Jasper entertains the studio audience with his folk song Chastity Belt, and recalls the time he and his friend attended a Birmingham City vs Manchester United away game...

Jasper turns his attention to the combustible topics of local radio, medicals, and Monty Python.

Holidays at home and abroad receive the Carrott treatment, and a run-in with the local constabulary in Jersey is the subject of another anecdote.

Jasper muses on Birmingham's notorious Spaghetti Junction, recounts hair-raising tales of driving with the mother-in-law, and reveals some hilarious motor insurance claims.

Jasper treats the audience to a reading of an as-yet-unseen episode of The Magic Roundabout, and recalls how a trip to America resulted in a brush with the law.