Shaun Micallef works aboard a riverboat with Francis transporting livestock to the Middle East. Along the way the two play 'Turkey in the Straw' with a goat.

Tosh is an Argentinian gaucho who rides Stephen instead of a horse. Francis abducts Stephen in a flying saucer. Tosh confronts Francis in a fencing dispute.

Francis' car beats Christie's horse-drawn wagon at poker. Christie uses a balloon to make herself 'light on her feet' but comes undone after crashing in Lakehurst, New Jersey.

Stephen builds a pretend TV studio out of blankets and attends the red carpet opening in drag as Peta Credlin, in a chartreuse sports jacket as Alan Jones, and finally in a tizzy over nothing as Chris Kenny.

While Shaun, drunk on bootlegged hooch, is away hunting, Tosh, Emily, and an army of mice ransack his house for food. WARNING: GRAPHIC VIOLENCE.

Shaun joins an army of terrapins dressed like the forces of Vlad the Impaler to battle an army of cats dressed in German World War 1 helmets. Kommandant Francis leads the cats in a raid on Shaun's farm.

Shaun sells animated hot dogs at a carnival and heckles Lachy Hulme. Shaun gives him a free hot dog and serenades Francis outside his trailer.

Francis and his barnyard pals put on a show that includes dancing ducks, opera singing by Patricia Pig, and Francis' own rendition of the song, "Hey Ya" by Outkast who sue him for copyright infringement.

Christie's running a small-town railroad. She takes Tosh for a wild ride on a humanoid train which eventually rumbles out of control and kills everyone in a devastating fireball.

As part of "Francis' Big Road Show", Francis plays a calliope pulled by Emily. They later perform a rendition of 'Doop' on the xylophone and piano using each others' teeth as keyboards.

Stephen goes gargling, but when his gullet malfunctions, Tosh is left facing several vicious animals. To appease them, Francis plays his banjolele, and is soon eaten.