Gavin Free as Self (voice)
Episodes 174
Headlight Fluid
Gavin and his work with a professional stunt driver who had an accident.
Read MoreOmnibus #1
Watch as Burnie trolls frightened airplane passengers, Gavin experiences America in its purest form, a misplaced phone upsets Burnie and Gus' car gets egged.
Read MoreHealth Kick to the Balls
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #37 gives advice on how to change people's perspectives about you, lets you know what a morning radio show with Marshall and Miles would sound like and also clues you in to how to execute the perfect crime...
Read MoreGoogle Mind Tricks
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #39 explores what the world would be like if we all lived by Google law, explains Monty's work and sleep state, and finally talks about how you could kill yourself with your own brain.
Read MoreMass Defect
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #41 is a spirited (and spoiler free) discussion about Mass Effect 3 and the level of respect that Shepard deserves.
Read MoreDance Floor Fight
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #45 lets you know how to throw down Jersey Style in case your girlfriend is ever confronted by another man at a bar. Watch and learn!
Read MoreSigns & Shotguns
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #46 shows the combined detective prowess of Geoff and Gus as they attempt to solve the case of the mysterious sleeping Burnie. As an added bonus you also get to re-live the story of Burnie and the missing shotgun shells at no additional cost!
Read MoreBurnie and the Cup
A tale of a care free spring break at the beach gone horribly wrong, with life altering mental trauma!
Read MoreHotdog Planes & "Pranks"
Jack explains the most efficient way to control an RC plane with an iPhone and a hot dog as well as Burnie revealing a nefarious plan to break Gus' mind.
Read MoreLost Phone Karma
What happens to Burnie when he loses his cell phone in a cab as well as the instant karma Gavin gets for giving Burnie grief about his phone.
Read MoreGavin's Drunken Shenanigans
Burnie tells the story of what it is like trying to take care of a rowdy drunken Brit while on a business trip.
Read MoreBad Luck Burnie
Burnie's failed attempt at chivalry on an airplane. Watch as he makes a fool of himself trying to help what he believes are star crossed lovers.
Read MoreMichael Gets Locked Out
Lindsay accidentally locks Michael out of his apartment. Watch Michael use all of his powers to try and get back into his own apartment. Bonus appearance in this episode by Kara the cheerleader!
Read MoreGavin's Has Brain Problems
Stories of Gavin destroying his own brain.
In part one of our adventure, Gavin forgets how to read and write, while in part two he goes blind for three days.
Read MoreWhen Kites Attack
A near fatal accident where Burnie's son almost inadvertently kills a man with a kite. I swear officer, it was an accident.
Read MoreBets & Flirts
Gavin's love of making dumb bets, and Gavin's secret man crush at the Rooster Teeth office. Gossip time!!
Read MoreDoctor Free Pants Gavin
How great would Gavin be if he were a doctor (not very), and it also shows the ugly consequences of a Peggle celebration that goes a little too extreme.
Read MoreGrapes, Calls & Storage
Find out what people's overall opinion is about grapes (positive), Burnie takes a phone call in a weird fashion, and finally Burnie talks about Tupperware.
Read MoreNice Carrot Sweat
Listen as Burnie rants about dropping vegetables and the five second rule. Gus demonstrates his shitty super power! Finally Michael tells everyone why he's skeptical of people who are nice in Texas.
Read MorePlane Stories
RTAA #83 is a trilogy of plane-themed stories told by Geoff. Watch as Matt has trouble going through security, while Gus and Geoff question the integrity of their aircraft and have an awkward encounter with a pilot.
Read MoreGus on Mars
Gus is taking a one-way trip to Mars just to spite Gavin, and what his life would be like on the Red Planet.
Read MoreHeadphones & Peeing
RTAA #85 is the start of a futile saga wherein Gus tries to get Gavin to wear his headphones the right way, then Burnie gets a rude text, and Gus pees in public and almost lands on the registered sex offender list.
Read MoreHomeless Depot
In RTAA #86 we find Geoff having an awkward encounter with a person he assumed worked at Home Depot, Gus' anger over Gavin's headphones grows, and Marshall's stint of office-living comes to a morbid end.
