Gus & Geoff encountering some rude passengers on their flight to San Diego.

Burnie and his fight to get a statue of him erected in Burnie, Tasmania.

Geoff and his experience with lightning and a surly tow truck driver.

Gavin and his work with a professional stunt driver who had an accident.

Geoff and his advice on how to raise a child.

Watch as Burnie trolls frightened airplane passengers, Gavin experiences America in its purest form, a misplaced phone upsets Burnie and Gus' car gets egged.

Watch as young Geoff gets an adult in trouble, the podcast crew meets "the man", and young Burnie thinks he may have set a world record.

The first part of the story of Geoff and Griffon in New Orleans.

The conclusion of Geoff and Griffon's eventful trip to New Orleans.

Gus shows the "situation" to some people at PAX East, Burnie learns what "cribbing" is.

A story about two idiots and their questions about stromboli and soda machines.

Millie's learning how to use the threat of violence to get what she wants. Additionally, Gus and Geoff revisit their discussion about why the rules on a plane are important. Finally, Joel explains why he was right about everything.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #13 shows the Rooster Teeth crew recreating a gaming industry party and tells the story of Burnie's older brother trolling him into thinking Dawn of the Dead was based on a true story.

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Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #15 shows Gus' true colors once he is under the effects of mind altering drugs.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #16 tells of the things Kara enjoys most about her job at Rooster Teeth. As a bonus in this episode, Joel talks about Geoff's fancy grill.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #17 shares the RT Crew's thoughts about earthquakes including Matt's first earthquake and Gus' earthquake fetish.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #18 is Gus' story about nearly getting hacked to death by a crazed machete wielding maniac in El Paso.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #19 is Burnie explaining why he isn't afraid of any animal and claims he can fight any of them.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #20 tells the story about Jack's excitement to ride the Shamu plane and Joel's confusion with hospital gowns.

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Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #24 tells how Girls Scouts use their guilt powers to force you to buy cookies. It also tells the story about the homeless guy who was always having his legs cut off.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #25 tells how Michael met a drug dealer in New York City with an offer that was difficult to refuse...

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #26 is Burnie talking about presenting an award at the Inside Gaming Awards and Gus describing a typical night at a bar with Chris.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #27 contains a spirited discussion about the proper pronunciation of the name of the protagonist from the Portal series. You will also be treated to a discussion between Burnie and his wife where she tries to describe how the Covenant from Halo look.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #28 covers Burnie's quest to purchase a dishwasher for the office and the last will and testament of a travelling salesman.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #30 is an explanation of Japanese story telling (according to Burnie), every great Star Trek story ever told and strategies for good teamwork while playing Left 4 Dead.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #31 describes the ultimate disease apocalypse movie and then describes the exact theater you do not want to watch this movie at.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #32 is a Gus extravaganza!! Watch as Gus stresses out about producing the podcast, Brandon gets kicked out of the podcast for getting too political, and Burnie tells the story of an old job Gus used to have where he ran wild with power.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #34 helps you figure out how to determine if someone is truly dead or not. Matt tells a story helping you identify the five signs of death.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #36 is a play by play breakdown of how Joel handles a technology crisis in the office.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #37 gives advice on how to change people's perspectives about you, lets you know what a morning radio show with Marshall and Miles would sound like and also clues you in to how to execute the perfect crime...

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #38 shows Joel's amazing impression of Gus and the peculiarities of Gus' accent on the podcast versus his regular speaking voice. Also be amazed at the podcast's first attempt to make a commercial for the Fleshlight. Finally you will be treated to Geoff's analysis of the sport of fishing and why it is a good way to pass the time until you die.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #39 explores what the world would be like if we all lived by Google law, explains Monty's work and sleep state, and finally talks about how you could kill yourself with your own brain.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #40 gives a rundown of what RTX 2011 was like and what you can possibly expect in 2012.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #41 is a spirited (and spoiler free) discussion about Mass Effect 3 and the level of respect that Shepard deserves.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #42 shows Gus' retelling of a crazy experiment from the 1960s involving a dolphin, a flooded house, a poor research assistant, sexual favors and LSD.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #43 explains why Ashley is awesome in Resident Evil 4 and it also gives some tips on how to play the game more effectively.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #44 is a recount of how Brandon and Chris should never consider a job in the furniture moving industry.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #45 lets you know how to throw down Jersey Style in case your girlfriend is ever confronted by another man at a bar. Watch and learn!

