This is the story all about how Geoff's life got flipped turned upside down. So I'd like to take a minute, lemme tell you what, this is exactly how Geoff got a dildo up his butt.

Audio from Sunday Driving in GTA V – The Married Life

Gavin and Lindsay play ABCs of storytelling, where he tries to save some hostages by acquiring some Care Bears for Lindsay.

Audio from What is a Fist Roast - On The Spot #45

Michael talks about how his neighbor's cat always comes to visit them, and Lindsay's obsession with being its friend despite the less-than-hygenic locations it frequents.

Audio from Off Topic Podcast #10

The AH guys think about what they'd do if they had the Transformers element that transforms into anything. Not surprisingly, it mostly has to do with torturing Gavin.

Audio from Off Topic Podcast #9

Geoff confuses Millie about flip flops, Kerry wonders what a life in Japan would be like, and Chris talks about his master plan to become a Ninja Turtle.

Audio from Let's Build - Storm the Tower

The intern makes a grave misstep while bringing food to the hungry podcast crew, and Gavin presents a third option to dealing with the remains of dead people: make them trees.

Audio from RT Podcast #366

A collection of dumb little stories ranging from bombs hitting Austin (and how to avoid them), nicknames for potatoes, and horrible, crappy, worthless stickers.

Audio from RT Podcast #355 and #302

In one of the more peculiar "what if" scenarios, Geoff presents a scenario where Gavin can save his family from dying of cancer but only if he... Well, you can see for yourself, I'm not typing that out.

Audio from Let's Build - Snowbound Part 2

Burnie and Matt go on a business lunch with a guy, who, for some unknown reason, starts eating edamame husks out of the discard bowl. Maybe it's some kind of power play? I dunno, but it would gross me out, that's for sure.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #367

Everyone loves bars, especially stories about bars! Burnie tells us about the time Matt was pretty oblivious about going to a gay bar, and about a friend who just loved getting into bar fights. Crazy kids!

On his 21st birthday, Miles dives in head first into the world of gettin' CRUNK. Which is to say his friend buys him shots. Then Kyle tries to get Miles into a car, and he is NOT having it.

The guys talk about the old rumor surrounding Surge and what it may or may not do to one's penis; Burnie tries to remember things about Harry Potter; Gus has a dream about Burnie trying to kill the office cleaning lady (or is it?).

Audio from

RT Podcast #356

RT Podcast #370

RT Podcast #368

Directed by Jordan Cwierz

Animated by Gabe Silva, Johnathan Floyd, and Beth Mackenzie

Kerry, Miles, and Gavin talk about the messed up things they used to do when they were little kids; everything from stripping in public to forcing their siblings into toilets. Kids really are assholes.

Audio from RT Podcast #375

Gus and Esther take a trip to the National History Museum, and come across someone confused about what a diamond is, and suspicious cashier who wants to horde shiny pennies.

Audio from RT Podcast #393

The Off Topic guys ponder the big questions in life, like "What would happen if you strapped a gun to a roomba?", "How was Rooster Teeth Started?", and "Is Geoff gay??" Find out the answers!

Audio from Off Topic podcast #31 and Off Topic podcast #18

Gus talks urinal etiquette and Blaine remembers one of his worst halloween costumes.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #361

Chris has some weird bathroom habits that he gets called out on.

Audio from Off Topic # 88

Geoff reluctantly goes to the doctor for the first time in a while. He's gonna get some shots while he's there.

Aaron tells a story about a crazy boss he once had and the out of this world interview process that landed him the job.

Michael has been snowboarding only one time and of course he hit someone.

Aaron recalls the first time he was ever mooned, while Brandon pitches his moon shoes idea to a tough band of investors.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 340 and 462.

Gus hates Taxis... they're all insane. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #375

Family Lineage stories! No one was related to royalty, but Jack's great grandfather killed a wild bull one time. So that's cool. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #95.

Lindsay apparently wasn't a great girl scout, she did sell a lot of cookies though. Also the gang realizes just how great and clean Japan is. Audio from Always Open Podcast #21 and #40

Chris makes a special friend and pushes his limits in a Berlin sex club. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496