Read MoreGus' Rooftop Rat
RTAA #87 is about how a mysterious "crunking" noise coming from the wall baits Gus into an encounter with a rat living inside his house. Also, Gus tries to cope as the "backwards headphone plague" spreads to other members of the podcast.
Read MoreBig Noses & Little Sisters
RTAA #88 reveals the origins of Gavin's giant nose and the problems having a schnoz like his can cause when falling. Then, Kara messes up Gus' playtime in true little sister fashion.
Read MoreLucid Bear Dreams
We've got some Gavin-themed stories for you in RTAA #90! After realizing he's in a lucid dream, Gav gets a little carried away with his super powers. Then, Burnie tries to teach him how to survive a bear encounter. And finally, we have the idiotic conclusion to the headphone saga!
Read MoreDan vs. Food
RTAA #91 has Burnie and Gav retelling the tale of Dan 'the Man" Gruchy's difficulties understanding how menus work and the awkward restaurant interactions it creates. #DanTheMan
Audio from RT Podcast #201
Read MoreDrunk Burnie Returns
Drunk Burnie returns in RTAA #93! This time, Burnie is at a PAX East party and has too much to drink, then proceeds to make false toasts at a company dinner, then later, takes it upon himself to kick people out of another party.
Audio from RT Podcast #211
Read MoreLost Not Found
RTAA #94 is all about losing shit. Burnie tells the story of Geoff allegedly losing a check two seconds after he handed to him, and how that trait reminds him of his son, who also loses stuff all the time.
Audio from RT Podcast #212
Read MoreBarbara Pun-kelman
RTAA #98 is a pun-tacular pun-travaganza! Featuring some of Barbara's most groan-inducing puns from throughout the years. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the PUNishment.
Read MoreThe Podcast King
In the 100th RTAA, King Gus quests to find his misplaced crown before the podcast peons revolt.
Read MoreGav's Creeper Parents
RTAA #101 is about Gav's Minecraft encounter with a couple of chummy creepers, whom he suspects may be his parents.
Audio from "Let's Play: Minecraft #51"
Read MoreGus' Squirrelly Situation
The mean squirrel tormenting Gus' life returns in RTAA #102. This time, the squirrel acquires a special taste of Gus' nuts. No, not that kind of nut.
Audio from RT Podcast #215
Read MoreMore Burnie Tales
RTAA #103 is full of more stories from Burnie, including the time Jason pulled a prank on him in the middle of a filmmaking panel, more tortuous his older brother did to him, and an encounter with an asshole in Austin. So much Burnie!
Audio from RT Podcast
Read MoreEl Pizza Bandido
RTAA #105 is all about Ray's pizza treachery. Both he and Gavin order a pizza while watching a movie and when Ray mistakenly takes Gav's pizza thinking it's his, he refuses to admit it.
Audio from RT Podcast #220
Read MoreThe Podcast King Outtakes
Hilarious alternate takes and deleted dialogue from the 100th RTAA, "The Podcast King.
Read MoreGavin's Secret Admirer
Gavin tells a story of when the chef from a cooking show he was filming fell in love with him and he failed to pick up on the signs.
Audio from RT Podcast #205
Read MoreBurnie Fights the Sun
Burnie tells a couple of stories, ranging from his highs and lows in fights, to another trick his cruel brother played on him, this time involving treasure and the sun.
Read MoreNew Phone, Bad Store
RTAA Omnibus action! Burnie doesn't know what to do without his phone, Gus yells at Burnie because he doesn't know how to use his phone, and Miles got tired of dealing with people at his bad grocery store job.
Audio from RT Podcast
Read MoreBody Switching & Buckets
Gavin and Geoff talk about what it would be like if they swapped bodies with celebrity couples, and Gav asks what the worst thing Geoff ever did to his mom as a kid.
Audio from Let's Build #s 17 & 19
Read MoreJoel's Meat Diet
Joel tells the story of when he was a waiter on the hit show "Ally McBeal," and an embarrassing food situation he got himself into in front of Portia de Rossi and Lucy Liu.