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #46 shows the combined detective prowess of Geoff and Gus as they attempt to solve the case of the mysterious sleeping Burnie. As an added bonus you also get to re-live the story of Burnie and the missing shotgun shells at no additional cost!

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #47 is an effective simulation showing you what it would be like to work next to Chris at the Rooster Teeth Studio. Be amazed at Chris' vast knowledge of nuts and his ability to figure out a conspiracy.

A tale of two Burnies. One sober, one drunk. Two men enter the ring, only one leaves.

A collection of stories from New York Comic Con all revolving around ice cream. Watch as people mistake Barbara for Kara and we get some helpful sales advice from a former ice cream salesman.

The grim reality of a world over run by Burnie's alternate personalities. Be afraid.

A story about Sway's experience visiting the old RT apartment office.

A tale of a care free spring break at the beach gone horribly wrong, with life altering mental trauma!

A reminder of how stupid kids can be as well as the dangers of following instructions given to you on the internet.

Jack explains the most efficient way to control an RC plane with an iPhone and a hot dog as well as Burnie revealing a nefarious plan to break Gus' mind.

Geoff and Gus shows you how they would handle a disaster in the air if they were pilots.

A dramatic recreation of a true nerd's worst nightmare....damage to rare collectible cards!

Gus telling the story of being accosted by someone in a public bathroom.

Burnie's failed attempt at chivalry on an airplane. Watch as he makes a fool of himself trying to help what he believes are star crossed lovers.

Gus discusses having to get embarrassing medicines from a pharmacist, programs a robot for fun and takes a leg from a one legged man.

Burnie finally crosses the line and upsets Gavin by kicking him in the butt at a urinal. Lets just say the result is Gavin makes some very familiar contact with the urinal wall. Gross.

The story of Geoff and Gus being assholes laughing at someone who is too drunk to take care of themselves while Burnie and Kathleen try to help the idiot.

A collection of embarrassing stories told by Burnie.

Find out how Burnie thought TV worked when he was a kid, his thoughts on porn disposal, and how he got trolled by a potentially murderous nurse at a hospital!

Stories of Gavin destroying his own brain.

In part one of our adventure, Gavin forgets how to read and write, while in part two he goes blind for three days.

A near fatal accident where Burnie's son almost inadvertently kills a man with a kite. I swear officer, it was an accident.

Gavin's love of making dumb bets, and Gavin's secret man crush at the Rooster Teeth office. Gossip time!!

A continuation of stories from New York Comic Con. Find out what things Drunk Gus does that Sober Gus would never do! Also, watch as Michael yells at a Frenchman's son!

Burnie and Geoff handle being fed raw meat in Europe, plus tips on how to deal with Saints Row multiplayer games!

How great would Gavin be if he were a doctor (not very), and it also shows the ugly consequences of a Peggle celebration that goes a little too extreme.

A classic tale of conflict between Burnie and Gus. Burnie wants to go to Vegas, but Gus does not. Who will win? Nobody, because in the end it was a stupid disagreement.

Find out what people's overall opinion is about grapes (positive), Burnie takes a phone call in a weird fashion, and finally Burnie talks about Tupperware.

Burnie's recalling of the time he scored a touchdown at a college football game...despite the fact he wasn't on the team or sober.

Listen as Burnie rants about dropping vegetables and the five second rule. Gus demonstrates his shitty super power! Finally Michael tells everyone why he's skeptical of people who are nice in Texas.

Marshall's secret doorbell.

The embarrassing story of how Geoff crashed a Vespa, then got insult added to injury.

RTAA #83 is a trilogy of plane-themed stories told by Geoff. Watch as Matt has trouble going through security, while Gus and Geoff question the integrity of their aircraft and have an awkward encounter with a pilot.

Gus is taking a one-way trip to Mars just to spite Gavin, and what his life would be like on the Red Planet.

RTAA #85 is the start of a futile saga wherein Gus tries to get Gavin to wear his headphones the right way, then Burnie gets a rude text, and Gus pees in public and almost lands on the registered sex offender list.

In RTAA #86 we find Geoff having an awkward encounter with a person he assumed worked at Home Depot, Gus' anger over Gavin's headphones grows, and Marshall's stint of office-living comes to a morbid end.

RTAA #87 is about how a mysterious "crunking" noise coming from the wall baits Gus into an encounter with a rat living inside his house. Also, Gus tries to cope as the "backwards headphone plague" spreads to other members of the podcast.

