J.D. has a crush on a girl, who he met at a club, and he's torn about telling her, that her boyfriend has gonorrhea.

Elliot decides to take a stand against Dr. Kelso with one of her patients. And Dr. Cox is blackmailed by the Janitor for a basketball game's score, after he spoils the end of "The Sixth Sense."

J.D. tries to impress Kylie by paying a hobo in the hospital to fake a heart attack, when everything becomes boring due to a quarantine that he caused.

Turk learns, that Carla dated Cox and gets mad at her for not telling him.

The Janitor makes a bet with Dr. Kelso, who is starving, that will make him pay $700, unless the Janitor is able to get a "face cake," in order to satisfy him, from Laverne.

Also, Danni Sullivan returns to annoy everyone, causing a constant fight between Ted and Doug.

When J.D. meets a former writer from his all time favorite TV show "Cheers," he begins to picture his life at the hospital as a bland, multiple camera sitcom, where everything is perfect and wraps up nicely.

Back in reality, Cox is relunctant to fire an amiable cafeteria worker, while Turk and Carla struggle to keep their promise of constant romantic affection afloat.

J.D. is thrown out of the apartment.

Turk and Carla continue to struggle to keep the romance alive.

Dr. Cox has reason to believe that the son of an old buddy is autistic.

J.D. ditches a seemingly uninterested Kylie for Dr. Molly Clock, who just returned from Milwaukee.

Carla fumes over Turk's frequent phone calls to an ex-girlfriend.

The Janitor and Dr. Cox make a wager over Elliot.