Read MoreBorders & Butts
Burnie tries to cross the border into America, but his son makes things difficult for him, Gavin likes crepes, and Burnie feels weird after asking his doctor for a colonoscopy multiple times.
Read MoreEven More Plane Stories
RTAA #116 has even more plane stories from the RT guys! Gus is in the security checkpoint when they do bomb drill, Burnie talks about how they don't get nervous on planes, and Gus has a "mini freak-out" over the Pacific.
Audio from the RT Podcast #19
Read MoreWet Dream, Polite Robbery
In RTAA #118, Burnie has a wet dream in the worst place possible and Kerry demonstrates the power of kindness when robbing a store in GTA V.
Audio from RT Podcast
Read MorePoopy Horse Blankets
Burnie talks about how horses are dumb enough to starve themselves, Gavin drinks coffee, and Geoff has a messy accident of his own.
Audio from RT Podcast
Read MoreRelaxed Gav & Lost Keys
Gavin is concerned he may be too relaxed, Gus and Burnie argue about clouds, and Burnie gets mad when he can't find his keys.
Audio from RT Podcast
Read MoreGeoff's Pyro Friend
Geoff tell the story of his pyro friend who caught a field on fire and cost Geoff a puffy jacket.
Audio from Let's Build #25
Read MoreDan Likes Cross-Eyed Girls
Michael Punches Poo
While at his old job, Michael uses a client's restroom and has to be creative when he clogs the toilet.
Read MoreChopped Stick
Gus tells the story of a man in China who, in a spell of loneliness, decided to cut off his junk, and the aftermath which followed.
Audio from RT Podcast #243
Read MoreDogs & Disappointment
In RTAA #126, Gus wakes up when he dog inaudibly whimpers, Burnie has troubles with Siri, and Brandon is disappointed.
Audio from RT Podcast
Read MoreGavin's Pre-Op Photo Op
In RTAA #127, while in Spain with his mates, Gavin drunkenly attempts to get a woman to take their picture, not realizing she is trying to get somewhere more important...
Read MoreGus' Candy Cane-ine
In RTAA #130, it's Gus' turn to have a crazy dream. He discovers his neighbor is the former head coach of University of Texas football team, and his dog is really a Christmas treat.
Audio from RT Podcast #249
Read MoreLazer Tag Tales
In RTAA #131, the gang plays lazer tag, and things get intense as Michael and Lindsay are pitted against one another. Can love bloom even on a battlefield?
Audio from RT Podcast #238
Read MoreWorkspace & Cavemen
At the old office, Burnie finally gets his computer back when Gavin goes back to England, but suddenly everyone wants to use it. Then, Burnie tries to explain how muting a user on Twitter works to a caveman.
Audio from RT Podcast #32
Read MoreKung Shu Wedding
Gus goes to a wedding, but ends up having to take care of Drunk Esther and gets groped by one of her relatives. Burnie and Gavin talk about their shoe-based fighting style called Kung Shu.
Audio from RT Podcast #243
Read MoreThe One in the Hole
Michael goes on a stealth mission in the middle of a Let's Play to free Ryan's "pet" cow Edgar from imprisonment. Will his plan succeed?
Audio from Let's Play Minecraft #60 & #61
Read MoreMichael's Weird Neighbor
Michael gets a knock on his door from someone down the hall who needs to call the police. But as the neighbor explains his story on the phone, Michael realizes maybe he is slightly insane.
Audio from RT Podcast #257
Read MoreBad Luck Burnie Rides Again
Burnie sees a couple having an argument outside his apartments, and, once again trying to be a nice guy, tries to break it up. But the situation is more complex than he was anticipating.
Audio from RT Podcast #257
Read MoreSpeeding and Dreaming
Burnie tells the story of his kid finding a speeding ticket, and the ensuing shakedown he got as a result. Then, Gavin has another lucid dream, this time involving his family and gems.
Audio from RT Podcast #258
Read MoreA Staircase of Assault
Miles pushes his little brother down the stairs, then thinks of a way to not get blamed for it.
Audio from RT Podcast #198
Read MoreCurses, Cookies, & Atoms
Chris curses a baby, Jack eats some cookies, and Burnie smashes some atoms.