RTAA #88 reveals the origins of Gavin's giant nose and the problems having a schnoz like his can cause when falling. Then, Kara messes up Gus' playtime in true little sister fashion.

In RTAA #89, Gus has awkward encounters with Lindsay and Miles back when they were lowly interns and undeserving of his attention.

We've got some Gavin-themed stories for you in RTAA #90! After realizing he's in a lucid dream, Gav gets a little carried away with his super powers. Then, Burnie tries to teach him how to survive a bear encounter. And finally, we have the idiotic conclusion to the headphone saga!

RTAA #91 has Burnie and Gav retelling the tale of Dan 'the Man" Gruchy's difficulties understanding how menus work and the awkward restaurant interactions it creates. #DanTheMan

Audio from RT Podcast #201

RTAA #92 takes off with two more plane stories, featuring an overly dramatic woman who won't settled for a gluten-full meal, and a plane with suspect mechanical integrity. Make sure your chair is in the upright and locked position, and prepare for HILARITY!

RTAA #94 is all about losing shit. Burnie tells the story of Geoff allegedly losing a check two seconds after he handed to him, and how that trait reminds him of his son, who also loses stuff all the time.

Audio from RT Podcast #212

RTAA #95 has Burnie demonstrating the perfect way to diffuse the termination of an employee as he fires Gavin on April Fool's Day, Joel playing with his cardboard friends again, and Gus contemplating the stench of the past.

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In RTAA #95, Brandon explains to Gus how magnets work after a discussion about the iPhone's compass, and Gus plays along to see just how much Brandon actually doesn't know about science. Spoiler alert: it's a lot.

Audio from RT Podcast #134

In RTAA #97, Gus talks about a mean squirrel in his yard who used to bully him whenever he'd walk outside, and Miles ditches a blind homeless man in the middle of a conversation because he's a scumbag. Then Lindsay shares an awkward experience she had with a blind person as well.

Audio from RT Podcast #209

RTAA #98 is a pun-tacular pun-travaganza! Featuring some of Barbara's most groan-inducing puns from throughout the years. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the PUNishment.

In RTAA #99, Gus regales the crew with a tale from when he was dating Esther and she didn't believe him to be a real internet celebrity, and Burnie discovers the perfect way to destroy Joel's happiest moment.

Audio from RT Podcast #215 and #216.

The mean squirrel tormenting Gus' life returns in RTAA #102. This time, the squirrel acquires a special taste of Gus' nuts. No, not that kind of nut.

Audio from RT Podcast #215

RTAA #103 is full of more stories from Burnie, including the time Jason pulled a prank on him in the middle of a filmmaking panel, more tortuous his older brother did to him, and an encounter with an asshole in Austin. So much Burnie!

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Geoff recalls fights from his past, specifically the time he tried to fight a man named Porch. That's right, his name was Porch.

RTAA #105 is all about Ray's pizza treachery. Both he and Gavin order a pizza while watching a movie and when Ray mistakenly takes Gav's pizza thinking it's his, he refuses to admit it.

Audio from RT Podcast #220

Hilarious alternate takes and deleted dialogue from the 100th RTAA, "The Podcast King.

RTAA #106 is one of the stories from the gang's trip to Las Vegas. Kyle gets drunk and someone misplaces his bag full of worldly possessions, so it's up to Drunk Detective Miles to track it down!

Audio from RT Podcast #221

Burnie ponders how future cultures will look back on contemporary society, leading him to wonder if ancient Egyptians really did revere cats, or if they also thought they were really funny.

Audio from RT Podcast #66

Gavin tells a story of when the chef from a cooking show he was filming fell in love with him and he failed to pick up on the signs.

Audio from RT Podcast #205

Burnie tells a couple of stories, ranging from his highs and lows in fights, to another trick his cruel brother played on him, this time involving treasure and the sun.

RTAA Omnibus action! Burnie doesn't know what to do without his phone, Gus yells at Burnie because he doesn't know how to use his phone, and Miles got tired of dealing with people at his bad grocery store job.

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Barbara is back and punnier than ever in this Animated Adventure. Watch as she delivers even more groan-enducing puns to the RT crew, with even Burnie joining in accidentally.

Audio from the RT Podcast

Burnie tries to cross the border into America, but his son makes things difficult for him, Gavin likes crepes, and Burnie feels weird after asking his doctor for a colonoscopy multiple times.

