Edd is miffed because someone has been in his room, "touching things". So Eddy devises a plan to catch the mysterious "toucher" and make them all rich.

The Kanker Sisters find the Eds bug collecting and take them back to their mobile home. At first the Eds like it, but after a while things start to get rough.

The Eds find out that Nazz is having a sprinkler party. They try to show off in front of the kids and end up ripping off their skin-tight bathing suits.

Eddy decides that he and Edd are going to teach Ed some social graces and turn him into a "swingin' dude".

Ed has to babysit his demanding and whiney sister Sarah. Edd and Eddy show up and reluctantly join "her majesty's" tea party.

Eddy is unhappy because he thinks he's short. Edd makes him a pair of hydraulic, platform shoes.

The Eds attempt to construct a club house in a neighborhood tree to solicit memberships from their friends, but not before the Kanker Sisters take it over.

Edd takes on a paper route to save up for an electron microscope. Eddy is immediately lured by the prospect of big money.

The Eds come across an old camera. They then decide to take pictures of all the cul-de-sac kids, put them in a calendar, and sell it back to them.

When Sarah falls in love with Edd, the rest of the gang tries to sabotage their relationship.

The cul-de-sac kids are playing hide and go seek, and the Eds participate in the game.

Edd receives a hypnotizing pinwheel in the mail. Eddy then hypnotizes the kids.

Edd needs to gain respect by winning a wrestling match.

The Eds decide to play practical jokes on the neighborhood children.

The Eds try to befriend Kevin in order to gain access to his jawbreaker stash.

After missing a fad, Eddy decides to start a new one.

The cul-de-sac children come down with chicken pox, leaving the Eds with nothing to do for the day.

Ed starts raiding neighbors' food while sleepwalking.

The Eds open up a beauty salon for pets, convincing Rolf to let them clean his animals. Meanwhile, Ed learns he is allergic to rabbits.

The Eds want to hatch their own chicken egg, which can only be obtained by trading with Rolf.

Edd's parents tell him to mow the lawn. Eddy then gets an idea for a potential scam and causes trouble.

After a scam goes horribly wrong and damages Kevin's house, Eddy makes up a quick lie, telling Kevin the "Mucky Boys" did it. Kevin is convinced, and soon the whole cul-de-sac is searching for the Mucky Boys.

The Eds get new clothes, which are still stiff from the store. Ed and Eddy try to break them in but end up ruining them. The Eds hear about the "Urban Rangers" and decide to join in order to receive their awesome uniforms.

Ed and Edd cannot understand Eddy when he loses his voice. When Edd devises a method of communication, there ends up being a lot of mistranslation.

The Eds launch a cruise line on the local creek, getting Jonny 2x4 and Jimmy as customers. All goes well until the Kanker Sisters show up.