Audio from RT Podcast #216
Read MoreDan Drinks, Gavin Hoodwinks
Dan orders a bunch of girly drinks at dinner, thinking they are free. Gus and Gavin re-enact an internet conversation he had with a girl.
Audio from RT Podcast #201
Read MoreThe Shock Bus
Burnie talks about a shocking game he would play with locals south of the border, and why he one time spontaneously flipped the bird at a school bus.
Audio from RT Podcast #265
Read MoreHope vs. Starvation
Gavin wonders if the hope of food can stave off starving to death.
Audio from RT Podcast #216
Read MoreBehind the Blue
Burnie encounter problems on the set of Animated Adventures.
Read MoreGrand Theft Cola
Brandon learns a lesson about hot cars and soda cans, and Miles and Gus try to play a game of golf in GTA Online.
Audio from RT Podcast #133
Read MoreBurnie's Wedding Pranks
Burnie talks about some pranks he tried to pull during Michael and Lindsay's wedding.
Audio from RT Pocast #271
Read MoreLong Title, Weird Girl
Burnie talks about the ridiculous panel name he and Gus came up with, and Geoff talks about an old girlfriend who had strange characteristics.
Audio from RT Podcast #271and Let's Play Minecraft #94
Read MoreGavin or Google #1: Breaking Babies
This week, Burnie and the gang play "Gavin or Google," the guessing game sweeping the Internet. Burnie gives a short phrase to both Gavin and the Google search engine, and Barbara and Gus must guess who returned which phrase, Gavin or Google?
Audio from RT Podcast #210 and #237
Read MoreCanadian Zombie Property
The guys discuss some changes in direction that could have ruined Dead Rising 2, Burnie finds a familiar looking rock, and Gus tells people to get off his lawn.
Read MoreGodzilla vs. the Human Bugs
The guys wonder what it would be like if Godzilla were as grossed out by humans as humans are by bugs.
Read MoreGeoff's Weird Dreams
Geoff tells the gang about two strange dreams he had, one involving drunk gaming, and the other leading to an accident in his pants.
Read MoreThe Snail Assassin
In one of his strangest hypothetical scenarios ever, Gavin wonders what it would be like if you were constantly chased by a snail with a deadly touch.
Read MorePilot Football Message
Gus wants to be a secret pilot, Burnie talks about Rice University's football team, and sends a heartwarming text to Gavin.
Audio from RT Podcasts: Secret Pilot - Podcast #281, Rice's Football Team - Podcast #13, Burnie's Message - Podcast #231
Read MoreGavin or Google #2: Dog Door Bells
The gang plays Gavin or Google again, this time concerning dogs.
Read MoreA Selfie With Burnie
A fan tries to take a selfie with Burnie at RTX, but is constantly interrupted.
Read MoreGeoff's Flirty Drive
Geoff tells the tale of how he and his friends put some smooth moves on a couple of fellow high school girls.
Read MoreLost Bugs & Stolen Balls
Burnie wonders about what it's like for bugs to get lost, and Geoff steals a ball from Caleb.
Read MoreJoel's Theatrical Sickness
In RTAA #172, Joel starts feeling deathly sick in a movie theater, and Gavin almost cares.
Read MoreLost Gavin's Way With Words
In RTAA #173, we have a compilation of some of Gavin's weird phrasing when trying to pose academic questions and statements.
Read MoreGavin Drinks Fart Coffee
Gavin leaves his cup of coffee in the Achievement Hunter office, and Geoff adds some flavor to it without him knowing.
Audio from Let's Play - Call of Duty: Classic
Read MoreThe Pubert Situation
The Achievement Hunter gang discusses whether a fungus can get an achievement, and debate just who is Pubert Addams.
Audio from Let's Play: Minecraft #83
Read MoreOven Peeing, Shirt in the Wild
Chris tells a tale of the time he accidentally peed in an oven, and Gavin surprises a fan wearing a Rooster Teeth shirt out in the wild.
Audio from RT Pocast #230
and #235
Read MoreHelium Miners & Bacon Meals
The guys talk about how hard it is to get a hold of helium, and Barbara is unimpressed by a local restaurant. Audio from RT Podcast #159
Read MoreBarbara Pun-kelman III
Yes, Barbara has now made enough puns to make three Animated Adventures about it. She's probably the only one happy about it.
