Nick gives Anthony an ultimatum: get a job or get out of the house.

Blossom enjoys unchaperoned bliss on a school band trip, which enables her to play around in a hotel room with Six. Meanwhile, at home, Nick fears Anthony is messing around again.

Blossom develops a crush on her handsome substitute teacher, who turns out to be happily married.

Six considers having sex with her new boyfriend; Blossom's class change religions for a week, so she seeks information about Judaism from a wise, wisecracking rabbi; Joey and Anthony buy an old car together.

The family gathers to watch the student films they have made through the years.

In a psychiatrist's office in the near future, Nick recalls the good old days, when Blossom got her SAT scores, Anthony proposed to Rhonda and Joey got a bad break en route to the big leagues.