Cosmo is chosen to hold the notoriously short Fairy Convention. But things go haywire when he decides to hold it in Timmy's bathroom, especially while they're having Mr. Crocker over for dinner!

Timmy wants to impress Trixie Tang with a film, but Tad and Chad have produced their own big-budget film starring actual actors. Although Timmy knows he can't use his fairies to win the competition, there is nothing against Da Rules that says he can't film actual historical events as part of his movie.

Mr. Turner is going through mid-life crisis and impulsively buys a sports car from Vicky. Timmy wishes that he was car so he could spend time with his dad.

Being annoyed by his inability to stay up all night and thus missing night-time events, Timmy wishes for the world to have no sleep at all. He soon realizes that everyone needs sleep to function.

March 15 is the day that every child fears - the day where Mr. Crocker is at his meanest, and the reason of his extreme unhappiness remain a mystery, so Timmy uses the Time Scooter to go back to Crocker's childhood to solve it. Timmy finds a shocking secret that involves Crocker and fairies.

Chester and A.J. decide to dig up some dirt on their friend, who has inexplicably joined the popular clique after a sudden disappearance of his parents.

Timmy wants to get a new Crimson Chin comic while bathing, so he wishes himself there, but appears in the nude and must run all the way back home naked. Meanwhile, inside the comic book Timmy left behind, the Crimson Chin fights H20lga!

Francis beats up Timmy again, and after Mr. Turner tries to intervene, he gets beaten up too, resulting in the bully taking the Turner's own house and car. After briefly training in kung-fu, Timmy decides fight Francis.

To win the lead role in the school musical with Trixie Tang, Timmy wishes that he had Chip Skylark's voice.

Timmy wishes that Tom Sawyer could come out of his book and help him with his book report.