Read MoreBurnie Gets Busted
Technology betrays Burnie when it rats him out after he watches some adult-themed media. Audio from RT Podcast #317.
Read MoreBurnie's Burger Dream
No matter where he goes or what he dreams, Burnie cannot escape the burger he ate for dinner. Audio from RT Podcast #318
Read MoreThe Burglar and The Fire
Chris, Gus, and Gav talk about what they'd do if they were robbing a house that's on fire.
Read MoreOld Timey Burnie's Annoncement
RTAA DVD Vol. 2 announced.
Read MoreBarbara Pun-kelman IV
Hope you like puns, because it's time for another installment of Barbara Pun-kelman! This time, Burnie gets in on the action, and Barbara tell a pun so bad Gus and Burnie take the easy way out.
Read MoreKrashes & Kleptos
Burnie wonders what constitutes a crash for an aircraft, and Gus tells a story about a naughty club he was in with Geoff.
Read MoreAH ASMR FTW
Michael, Gavin, and Ryan the Naughty Chef try to make an ASMR video.
Read MoreBurnie & The Name Game
Burnie gets confused when someone with a similar name to his gets called up at the airport lounge. Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #330
Read MoreThe Robo-Telemarketer
Burnie gets a call and is uncertain whether he is talking to an annoying robot or an annoying telemarketer. Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #323.
Read MoreBurnie & Ashley Search For Food
While in France, Burnie desperately searches for food before Ashley becomes hangry. But it's impossible to find food during certain times of the day. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #323 Post Show.
Read MoreThe Machinima Death Switch
Burnie discovers the existence of a very inconvenient switch which shuts down the machinima station at the office. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #330.
Read MoreGavin the Perfect Passenger
Gavin talks about airplane passengers who inconvenienced him. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #327.
Read MoreThe Contractor Conundrum
Burnie and Gus talk about their not-so-awesome experiences working with contractors. Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #330:
Read MoreForgetful Thanks, Black Hallway
Geoff forgets how to express his gratitude. Burnie talks about how Geoff once painted his hallway black. || Audio from Let's Watch: Until Dawn Part 7.
Read MoreCat Stories
Gavin and Burnie talk about the annoying things their cats do. Gus talks about a cat who returned home after years in the wild. || Audio from RT Podcast #341.
Read MoreApple Pay-n in the Butt
Burnie tries to impress Gavin and Dan with his fancy ApplePay phone, but it's less amazing than he thinks. || Audio from RT Podcast #323.
Read MoreGeoff's Failed Sex Dream
Geoff has a sex dream for the first time, but it doesn't go as well as he would hope. || Audio from Let's Play Minecraft #158.
Read MoreHaircut Mishaps
Gus, Gavin, and Chris relive some awkward moments they've had while getting a haircut. || Audio from RT Podcast #314.
Read MoreReveille Gets Dognapped
Burnie recalls the story of when his college friends kidnapped the Texas A&M mascot, and the ensuing manhunt which followed. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #250.
Read MoreGeoff's Failed Sex Dream II
Geoff has another unsuccessful sex dream, this time with Jenny Slate. Maybe it's a thing with Jenny's? || Audio from Let's Play Minecraft #184.
Read MoreAirport Dog Jobs
After encountering a dog whose job is to sniff for food, Burnie wonders how cushy a job that dog must have compared to other dog jobs. I just like saying dog job over and over. Dog job. || Audio from RT Podcast #354
Read MoreBlaine Stories
Blaine recounts a tale of how he tried to be funny by farting on Gus and just embarrassed himself, and Burnie talks about the lengths Blaine will go to in order to get a girl to talk to him. Sad.
Audio from RT Podcast #361 Post Show
Read MoreThe Glasses & The Fireplace
Burnie and Gavin stay at a nice Airbnb with a cool fireplace, but when they go to use it, Gavin realizes the landlord might have left something behind.
Audio from RT Podcast #362
Read MoreThe Instacart Recovery
Gus talks about reaching new heights (or lows) in his human interactions when ordering groceries. Gavin poses the question to the guys about the recovery position, but nobody knows what the hell that is.
