Ren & Stimpy have been hitch hiking for three years. They finally get a ride... from crazed circus midgets who kidnap various people, because they are in desperate need of an audience.

Ren and Stimpy volunteer to take care of the Lincoln Memorial, until they break the head of the monument.

Stimpy walks in on Ren while he tortures an ant. After concluding that Ren has no conscience, Stimpy lets Ren borrow his concience, played by guitar player Jiminy Lummox.

Ren & Stimpy pose as roadkill so they can get a ride to the desert.

Ren's feeling fine on his 10th birthday until Stimpy reminds him that he's 70 years old in "dog years". Ren prepares for death with a will, a fake funeral, and the search for the perfect coffin.

Desperate to join the Barrette Beret Girls, Ren and Stimpy have to prove themselves to the burly babes.

Stimpy creates a cloning liquid in his lab, and it falls into Ren's hands.

The chums seek refuge in a model home of the future which is awash with rare conveniences.

Ren & Stimpy get jobs as Paper Boys, but nobody is paying their bills.

Ren & Stimpy go to the Natural History Museum to see the skeletal remains of the mammoth Stimpysaurus.

Famished, Ren & Stimpy pretend to be long lost children of two Farmers.

Ren & Stimpy find themselves in elf & gnome world where everyone happily works to graduate to Pixie status.

Stimpy won't stop watching television.

Ren & Stimpy are at the unemployment office, and Ren & Stimpy are not suitable for any of the jobs.

Wilbur Cobb tells Ren and Stimpy a Western story about galoots.

Ren hits Stimpy in the nose and he starts to sing with a crooner-like voice. Stimpy becames famous, until his nose leaves him because of being slapped many times.

Stimpy becomes superstitious when Tuesday the 17th arrives.

In the spirit of the Hatfields and McCoys, Ren and Stimpy present the Nitwits and the Dimwits.

Ren is suffering from horrible allergies. Little does he know that he may be allergic to his best pal Stimpy.

Ren and Stimpy get jobs as bellhops and must make sure that no one finds out who is living in the top two floors of the hotel, but their curiosity gets the best of them.

Ren is getting ready for the annual Dog Lodge meeting and Stimpy begs to come along (due to the fact that the lodge is for dogs only since he's a cat) in which Ren agrees to bring him to the Dog Lodge.

Ren and Stimpy are watching TV when they see the grand opening of a new jail where the prisoners are treated like kings.

Ren and Stimpy are snowed in. Stimpy amuses himself with watching dark TV, whistling in a bottle and other mundane activities.