Homer scopre il proprio talento nelle acconciature e le donne gli raccontano troppo sugli uomini.

Marge lavora come "autore televisivo" per un talk show del daytime. Inizialmente trova il suo nuovo incarico molto appagante, ma poi cambia idea.

When Marge's heart is broken by a bad birthday present, Bart and Lisa must dig into their mom's past to show that they really know her. Homer becomes a neighborhood fear-monger.

Lisa must solve a closed-boat mystery when Comic Book Guy's million-dollar action figure is "murdered" on a pop culture cruise.