Mel gives Tommy advice on how to charm the ladies, which Tommy promptly applies to Mel's niece.

Valentine's Day promises anything but hearts and flowers for the diner staff, who all quarrel with their dates.

Alice's actress friend from New York persuades Tommy that he has a brilliant future on Broadway.

Jolene's brother pays a surprise visit, but the surprise is on him, he gets an icy reception from his sister.

Vera, whose cello playing can reduce a virtuoso to tears, is asked to play in a local string quartet.

Jolene can't bring herself to bruise the tender feelings of a bruiser who saved her life and now considers her his girl.

Mel is stripping his gears over his jazzy new Porsche he purchased for a measly $20.

Vera wishes her landlady the worst for evicting her pets then feels responsible when the old crank's apartment catches on fire.

To steal a competitor's secret sauce recipe, Mel persuades his cousin to pose as a woman and apply for a job as a Burger Baby.

Mel's experiment with a computer goes well until Vera enters a transaction and erases every trace of Mel's financial existance.

Boss Hogg and Deputy Enos of ""The Dukes of Hazzard"" pay a surprise visit. Up to his usual low tricks, Boss makes an offer to lease the diner that Mel can't refuse but should.

No one can corral Vera after she discovers that a miniature horse is being mistreated by its trainer.