Gus & Geoff encountering some rude passengers on their flight to San Diego.

Burnie and his fight to get a statue of him erected in Burnie, Tasmania.

Gavin and his work with a professional stunt driver who had an accident.

Geoff and his advice on how to raise a child.

Watch as Burnie trolls frightened airplane passengers, Gavin experiences America in its purest form, a misplaced phone upsets Burnie and Gus' car gets egged.

Watch as young Geoff gets an adult in trouble, the podcast crew meets "the man", and young Burnie thinks he may have set a world record.

The first part of the story of Geoff and Griffon in New Orleans.

The conclusion of Geoff and Griffon's eventful trip to New Orleans.

Gus shows the "situation" to some people at PAX East, Burnie learns what "cribbing" is.

A story about two idiots and their questions about stromboli and soda machines.

Millie's learning how to use the threat of violence to get what she wants. Additionally, Gus and Geoff revisit their discussion about why the rules on a plane are important. Finally, Joel explains why he was right about everything.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #16 tells of the things Kara enjoys most about her job at Rooster Teeth. As a bonus in this episode, Joel talks about Geoff's fancy grill.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #17 shares the RT Crew's thoughts about earthquakes including Matt's first earthquake and Gus' earthquake fetish.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #19 is Burnie explaining why he isn't afraid of any animal and claims he can fight any of them.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #24 tells how Girls Scouts use their guilt powers to force you to buy cookies. It also tells the story about the homeless guy who was always having his legs cut off.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #27 contains a spirited discussion about the proper pronunciation of the name of the protagonist from the Portal series. You will also be treated to a discussion between Burnie and his wife where she tries to describe how the Covenant from Halo look.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #28 covers Burnie's quest to purchase a dishwasher for the office and the last will and testament of a travelling salesman.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #30 is an explanation of Japanese story telling (according to Burnie), every great Star Trek story ever told and strategies for good teamwork while playing Left 4 Dead.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #31 describes the ultimate disease apocalypse movie and then describes the exact theater you do not want to watch this movie at.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #36 is a play by play breakdown of how Joel handles a technology crisis in the office.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #37 gives advice on how to change people's perspectives about you, lets you know what a morning radio show with Marshall and Miles would sound like and also clues you in to how to execute the perfect crime...

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #38 shows Joel's amazing impression of Gus and the peculiarities of Gus' accent on the podcast versus his regular speaking voice. Also be amazed at the podcast's first attempt to make a commercial for the Fleshlight. Finally you will be treated to Geoff's analysis of the sport of fishing and why it is a good way to pass the time until you die.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #39 explores what the world would be like if we all lived by Google law, explains Monty's work and sleep state, and finally talks about how you could kill yourself with your own brain.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #46 shows the combined detective prowess of Geoff and Gus as they attempt to solve the case of the mysterious sleeping Burnie. As an added bonus you also get to re-live the story of Burnie and the missing shotgun shells at no additional cost!

A story about Sway's experience visiting the old RT apartment office.

Geoff and Gus shows you how they would handle a disaster in the air if they were pilots.

A collection of embarrassing stories told by Burnie.

Find out how Burnie thought TV worked when he was a kid, his thoughts on porn disposal, and how he got trolled by a potentially murderous nurse at a hospital!

Burnie and Geoff handle being fed raw meat in Europe, plus tips on how to deal with Saints Row multiplayer games!

The embarrassing story of how Geoff crashed a Vespa, then got insult added to injury.

RTAA #83 is a trilogy of plane-themed stories told by Geoff. Watch as Matt has trouble going through security, while Gus and Geoff question the integrity of their aircraft and have an awkward encounter with a pilot.

In RTAA #86 we find Geoff having an awkward encounter with a person he assumed worked at Home Depot, Gus' anger over Gavin's headphones grows, and Marshall's stint of office-living comes to a morbid end.

RTAA #92 takes off with two more plane stories, featuring an overly dramatic woman who won't settled for a gluten-full meal, and a plane with suspect mechanical integrity. Make sure your chair is in the upright and locked position, and prepare for HILARITY!

In the 100th RTAA, King Gus quests to find his misplaced crown before the podcast peons revolt.