RTAA #116 has even more plane stories from the RT guys! Gus is in the security checkpoint when they do bomb drill, Burnie talks about how they don't get nervous on planes, and Gus has a "mini freak-out" over the Pacific.

Audio from the RT Podcast #19

Miles and his high school girlfriend on their way to a date when Miles' dad goes a little insane...

Audio from the RT Podcast #202

In RTAA #118, Burnie has a wet dream in the worst place possible and Kerry demonstrates the power of kindness when robbing a store in GTA V.

Audio from RT Podcast

Burnie talks about how horses are dumb enough to starve themselves, Gavin drinks coffee, and Geoff has a messy accident of his own.

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Gavin is concerned he may be too relaxed, Gus and Burnie argue about clouds, and Burnie gets mad when he can't find his keys.

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Gavin talks about Dan's apparent fetish when it comes to girls.

Audio from RT Podcast #239

This week, Gus and Burnie get all hot and bobbled during an intense discussion about the iPhone 5 prior to its release. Who is right, who is wrong?

Audio from RT Podcast #111

While at his old job, Michael uses a client's restroom and has to be creative when he clogs the toilet.

Joel gets into the worst fight ever after failing miserably to throw a bottle.

Audio from RT Podcast #245

Gus tells the story of a man in China who, in a spell of loneliness, decided to cut off his junk, and the aftermath which followed.

Audio from RT Podcast #243

In RTAA #126, Gus wakes up when he dog inaudibly whimpers, Burnie has troubles with Siri, and Brandon is disappointed.

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In RTAA #127, while in Spain with his mates, Gavin drunkenly attempts to get a woman to take their picture, not realizing she is trying to get somewhere more important...

Burnie talks about a crazy dream he had wherein Lindsay becomes invisible in her wedding dress and fights the Polish army. Sounds legit.

Audio from RT Podcast #246

Burnie's epic dream concludes with Lindsay facing off with the leader of the Polish army, but he's unlike any foe she's met so far. Meanwhile, Michael deals with the fallout of his bride-to-be disappearing. Will they have a happy ending?

Audio from RT Podcast #246

In RTAA #130, it's Gus' turn to have a crazy dream. He discovers his neighbor is the former head coach of University of Texas football team, and his dog is really a Christmas treat.

Audio from RT Podcast #249

When a mix-up with the gas company cancels his service, Gus must take matters into his own hands to set things straight. Angry Gus takes no prisoners!

Audio from RT Podcast #21

At the old office, Burnie finally gets his computer back when Gavin goes back to England, but suddenly everyone wants to use it. Then, Burnie tries to explain how muting a user on Twitter works to a caveman.

Audio from RT Podcast #32

Burnie talks about exploring the sewers as a kid, and one time in particular when it became an Indiana Jones adventure. Then, he recalls the time in college some random dudes dropped a freezer on his lawn.

Audio from RT Podcast #120

Gus goes to a wedding, but ends up having to take care of Drunk Esther and gets groped by one of her relatives. Burnie and Gavin talk about their shoe-based fighting style called Kung Shu.

Audio from RT Podcast #243

Michael gets a knock on his door from someone down the hall who needs to call the police. But as the neighbor explains his story on the phone, Michael realizes maybe he is slightly insane.

Audio from RT Podcast #257

Burnie sees a couple having an argument outside his apartments, and, once again trying to be a nice guy, tries to break it up. But the situation is more complex than he was anticipating.

Audio from RT Podcast #257

Burnie tells the story of his kid finding a speeding ticket, and the ensuing shakedown he got as a result. Then, Gavin has another lucid dream, this time involving his family and gems.

Audio from RT Podcast #258

Miles pushes his little brother down the stairs, then thinks of a way to not get blamed for it.

Audio from RT Podcast #198

Matt is disappointed with the lack of fanfare with his lunch.

Audio from RT Podcast #257

Chris curses a baby, Jack eats some cookies, and Burnie smashes some atoms.

Audio from RT Podcast #216

Dan orders a bunch of girly drinks at dinner, thinking they are free. Gus and Gavin re-enact an internet conversation he had with a girl.

Audio from RT Podcast #201

Burnie talks about a shocking game he would play with locals south of the border, and why he one time spontaneously flipped the bird at a school bus.

Audio from RT Podcast #265

When it's discovered a mouse has taken residence in his apartment, Miles and his roommates try to catch it.

