Ryan Haywood as Self (voice)
Episodes 35
Gav's Creeper Parents
RTAA #101 is about Gav's Minecraft encounter with a couple of chummy creepers, whom he suspects may be his parents.
Audio from "Let's Play: Minecraft #51"
Read MoreWet Dream, Polite Robbery
In RTAA #118, Burnie has a wet dream in the worst place possible and Kerry demonstrates the power of kindness when robbing a store in GTA V.
Audio from RT Podcast
Read MoreThe One in the Hole
Michael goes on a stealth mission in the middle of a Let's Play to free Ryan's "pet" cow Edgar from imprisonment. Will his plan succeed?
Audio from Let's Play Minecraft #60 & #61
Read MoreThe Pubert Situation
The Achievement Hunter gang discusses whether a fungus can get an achievement, and debate just who is Pubert Addams.
Audio from Let's Play: Minecraft #83
Read MoreAH ASMR FTW
Michael, Gavin, and Ryan the Naughty Chef try to make an ASMR video.
Read MoreGettin' Busey With It
Geoff and Michael have a cool celebrity run-in with Gary Busey! Until they realize he's a crazy person. Audio from Let's Play GTA V: Pacific Standard Job Part 3.
Read MoreGeoff's Failed Sex Dream
Geoff has a sex dream for the first time, but it doesn't go as well as he would hope. || Audio from Let's Play Minecraft #158.
Read MoreGeoff & Ryan's Teen Antics
Geoff and Ryan recount some of their antics from back when they were bored teens living in lame southern towns. Geoff, as you can imagine, does some stuff that's way more screwed up.
Audio from Sunday Driving - How Muddy Do You Like It?
Read MoreGeoff Gets a Dildo in His Butt
This is the story all about how Geoff's life got flipped turned upside down. So I'd like to take a minute, lemme tell you what, this is exactly how Geoff got a dildo up his butt.
Audio from Sunday Driving in GTA V – The Married Life
Read MoreRobots in this Guy
The AH guys think about what they'd do if they had the Transformers element that transforms into anything. Not surprisingly, it mostly has to do with torturing Gavin.
Audio from Off Topic Podcast #9
Read MoreGavin's Seed Saves the Day
In one of the more peculiar "what if" scenarios, Geoff presents a scenario where Gavin can save his family from dying of cancer but only if he... Well, you can see for yourself, I'm not typing that out.
Audio from Let's Build - Snowbound Part 2
Read MoreBar Fights & Gay Bars
Everyone loves bars, especially stories about bars! Burnie tells us about the time Matt was pretty oblivious about going to a gay bar, and about a friend who just loved getting into bar fights. Crazy kids!
Read MoreMovie Stories
Gus gets hammered at a showing of Bewitched, leading him to berate other members of the audience who liked it; and our good friend Brandon tries to call out a guy for using his phone during a movie and almost gets beat up for it.
Read MoreGeoff's Burger Discount
Geoff accidentally gets a discount at a divey burger joint for several months, and makes the mistake of asking why.
Audio from Off Topic Podcast #2
Read MoreDon't Talk at the Gym
Michael tries to avoid a dude at the gym who likes talking and being punched, but can't seem to shake him no matter where he goes.
Audio from Off Topic #2
Read MoreJeremy & Michael Get Hurt
Assuming the title wasn't descriptive enough, in this episode of RTAA, Jeremy and Michael each regale us of times from their childhood in which they sustained some crazy injuries.
Audio from Off Topic Podcast #37
Read MoreRoombas With Guns, Sharpies in Butts
The Off Topic guys ponder the big questions in life, like "What would happen if you strapped a gun to a roomba?", "How was Rooster Teeth Started?", and "Is Geoff gay??" Find out the answers!
Audio from Off Topic podcast #31 and Off Topic podcast #18
Read MoreChris Strikes Out
Geoff and Michael watch from afar as Chris tries his best to talk to a group of ladies. It is, to say the least, hard to watch.
Audio from Off Topic podcast #25
Read MoreMacaroni Makeout
Jeremy talks about a couple that have no shame at the Macaroni Grill. How romantic.
Read MoreTornado Punches
Both Jeremy and Chris have stories about punches thrown during a Tornado. What are the odds?
Audio from Off Topic #88
Read MoreTP and PP on the Seat
Geoff's Spring Break Spite Beard
Geoff has had it with Griffon taking his razor and grows a beard out of spite - He also recalls the last time he blacked out and things get wild.
Audio from Off Topic #51
Audio from RT Sponsor Cut
Read MoreSore About Syringes
Geoff reluctantly goes to the doctor for the first time in a while. He's gonna get some shots while he's there.
Read MoreMichael the Baby Seal Overlord
Michael plays Overlord 2 and is a bit of an over achiever when it comes to killing. Denise isn't having it and tries to shame him.
Audio from Off Topic #94
Read MoreAndy Uses a Tampon
Andy tries to explain himself after saying he's used a tampon.
Audio from Off Topic Podcast #26
Read MoreElephant In Nawlins
Geoff watches an Elephant outside his window do some tricks. It also throws up.
Audio from Off Topic Podcast #26.
Read MoreMillie So Serious
Millie is invited to help out at a Sugar Pine 7 event and she takes it VERY SERIOUSLY. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #100
Read MoreBulking Up
Michael and Jeremy have bigger appetites than their wives know. Audio from Off Topic #94
Read MoreRyan's Flying Failure
Ryan describes his airport adventures trying to get home to his kids. It goes exactly as planned. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #96
Read MoreMob Cookies & Clean Butthole Land
Lindsay apparently wasn't a great girl scout, she did sell a lot of cookies though. Also the gang realizes just how great and clean Japan is. Audio from Always Open Podcast #21 and #40
Read MoreChicken Tender Travesty
Michael describes the loss, the gain, the loss again, and the true rebirth of the McDonald's Buttermilk Chicken Tenders. It is truly a wild tale. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #110
Read MoreFish Tank Prank
Geoff reminisces on a tale from his past where he pranks his poor old teacher. Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #135
Read MoreThe London Poop Chronicles Part 1
Can you believe the Achievement Hunter gang talked about gross smelling stories for almost 15 minutes at the London RTX panel? Yeah me too. This is only part 1. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #147
Read MoreThe London Poop Chronicles Part 2
Part 2. Jeremy used to work with Port O Potties a bunch and one time... well it could have been worse. Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #147
Read MoreVilly Vonka
Trevor has a few encounters with a mysterious man at his hotel while staying in London. Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #147
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