RTAA #101 is about Gav's Minecraft encounter with a couple of chummy creepers, whom he suspects may be his parents.

Audio from "Let's Play: Minecraft #51"

Geoff recalls fights from his past, specifically the time he tried to fight a man named Porch. That's right, his name was Porch.

Burnie ponders how future cultures will look back on contemporary society, leading him to wonder if ancient Egyptians really did revere cats, or if they also thought they were really funny.

Audio from RT Podcast #66

Gavin and Geoff talk about what it would be like if they swapped bodies with celebrity couples, and Gav asks what the worst thing Geoff ever did to his mom as a kid.

Audio from Let's Build #s 17 & 19

Geoff tell the story of his pyro friend who caught a field on fire and cost Geoff a puffy jacket.

Audio from Let's Build #25

When a mix-up with the gas company cancels his service, Gus must take matters into his own hands to set things straight. Angry Gus takes no prisoners!

Audio from RT Podcast #21

At the old office, Burnie finally gets his computer back when Gavin goes back to England, but suddenly everyone wants to use it. Then, Burnie tries to explain how muting a user on Twitter works to a caveman.

Audio from RT Podcast #32

Burnie talks about exploring the sewers as a kid, and one time in particular when it became an Indiana Jones adventure. Then, he recalls the time in college some random dudes dropped a freezer on his lawn.

Audio from RT Podcast #120

Michael goes on a stealth mission in the middle of a Let's Play to free Ryan's "pet" cow Edgar from imprisonment. Will his plan succeed?

Audio from Let's Play Minecraft #60 & #61

Chris curses a baby, Jack eats some cookies, and Burnie smashes some atoms.

Audio from RT Podcast #216

Burnie talks about a shocking game he would play with locals south of the border, and why he one time spontaneously flipped the bird at a school bus.

Audio from RT Podcast #265

Millie worries that Geoff is getting too old, and Gus tries to buy a suit.

Audio from RT Podcast #114 & 202

Burnie talks about the ridiculous panel name he and Gus came up with, and Geoff talks about an old girlfriend who had strange characteristics.

Audio from RT Podcast #271and Let's Play Minecraft #94

Joel has another technical issue that Burnie tries to help with. Burnie talks about a kid who confronts a bully with an surprising outcome.

The guys discuss some changes in direction that could have ruined Dead Rising 2, Burnie finds a familiar looking rock, and Gus tells people to get off his lawn.

Geoff tells the gang about two strange dreams he had, one involving drunk gaming, and the other leading to an accident in his pants.

Young Geoff almost gets caught stealing cable with his friend in Tennessee.

Michael shares his cable theft story, which led to a profitable business on the side.

Geoff tells the tale of how he and his friends put some smooth moves on a couple of fellow high school girls.

Burnie wonders about what it's like for bugs to get lost, and Geoff steals a ball from Caleb.

Gavin leaves his cup of coffee in the Achievement Hunter office, and Geoff adds some flavor to it without him knowing.

Audio from Let's Play - Call of Duty: Classic

The Achievement Hunter gang discusses whether a fungus can get an achievement, and debate just who is Pubert Addams.

Audio from Let's Play: Minecraft #83

Gus and Geoff remember their favorites Drunk Matt moments. Audio from RT Sponsorcast - Parties

Gus' story about Drunk Matt lost on/at the Subway brings up a painful memory of loss from Geoff's past. Audio from RT Sponsorcast - Parties

Burnie wonders what constitutes a crash for an aircraft, and Gus tells a story about a naughty club he was in with Geoff.

Geoff gets drunk at a party without realizing, and freaks out that he might have embarrassed himself.

Geoff and Michael have a cool celebrity run-in with Gary Busey! Until they realize he's a crazy person. Audio from Let's Play GTA V: Pacific Standard Job Part 3.

Geoff forgets how to express his gratitude. Burnie talks about how Geoff once painted his hallway black. || Audio from Let's Watch: Until Dawn Part 7.

Geoff has a sex dream for the first time, but it doesn't go as well as he would hope. || Audio from Let's Play Minecraft #158.

Geoff has another unsuccessful sex dream, this time with Jenny Slate. Maybe it's a thing with Jenny's? || Audio from Let's Play Minecraft #184.