Audio from RT Podcast #202

Gavin wonders if the hope of food can stave off starving to death.

Audio from RT Podcast #216

Millie worries that Geoff is getting too old, and Gus tries to buy a suit.

Audio from RT Podcast #114 & 202

Gus rents a storage unit, but the employees force him to write a review about them on Google Maps.

Burnie encounter problems on the set of Animated Adventures.

Brandon learns a lesson about hot cars and soda cans, and Miles and Gus try to play a game of golf in GTA Online.

Audio from RT Podcast #133

Burnie talks about some pranks he tried to pull during Michael and Lindsay's wedding.

Audio from RT Pocast #271

Burnie talks about the ridiculous panel name he and Gus came up with, and Geoff talks about an old girlfriend who had strange characteristics.

Audio from RT Podcast #271and Let's Play Minecraft #94

This week, Burnie and the gang play "Gavin or Google," the guessing game sweeping the Internet. Burnie gives a short phrase to both Gavin and the Google search engine, and Barbara and Gus must guess who returned which phrase, Gavin or Google?

Audio from RT Podcast #210 and #237

Check out alternate takes and deleted dialogue from the RTAA #150, "Behind the Blue." Lock up your panther and enjoy these great outtakes!

Joel has another technical issue that Burnie tries to help with. Burnie talks about a kid who confronts a bully with an surprising outcome.

The guys discuss some changes in direction that could have ruined Dead Rising 2, Burnie finds a familiar looking rock, and Gus tells people to get off his lawn.

The guys wonder what it would be like if Godzilla were as grossed out by humans as humans are by bugs.

A special recreation of the classic tale of Gus refusing to go to Vegas, now with a glorious third dimension! Look at those arms wiggle!

A simple misunderstanding turns into a security breach scare at the office.

A broken lock on the bathroom door leads to an awkward encounter for Gus. Joel talks about a friend who specialized in portraying dead bodies.

In one of his strangest hypothetical scenarios ever, Gavin wonders what it would be like if you were constantly chased by a snail with a deadly touch.

Gus gets drunk and destroys someone's creation.

Gus wants to be a secret pilot, Burnie talks about Rice University's football team, and sends a heartwarming text to Gavin.

Audio from RT Podcasts: Secret Pilot - Podcast #281, Rice's Football Team - Podcast #13, Burnie's Message - Podcast #231

The gang plays Gavin or Google again, this time concerning dogs.

A fan tries to take a selfie with Burnie at RTX, but is constantly interrupted.

In RTAA #173, we have a compilation of some of Gavin's weird phrasing when trying to pose academic questions and statements.

Chris tells a tale of the time he accidentally peed in an oven, and Gavin surprises a fan wearing a Rooster Teeth shirt out in the wild.

Audio from RT Pocast #230

and #235

The guys talk about how hard it is to get a hold of helium, and Barbara is unimpressed by a local restaurant. Audio from RT Podcast #159

Matt talks about the first time they were at Comic Con, and how they upstaged the cast of Superman 2. Audio from RT Podcast #129

Chris makes his case for how self-driving cars will solve everything wrong with traffic and commuting.

Yes, Barbara has now made enough puns to make three Animated Adventures about it. She's probably the only one happy about it.

Technology betrays Burnie when it rats him out after he watches some adult-themed media. Audio from RT Podcast #317.

Gus has a dream where he follows his dog Benjamin into a bar, where he performs an act forbidden in the Sorola household.

No matter where he goes or what he dreams, Burnie cannot escape the burger he ate for dinner. Audio from RT Podcast #318

Chris, Gus, and Gav talk about what they'd do if they were robbing a house that's on fire.

Gus and Geoff remember their favorites Drunk Matt moments. Audio from RT Sponsorcast - Parties

Hope you like puns, because it's time for another installment of Barbara Pun-kelman! This time, Burnie gets in on the action, and Barbara tell a pun so bad Gus and Burnie take the easy way out.

Gus' story about Drunk Matt lost on/at the Subway brings up a painful memory of loss from Geoff's past. Audio from RT Sponsorcast - Parties

More drunk stories! This time, Matt gets thrown out of a blackjack table for spilling all the drinks, and Joel also laments being "that guy" when he does it, too.

Burnie wonders what constitutes a crash for an aircraft, and Gus tells a story about a naughty club he was in with Geoff.

Geoff gets drunk at a party without realizing, and freaks out that he might have embarrassed himself.