Audio from RT Podcast #311
Read MoreGavin or Google #3
In this edition of Gavin or Google, Burnie covers accidental furniture assembly, or possible cases of bestiality. Which stupid thing did Gavin say? Let's find out!
Audio from RT Podcast #226
Read MoreGeoff Gets a Dildo in His Butt
This is the story all about how Geoff's life got flipped turned upside down. So I'd like to take a minute, lemme tell you what, this is exactly how Geoff got a dildo up his butt.
Audio from Sunday Driving in GTA V – The Married Life
Read MoreGavin The Hostage Negotiator
Gavin and Lindsay play ABCs of storytelling, where he tries to save some hostages by acquiring some Care Bears for Lindsay.
Audio from What is a Fist Roast - On The Spot #45
Read More#StopDolphinPoaching
Burnie discusses the rampant nonexistent dolphin poaching issue among the Rooster Teeth audience.
Audio from RT Podcast #364
Read MoreBest Friends & Fake Girlfriends
Gus and Burnie discuss the notion of a "best friend."; Geoff pranks his friend Frank by making Griffon pretend to be his girlfriend.
Audio from RT Podcast #355
Read MorePoppin' Boners with Gavin & Geoff
Gavin and Geoff hypothesize what a world where your boners made sounds would be like. They also talk about the hottest cast member from the hit '90s sitcom Friends. Who is yours? Comment below.
Audio from Let's Build - Storm the Tower
Read MoreBlaine's Virgin Debacle
Blaine scores with a girl who claims to be a virgin, but finds out later that maybe she was lying. Come to think of it, this is a weird story to tell, why did we animate this?
Audio from RT Podcast #366
Read MoreGus' Alley Dump
While trying to film intros for the podcast, Gus pretends to poop in an alley, but accidentally fronts on a homeless dude's pooping turf and things get awkward.
Audio from RT Podcast #366
Read MoreMichael's Bagel Incident
Michael spots a dude eating a bagel on his flight and quickly goes from coveting the man's bounty of bagel to being disgusted by the despicable state in which it ends up.
Audio from Off Topic Podcast #15
Read MoreDroppin' Burgers, Growin' Trees
The intern makes a grave misstep while bringing food to the hungry podcast crew, and Gavin presents a third option to dealing with the remains of dead people: make them trees.
Audio from RT Podcast #366
Read MoreRacial Super Texas
This week, someone tries to guess Gus' race, Kyle and Miles ponder the certainties in life, and Burnie defends Superman's biggest weakness. Let's be real though, standing next to a rock making you lose your powers is pretty lame. Fight me, nerds.
Audio from RT Podcast #363 #365
Read MoreSpooky Scary Ghost Stories
Gus regales the gang with a ghost story from some friends of his back in college. Being a ghost can be difficult when you don't like the dark.
Audio from RT Podcast #365.
Read MoreBombs, Potates, & Stickers
A collection of dumb little stories ranging from bombs hitting Austin (and how to avoid them), nicknames for potatoes, and horrible, crappy, worthless stickers.
Audio from RT Podcast #355 and #302
Read MoreGavin's Seed Saves the Day
In one of the more peculiar "what if" scenarios, Geoff presents a scenario where Gavin can save his family from dying of cancer but only if he... Well, you can see for yourself, I'm not typing that out.
Audio from Let's Build - Snowbound Part 2
Read MoreThe Edamame Power Play
Burnie and Matt go on a business lunch with a guy, who, for some unknown reason, starts eating edamame husks out of the discard bowl. Maybe it's some kind of power play? I dunno, but it would gross me out, that's for sure.
Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #367
Read MoreBillion Dollars Butt
The gang imagines what they would do if they suddenly had a billion dollars. Would they give it away? Would they stuff it down their pants and walk around? Find out!
Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #358
Read MoreScary Kids Scaring Kids
Burnie talks about how his kid loved to dress up as something scary for Halloween, and how one time he managed to scare the crap out of another kid, further proving that Superman might be the lamest superhero ever.