Geoff tells the story about how one time he hit a deer and had no idea what to do. Then somehow makes the situation even worse.

Audio from Off Topic Podcast #8

Geoff and Ryan recount some of their antics from back when they were bored teens living in lame southern towns. Geoff, as you can imagine, does some stuff that's way more screwed up.

Audio from Sunday Driving - How Muddy Do You Like It?

This is the story all about how Geoff's life got flipped turned upside down. So I'd like to take a minute, lemme tell you what, this is exactly how Geoff got a dildo up his butt.

Audio from Sunday Driving in GTA V – The Married Life

The AH guys think about what they'd do if they had the Transformers element that transforms into anything. Not surprisingly, it mostly has to do with torturing Gavin.

Audio from Off Topic Podcast #9

Gavin and Geoff hypothesize what a world where your boners made sounds would be like. They also talk about the hottest cast member from the hit '90s sitcom Friends. Who is yours? Comment below.

Audio from Let's Build - Storm the Tower

Geoff confuses Millie about flip flops, Kerry wonders what a life in Japan would be like, and Chris talks about his master plan to become a Ninja Turtle.

Audio from Let's Build - Storm the Tower

In one of the more peculiar "what if" scenarios, Geoff presents a scenario where Gavin can save his family from dying of cancer but only if he... Well, you can see for yourself, I'm not typing that out.

Audio from Let's Build - Snowbound Part 2

Gus gets hammered at a showing of Bewitched, leading him to berate other members of the audience who liked it; and our good friend Brandon tries to call out a guy for using his phone during a movie and almost gets beat up for it.

Geoff accidentally gets a discount at a divey burger joint for several months, and makes the mistake of asking why.

Audio from Off Topic Podcast #2

Geoff tells a couple stories about how it's hard to be a parent when you know you're really good at it, but aren't appreciated by your kid.

Audio from Off Topic Podcast #24

Michael tries to avoid a dude at the gym who likes talking and being punched, but can't seem to shake him no matter where he goes.

Audio from Off Topic #2

The Off Topic guys ponder the big questions in life, like "What would happen if you strapped a gun to a roomba?", "How was Rooster Teeth Started?", and "Is Geoff gay??" Find out the answers!

Audio from Off Topic podcast #31 and Off Topic podcast #18

Geoff and Michael watch from afar as Chris tries his best to talk to a group of ladies. It is, to say the least, hard to watch.

Audio from Off Topic podcast #25

The gang remembers their days at the call center and some of the shady businesses that neighbored it. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #458

Geoff watches an Elephant outside his window do some tricks. It also throws up.

Audio from Off Topic Podcast #26.

Millie is invited to help out at a Sugar Pine 7 event and she takes it VERY SERIOUSLY. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #100

Geoff gets informed that Gavin has Golden Hands after talking with his Grandfather. The gang is determined to figure out the meaning behind that phrase.

Gavin puts his finger in a cat's butt. How and Why? We're not sure either. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #99

Family Lineage stories! No one was related to royalty, but Jack's great grandfather killed a wild bull one time. So that's cool. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #95.

Ryan describes his airport adventures trying to get home to his kids. It goes exactly as planned. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #96

Sanitation is important when you're working in fast food, and Geoff had a long way to go in his early years. This story involves poop... lots of poop. Audio from Off Topic #13

Jeremy has a run in with some pretty interesting guys at the bar. Is he cool enough to hang with them? Audio from Off Topic: #46

Geoff reminisces on a tale from his past where he pranks his poor old teacher. Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #135

Can you believe the Achievement Hunter gang talked about gross smelling stories for almost 15 minutes at the London RTX panel? Yeah me too. This is only part 1. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #147

They're here, they're there, they're everywhere! These scooters just pop up all over the place! Audio from Off Topic Podcast #143

Part 2. Jeremy used to work with Port O Potties a bunch and one time... well it could have been worse. Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #147

Trevor has a few encounters with a mysterious man at his hotel while staying in London. Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #147

Trevor invites Geoff out to see a magician while in Vegas and its probably the best show he's ever seen. Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #140

Sometimes people can't quite think of the right words to describe things, but that leads to some funny situations! Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #143