George learns his dinner date with Laura and a dinner to unite both sides of an abortion issue are scheduled at the same time. Larry tells him he should hold both simultaneously, which he manages to do for the most part, until Laura wants to have sex in the dining room and is caught naked when everyone from the abortion issue are in the main room of the White House.

George gets frustrated when he can't get a cable hookup, so he turns to Larry who gets him an ilegal hookup. The ""S.D.I. System"" in the White House sends a missile to Austria. The president of Austria and two of his assistants break into the white house to destroy Washington D.C. Meanwhile, Princess buys pills over the Internet she thinks will make her smarter, but which make her breasts larger.