Read MoreThe RTAA Mixdown
It's the 250th RTAA episode! As is tradition, we did a weird thing instead of the usual business. This time the gang gets together to make some beautiful music while also making obscure references to the show. Thanks for watching 250 of these things!
Read MoreBarbara Pun-kelman V
Yeah, it's another one of these things. At this point we're probably just enabling Barbara to make more puns, so feel free to grab some pitchforks and torches and form a mob of some kind. Bring it.
Read MoreShrinkin' & Dreamin'
The guys talk about the old rumor surrounding Surge and what it may or may not do to one's penis; Burnie tries to remember things about Harry Potter; Gus has a dream about Burnie trying to kill the office cleaning lady (or is it?).
Audio from
RT Podcast #356
RT Podcast #370
RT Podcast #368
Directed by Jordan Cwierz
Animated by Gabe Silva, Johnathan Floyd, and Beth Mackenzie
Read MoreChris' Smoking Hot Date
Chris goes on a blind date with a woman who turns out to be a little older than expected. Also she doesn't know New Zealand is its own country.
Chris goes on a blind date with a woman who turns out to be a little older than expected. Also she doesn't know New Zealand is its own country.
Audio from RT Podcast #380
Read MoreKids Are A-Holes
Kerry, Miles, and Gavin talk about the messed up things they used to do when they were little kids; everything from stripping in public to forcing their siblings into toilets. Kids really are assholes.
Audio from RT Podcast #375
Read MoreMiles' Counselor Story
Miles has some embarrassing moments while doing some team building exercises.
Audio from RT Podcast #322
Read MoreGeoff's Burger Discount
Geoff accidentally gets a discount at a divey burger joint for several months, and makes the mistake of asking why.
Audio from Off Topic Podcast #2
Read MoreGavin or Gaggle
It's a new twist on a classic! Gavin and Burnie play the most disgusting game ever imagined: Gavin or Gaggle! Not safe for lunch.
Audio from RT Podcast #383
Read MoreChris' Love Delivery
Chris uses a grocery delivery service but finds himself attracted to the delivery girl, so he keeps ordering groceries in order to ask her out.
Audio from RT Podcast #396
Read MoreBreaking Conventions, Touching Glass
Back when Halo 3 was released, Gus and Burnie go to a convention that had more people working there than people attending. So they played Halo. Burnie also talks about not touching any fucking glass.
Audio from RT Podcast #374
Read MoreGeoff Ramsey: Best Dad Ever?
Geoff tells a couple stories about how it's hard to be a parent when you know you're really good at it, but aren't appreciated by your kid.
Audio from Off Topic Podcast #24
Read MoreBikes, Food, & Farts
A plethora of tales ranging from stole bikes turned into unicycles, mysterious food items left on the ground, and Gavin's fart-riddled life. Fun times ahead!
Audio from Off Topic #18 and RT Podcast #382
Read MoreDon't Talk at the Gym
Michael tries to avoid a dude at the gym who likes talking and being punched, but can't seem to shake him no matter where he goes.
Audio from Off Topic #2
Read MoreForgetful Pills, Automatic Recovery
In an attempt to make his life easier, Miles does something really complicated to help him remember to take his medicine. Burnie's older brother does something mean (surprising), and Gavin witnesses a person save himself from injury automatically.
From Rooster Teeth Podcasts
\#322, #368, #374
Read MoreJeremy & Michael Get Hurt
Assuming the title wasn't descriptive enough, in this episode of RTAA, Jeremy and Michael each regale us of times from their childhood in which they sustained some crazy injuries.
Audio from Off Topic Podcast #37
Read MoreStinky Ride-Share Farts
Gavin finds himself in a stinky situation when his uber driver farts and he doesn't know the proper etiquette of how to deal with it.
Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #392
Read MoreGus' Sharkdanko Interview
During the interview for his global entry or whatever, Gus finds himself in an odd office with an odd government official who likes movies.
Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #390
Read MoreRoombas With Guns, Sharpies in Butts
The Off Topic guys ponder the big questions in life, like "What would happen if you strapped a gun to a roomba?", "How was Rooster Teeth Started?", and "Is Geoff gay??" Find out the answers!