Burnie gets confused when someone with a similar name to his gets called up at the airport lounge. Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #330

Burnie gets a call and is uncertain whether he is talking to an annoying robot or an annoying telemarketer. Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #323.

While in France, Burnie desperately searches for food before Ashley becomes hangry. But it's impossible to find food during certain times of the day. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #323 Post Show.

Burnie discovers the existence of a very inconvenient switch which shuts down the machinima station at the office. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #330.

Gavin talks about airplane passengers who inconvenienced him. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #327.

Some outtakes from RTAA #200. Watch as the cast try to channel their inner otaku.

Barbara becomes too acclimated to the Australia lifestyle and has a slip-up during a panel.

Burnie and Gus talk about their not-so-awesome experiences working with contractors. Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #330:

Geoff forgets how to express his gratitude. Burnie talks about how Geoff once painted his hallway black. || Audio from Let's Watch: Until Dawn Part 7.

Gavin and Burnie talk about the annoying things their cats do. Gus talks about a cat who returned home after years in the wild. || Audio from RT Podcast #341.

Burnie tries to impress Gavin and Dan with his fancy ApplePay phone, but it's less amazing than he thinks. || Audio from RT Podcast #323.

Gus, Gavin, and Chris relive some awkward moments they've had while getting a haircut. || Audio from RT Podcast #314.

Young Chris tries to buy his middle school girlfriend an anniversary present. Blaine shows up early for a party. By like 8 days. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #325.

Miles talks about a weird dad (not his) who maybe used to kill people..? || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #351.

After encountering a dog whose job is to sniff for food, Burnie wonders how cushy a job that dog must have compared to other dog jobs. I just like saying dog job over and over. Dog job. || Audio from RT Podcast #354

Blaine recounts a tale of how he tried to be funny by farting on Gus and just embarrassed himself, and Burnie talks about the lengths Blaine will go to in order to get a girl to talk to him. Sad.

Audio from RT Podcast #361 Post Show

Joel struggles to prove his worth to both security and guardians at RTX Australia, but just can't seem to get into the building. Is he even the real Joel Heyman? How can we be sure?

Audio from RT Podcast #360

Burnie and Gavin stay at a nice Airbnb with a cool fireplace, but when they go to use it, Gavin realizes the landlord might have left something behind.

Audio from RT Podcast #362

Gus talks about reaching new heights (or lows) in his human interactions when ordering groceries. Gavin poses the question to the guys about the recovery position, but nobody knows what the hell that is.

Audio from RT Podcast #311

In this edition of Gavin or Google, Burnie covers accidental furniture assembly, or possible cases of bestiality. Which stupid thing did Gavin say? Let's find out!

Audio from RT Podcast #226

Gus and Geoff go to a bar to get some daiquiris, and amuse themselves by starting a fight between two waitresses.

Audio from RT Podcast #290

Burnie discusses the rampant nonexistent dolphin poaching issue among the Rooster Teeth audience.

Audio from RT Podcast #364

Gus and Burnie discuss the notion of a "best friend."; Geoff pranks his friend Frank by making Griffon pretend to be his girlfriend.

Audio from RT Podcast #355

Blaine scores with a girl who claims to be a virgin, but finds out later that maybe she was lying. Come to think of it, this is a weird story to tell, why did we animate this?

Audio from RT Podcast #366

While trying to film intros for the podcast, Gus pretends to poop in an alley, but accidentally fronts on a homeless dude's pooping turf and things get awkward.

Audio from RT Podcast #366

The intern makes a grave misstep while bringing food to the hungry podcast crew, and Gavin presents a third option to dealing with the remains of dead people: make them trees.

Audio from RT Podcast #366

This week, someone tries to guess Gus' race, Kyle and Miles ponder the certainties in life, and Burnie defends Superman's biggest weakness. Let's be real though, standing next to a rock making you lose your powers is pretty lame. Fight me, nerds.

Audio from RT Podcast #363 #365

Gus regales the gang with a ghost story from some friends of his back in college. Being a ghost can be difficult when you don't like the dark.

Audio from RT Podcast #365.

A collection of dumb little stories ranging from bombs hitting Austin (and how to avoid them), nicknames for potatoes, and horrible, crappy, worthless stickers.

