Jay and Hamilton accept a mission to take a brutal Dictators sexy daughters to safety. Jay makes the simple mistake of having an orgy with the daughters and enrages the Dictator. Jay must win his freedom the honorable way, a crystal sword fight to the death.

Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.

Jay has a hard choice deciding between two species.

The OGC-1 contracts an STD (ship troubling decision) after going through a dirty black hole.

The only thing standing between Jay and his space license is a licentious land-octopus.

Jay gets selected for a most special and terrifying dong honor on the planet Terra Bliss.

Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!”

The OGC-1 has been assigned transport of a dangerous and sexy criminal.

Jay takes drastic measures when a manly man makes him insecure about his manhood.

The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.

Hamilton breaks a space rule by adopting a pet while Jay deals with his airlock addiction.

Jay gets recruited to join a secret society of galactic bonesmen, Hamilton is not invited.

The saga continues as Jay heads to a spring break planet full of roofied drinks, carnivorous plant based harlots and sexy new friends.

Jay returns to the GBM-1 to rectify space douchiness in the explosive conclusion to the galactic boner saga.