Audio from Off Topic podcast #31 and Off Topic podcast #18
Read MoreGavin and the Annoying German
Sitting next to an annoying person on a plane is never fun. But when that guy is fat and German and does gross stuff next to Gavin, then it's hilarious.
Audio from RT Podcast #374
Read MorePorta-Potty Blowjob
Gavin tries to use a porta-potty but a strange gentleman interrupts his tinkle time to do a quick bump. Then he wants a blowjob. Look, it's weird, just watch it.
Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #404
Read MoreGus' Turbulent Urination
Gus has to pee while on a flight, but has a rough time when the plane experiences some pretty intense turbulence.
Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #401
Read MoreHands Free Peeing & Hulking Out
Gus talks urinal etiquette and Blaine remembers one of his worst halloween costumes.
Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #361
Read MoreBarbara vs The Old Man
There is legend of an old man who lives in the same apartment complex as Blaine and Aaron. Is he a ghost? Is he lonely? Many have speculated, but few know for certain.
Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #386
Read MoreBreast Kind of Greeting
Gus finds Burnie's porn stash and Ashley has a new habit of touching breasts with all her female co-workers. Gavin and Gus give her something to be jealous of.
Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast: RTX Sydney 2017 & Rooster Teeth Podcast # 440
Read MoreMichael's Bathroom Blastoff
Michael takes the Banana Sprite Challenge and the results are explosive!
Audio from Last Call #11
Read MoreZombie Dog
Chris' mom won't let her dog go, but Gavin, Gus, and Brandon think it's time.
Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #405
Read MoreBatman Roleplay Pt. 2
The Batman porno continues, but this time Miles asks Gus and Gavin for their input.
Read MoreBeanie Baby Catspiracy
Smee likes to drag around Beanie Babies and Gavin can't help but wonder what his cat is thinking. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #463
Read MoreCrazy Taxi
Gus hates Taxis... they're all insane. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #375
Read MoreMillie So Serious
Millie is invited to help out at a Sugar Pine 7 event and she takes it VERY SERIOUSLY. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #100
Read MoreBeardy Kisses
Barbara describes how different it is to kiss a person with facial hair and things get a little out of hand. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #446.
Read MoreGavin's Golden Hands
Geoff gets informed that Gavin has Golden Hands after talking with his Grandfather. The gang is determined to figure out the meaning behind that phrase.
Read MoreGavin Touches The Butt
Gavin puts his finger in a cat's butt. How and Why? We're not sure either. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #99
Read MoreSUV Stunt Kids
Burnie goes to the store and witnesses some rad kids hungry for action. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #487
Read MoreBurnie's Uber Story
Burnie tells a story about an Uber experience he had... or did he? Was he even there? Is he even real??? Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #481
Read MoreGavin Co-Pilot
Gavin believes he is free of all responsibility when riding as a passenger in any moving vehicle. Burnie, Gus, and Barb try to show him the light! Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast: #473
Read MoreMoth in Your Ear
Moths? in YOUR ear? It's more likely Burnie thought. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #488
Read MoreChicken Tender Travesty
Michael describes the loss, the gain, the loss again, and the true rebirth of the McDonald's Buttermilk Chicken Tenders. It is truly a wild tale. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #110
Read MoreCooking Naked
Ever cook naked? Chris has some tips and tricks to doing it right! Audio From Rooster Teeth Podcast #499
Read MoreFish Tank Prank
Geoff reminisces on a tale from his past where he pranks his poor old teacher. Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #135
Read MoreThe London Poop Chronicles Part 1
Can you believe the Achievement Hunter gang talked about gross smelling stories for almost 15 minutes at the London RTX panel? Yeah me too. This is only part 1. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #147
Read MoreSketchy Scooters
They're here, they're there, they're everywhere! These scooters just pop up all over the place! Audio from Off Topic Podcast #143
Read MoreThe London Poop Chronicles Part 2
Part 2. Jeremy used to work with Port O Potties a bunch and one time... well it could have been worse. Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #147
Read MoreVilly Vonka
Trevor has a few encounters with a mysterious man at his hotel while staying in London. Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #147
Read MoreWrong Name Right
Sometimes people can't quite think of the right words to describe things, but that leads to some funny situations! Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #143
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