Jim Wise as Loud Howard (voice)

Episodes 30

January 1, 1999

Voices of Dilbert

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Dogbert Speaks

0x2
January 1, 1999

Montage of Dogbert

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January 1, 1999

Montage of the Pointy Haired Boss

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The Marketing Dept.

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January 1, 1999

Montage of Catbert

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The Name

1x1
January 25, 1999

Dilbert is tasked with naming a product that hasn't even been designed yet, and the stress (brought on by a recurring nightmare) makes Dilbert think he's turning into a chicken.

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The Competition

1x2
February 1, 1999

Dilbert is fired from his job when he is suspected of being a spy for a rival company (which was a rumor cooked up by Dogbert's online newsletter) and gets hired at a company that actually treats their workers like people.

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The Prototype

1x3
February 8, 1999

Dilbert and Alice must work together to stop a rival team led by the legendary "Lena" from stealing their ideas and presenting them to the Boss as her own.

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The Takeover

1x4
February 15, 1999

Dilbert and Wally become majority shareholders of their company after Dogbert manipulates the stock market.

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Testing

1x5
February 22, 1999

The Gruntmaster 6000 prototype is put to the test by an evil masked test engineer named Bob Bastard.

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Elbonian Trip

1x6
March 1, 1999

Dilbert, Alice, Wally, Dogbert, and the Pointy-Haired Boss take a business trip to Elbonia. Alice and Dilbert attempt to free the Elbonian people (Alice adopts an Elbonian baby while Dilbert introduces the workers to human rights) while Wally becomes a prophet.

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Tower of Babel

1x7
March 22, 1999

The repetitive passing-on of the same cold strain in Dilbert's office causes it to mutate and turns the coworkers into monsters. Rather than eliminate the virus, the company decides to start fresh by moving everyone to a new office, which Dilbert is tasked with designing.

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Little People

1x8
April 5, 1999

Dilbert discovers that the office is inhabited by a race of former employees who have been "downsized" (literally shrunken down to size after they've been laid off) after finding all of his belongings used, the dry-erase markers disappearing, and X-rated websites on his computer.

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The Knack

1x9
April 26, 1999

Dilbert loses "the knack" for technology when he gets management DNA from accidentally drinking from the Boss's cup. His resulting mis-steps send the world back to the Dark Ages.

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Y2K

1x10
May 3, 1999

On the eve of the new millennium, everyone — except Dilbert — is making New Year's plans. While assuring everyone that the company is prepared for Y2K, Dilbert discovers that the computer mainframe's main processor isn't Y2K-compatible and all the company's systems will crash if it isn't fixed. Dilbert is rewarded for discovering this by being assigned to fix it, and he discovers that the system's original programmer was Wally. But have years of drudgework dulled his brain too much to be able to tackle this crucial task?

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Charity

1x11
May 10, 1999

Dilbert is forced to be a charity coordinator for the "Associated Way" charity drive.

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Holiday

1x12
May 17, 1999

Dilbert thinks there are too many time-wasting holidays; Dogbert concurrently convinces Congress to abandon all holidays in favor of a National Dogbert Day.

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The Infomercial

1x13
May 24, 1999

The pre-production—non-lab-tested—Gruntmaster 6000 is scheduled to be tested by a Texan family.

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The Gift

2x1
November 2, 1999

Dilbert's mother's birthday is coming up, and in search of the perfect gift, he returns to the mall where he was abandoned by his father (voiced by Buck Henry) years ago.

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November 9, 1999

Dilbert has a near-death experience at a gas station, and finds that the afterlife is exactly like the office. Meanwhile, a group listening to a multi-level marketing speech become hypnotized, and through a bizarre accident create a religion based on Wally.

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Art

2x3
November 16, 1999

Dilbert is assigned to create a digital work of art. The result, the "Blue Duck," ends up appealing to the lowest common denominator of society and destroys the value and popularity of classic artworks.

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The Trial

2x4
November 23, 1999

Dilbert is sent to prison after the boss frames him for a fatal traffic accident. Once inside, he applies his knowledge of mathematics and engineering to prison life and takes over his cell block.

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The Dupey

2x5
December 7, 1999

Dilbert's attempts to design a Furby-style children's toy go horribly awry when the toys gain sentience and mutate into hideous but benevolent creatures that want independence.

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January 18, 2000

After a heated debate, Dilbert and the building's security guard trade jobs to see who can do the other's job better. Dilbert quickly finds himself in over his head when he discovers an illegal casino being run underneath the building.

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The Merger

2x7
January 25, 2000

The Boss decides that the company needs to merge with another, and chooses a company of brain-sucking extraterrestrials.

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Hunger

2x8
February 1, 2000

Dilbert tries to end world hunger by creating a new, safe, artificial food, but it tastes so bad that even people dying of starvation refuse to eat it – until his mother gets involved.

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February 8, 2000

Dilbert's home is chosen as the location for an off-site meeting when a dendrophile sues his company because of their deforestation policies.

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The Assistant

2x10
February 15, 2000

Dilbert is unwillingly promoted to management and given an assistant, sparking a showdown with the other engineers.

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The Return

2x11
February 22, 2000

Dilbert tries to buy a computer online but gets the wrong model, leading to an unpleasant surprise when he tries to return it to the company warehouse. Jerry Seinfeld and Eugene Levy guest-star as Comp-U-Comp and the plug guard, respectively; Jon Favreau guest-stars as Holden Callfielder.

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May 30, 2000

Dilbert and his co-workers find an empty cubicle and start dumping their obsolete computer equipment into it. To keep the marketing department from claiming the cubicle, they hack into the human resources database and create a profile for a fake engineer named Todd. The plan backfires when Todd is named project leader and develops a messianic reputation.

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Pregnancy

2x13
June 6, 2000

Ratbert accidentally sends Dilbert's model rocket into space. When it returns with samples of DNA from aliens, cows, hillbillies, engineers, and robots, it rectally impales Dilbert, impregnating him.

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The Delivery

2x14
June 13, 2000

Dilbert fights to keep his baby, a human-alien-cow-robot hybrid whose various "parents" sue for joint custody. Stone Cold Steve Austin guest-stars as himself.

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Company Picnic

2x15
July 11, 2000

The annual company picnic comes around and so does the softball game between Marketing and Engineering. This episode is based on Romeo and Juliet.

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The Fact

2x16
July 18, 2000

Dogbert is catapulted into fame and fortune when he posts false information on the Internet about his imaginary disease, "Chronic Cubicle Syndrome," and releases a best-selling book about it. Ironically, Dilbert is forced to come up with the cure.

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Ethics

2x17
July 25, 2000

The company employees are forced to take ethical training classes, then Dilbert is made project lead for the National Internet Voting Network. An attractive female employee of a special-interest group attempts to seduce Dilbert, putting his ethical limitations to the test.

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