Audio from RT Podcast #355 and #302

Burnie and Matt go on a business lunch with a guy, who, for some unknown reason, starts eating edamame husks out of the discard bowl. Maybe it's some kind of power play? I dunno, but it would gross me out, that's for sure.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #367

The gang imagines what they would do if they suddenly had a billion dollars. Would they give it away? Would they stuff it down their pants and walk around? Find out!

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #358

Burnie talks about how his kid loved to dress up as something scary for Halloween, and how one time he managed to scare the crap out of another kid, further proving that Superman might be the lamest superhero ever.

It's the 250th RTAA episode! As is tradition, we did a weird thing instead of the usual business. This time the gang gets together to make some beautiful music while also making obscure references to the show. Thanks for watching 250 of these things!

Yeah, it's another one of these things. At this point we're probably just enabling Barbara to make more puns, so feel free to grab some pitchforks and torches and form a mob of some kind. Bring it.

Chris does his best to explain (and defend) his method of cooking fish. It's gross, sure, but mostly just really confusing.

Burnie fears what he does not understand, as evidenced by his anger towards NASA's ability to describe planets hundreds of lightyears away. Or maybe he's actually right and they're just making it all up. Either way he goes on a rant and it's funny!

Gus gets hammered at a showing of Bewitched, leading him to berate other members of the audience who liked it; and our good friend Brandon tries to call out a guy for using his phone during a movie and almost gets beat up for it.

The guys talk about the old rumor surrounding Surge and what it may or may not do to one's penis; Burnie tries to remember things about Harry Potter; Gus has a dream about Burnie trying to kill the office cleaning lady (or is it?).

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RT Podcast #356

RT Podcast #370

RT Podcast #368

Directed by Jordan Cwierz

Animated by Gabe Silva, Johnathan Floyd, and Beth Mackenzie

Miles has some embarrassing moments while doing some team building exercises.

Audio from RT Podcast #322

It's a new twist on a classic! Gavin and Burnie play the most disgusting game ever imagined: Gavin or Gaggle! Not safe for lunch.

Audio from RT Podcast #383

Chris uses a grocery delivery service but finds himself attracted to the delivery girl, so he keeps ordering groceries in order to ask her out.

Audio from RT Podcast #396

Back when Halo 3 was released, Gus and Burnie go to a convention that had more people working there than people attending. So they played Halo. Burnie also talks about not touching any fucking glass.

Audio from RT Podcast #374

In an attempt to make his life easier, Miles does something really complicated to help him remember to take his medicine. Burnie's older brother does something mean (surprising), and Gavin witnesses a person save himself from injury automatically.

From Rooster Teeth Podcasts

\#322, #368, #374

During the interview for his global entry or whatever, Gus finds himself in an odd office with an odd government official who likes movies.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #390

Sitting next to an annoying person on a plane is never fun. But when that guy is fat and German and does gross stuff next to Gavin, then it's hilarious.

Audio from RT Podcast #374

Gavin tries to use a porta-potty but a strange gentleman interrupts his tinkle time to do a quick bump. Then he wants a blowjob. Look, it's weird, just watch it.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #404

Gus has to pee while on a flight, but has a rough time when the plane experiences some pretty intense turbulence.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #401

Gus talks urinal etiquette and Blaine remembers one of his worst halloween costumes.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #361

Miles tells his most embarrassing sex story which involves him roleplaying as the Joker. Probably the most cringe worthy thing he's ever done... as of right now.

Gus finds Burnie's porn stash and Ashley has a new habit of touching breasts with all her female co-workers. Gavin and Gus give her something to be jealous of.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast: RTX Sydney 2017 & Rooster Teeth Podcast # 440

Chris' mom won't let her dog go, but Gavin, Gus, and Brandon think it's time.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #405

The gang remembers their days at the call center and some of the shady businesses that neighbored it. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #458

The Batman porno continues, but this time Miles asks Gus and Gavin for their input.

Smee likes to drag around Beanie Babies and Gavin can't help but wonder what his cat is thinking. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #463

Gus hates Taxis... they're all insane. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #375

Burnie goes to the store and witnesses some rad kids hungry for action. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #487

Burnie tells a story about an Uber experience he had... or did he? Was he even there? Is he even real??? Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #481

It's rarely just a normal movie with these guys. Miles, Gus, and Burnie describe a few experiences at the theater that they wont forget. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast: #493

Gavin believes he is free of all responsibility when riding as a passenger in any moving vehicle. Burnie, Gus, and Barb try to show him the light! Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast: #473

Moths? in YOUR ear? It's more likely Burnie thought. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #488