Burnie encounter problems on the set of Animated Adventures.

Chris talks about his bathroom habits, and Blaine tries to look cool during an apocalypse. Audio from RT Podcast #287 and #236

Young Chris tries to buy his middle school girlfriend an anniversary present. Blaine shows up early for a party. By like 8 days. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #325.

Josh comes across a very... forward stripper with a German accent and can't get away. She should hang out with Darque Chocolate. || Audio from RT Podcast #353

Josh talks about his awesome threesome he had, and how it quickly became not that awesome. Spoiler alert: Poop is involved.

Audio from RT Podcast #353

Blaine recounts a tale of how he tried to be funny by farting on Gus and just embarrassed himself, and Burnie talks about the lengths Blaine will go to in order to get a girl to talk to him. Sad.

Audio from RT Podcast #361 Post Show

Blaine scores with a girl who claims to be a virgin, but finds out later that maybe she was lying. Come to think of it, this is a weird story to tell, why did we animate this?

Audio from RT Podcast #366

While trying to film intros for the podcast, Gus pretends to poop in an alley, but accidentally fronts on a homeless dude's pooping turf and things get awkward.

Audio from RT Podcast #366

The intern makes a grave misstep while bringing food to the hungry podcast crew, and Gavin presents a third option to dealing with the remains of dead people: make them trees.

Audio from RT Podcast #366

It's the 250th RTAA episode! As is tradition, we did a weird thing instead of the usual business. This time the gang gets together to make some beautiful music while also making obscure references to the show. Thanks for watching 250 of these things!

Chris uses a grocery delivery service but finds himself attracted to the delivery girl, so he keeps ordering groceries in order to ask her out.

Audio from RT Podcast #396

Gavin finds himself in a stinky situation when his uber driver farts and he doesn't know the proper etiquette of how to deal with it.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #392

Teen Blaine and his teen friends decide to do a very teen activity and ding dong ditch a girl they like. But it's all fun and games until they get tracked down.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #398

Gus has to pee while on a flight, but has a rough time when the plane experiences some pretty intense turbulence.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #401

Gus talks urinal etiquette and Blaine remembers one of his worst halloween costumes.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #361

There is legend of an old man who lives in the same apartment complex as Blaine and Aaron. Is he a ghost? Is he lonely? Many have speculated, but few know for certain.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #386

Joel goes to the doctor to get his bladder photographed. Unfortunately, it's not as easy (or as painless) as he hoped it would be. Then he insults pregnant women.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #433

Miles talks about the time he accidentally got mugged and didn't know he was getting mugged? Or he didn't know he almost bought a knife. Confidence is key, kids.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #398

Miles tells his most embarrassing sex story which involves him roleplaying as the Joker. Probably the most cringe worthy thing he's ever done... as of right now.

Burnie has had enough of the constant construction around Austin. Gus and Gavin do their best to calm him down.

Miles gets stuck at work one night watching over drunk Chris and Blaine. Some remember it better than others.

Becca and Blaine reminisce about how growing up and hitting THAT age was great.... it wasn't.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #454 Post Show

Gus just can't control his body.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #399 and #436

The Batman porno continues, but this time Miles asks Gus and Gavin for their input.

Trevor is Color Blind. Does that mean his other senses are heightened slightly? Is the world ready for a new super hero? Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496

The gang recalls even even more adventures and mishaps they've encountered in the air. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #480

Chris gets a little confused booking his European adventure after RTX London. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496

Chris prepares for a night out in a Berlin sex club. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496

Chris makes a special friend and pushes his limits in a Berlin sex club. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496

Blaine may be the reason for Jon's divorce, but how deep does the truth go? Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #492

The story continues with Blaine's big debut in court as a straight friend of Jon's and nothing more. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #492

Did you know fish can get constipated? Burnie and Ashley didn't and they have to try to save their fish from a poopy death. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #490