Open- Ms Swan There's Something About Monica Keanu Reeves School of Acting Al Gore: Sex-U-Up Nerve Gas 976-SWAN Sonny's Widow & Cher Show Glen AKA Rusty Funky Walker: Vivica Fox Spy Vs. Spy: Cactus (205) Savante with Usher

Open - Howard Stern Siegfried & Roy: Glitter on the Streets Meatbeaters Marvin Tikvah's Workout Cop on the Beat JC Penny Cookin' with Kenny and James Rocket Revengers The Survivor MADClassic: Gangsta Shop Quartet Trina at the Ob/Gynie Spy Vs. Spy: Guillotine (221)

Steven Seagal's America Virtual Hills UBS Stud Lorraine Runner #1 Dick Van Dyke '98 Omni Bowl Lorraine Runner #2 Stuart Gets Lost MADClassic: Dentist in a Box Lorraine Runner #3 Spy Vs. Spy - Embassy

H90210 Mark & Sammy #1 He Got Gay Nuts Mark & Sammy #2 Donnie & Marie #1 Just Between Us Girls Sir Donnie & Marie #2 Judge Magic Mark & Sammy #3 Pudding Problem Donnie & Marie #3 MADClassic: South Parknuts Spy Vs. Spy: Monkey Business Mark & Sammy - Empty Stage

UBS Open Swan-Notized Sprtiz-a-Mist Talking American: Monica Lily: Dead Body Trina & the Baby Shower Oh, Hercules w/Kevin Sorbo The Negotiator 2 MADClassic: Olsen Twins Spy Vs Spy: Bucket Brigade Horde Now Hiring

KISS Open/Vancome Swan Halloween KISS Action Figures Mad-O-Ween #1 Kenny Duets Mad-O-Ween #2 Mad-O-Ween #3 Stuart Halloween Mad-O-Ween #4 KISS My Parents Mad-O-Ween #5 KISS Vs. Michael Mad-O-Ween Epilogue Li'l Nestor

Open-Coffee Guy Little Hassan Taylor Saving Ryan's Privates Johnson JeoParty Lowered Expectations: Marilyn Manson Intensity Melina & Lida's Beauty Lowered Expectations: Stuart & Mom HMO Old Man Sasso MADClassic: When Babies Attack Lowered Expectations: Bjork Bill & Hilary Aftermath

Open-Nic Cage Vancome Game Show: Tcha, You Know What? Clinton Commemorative Plates Love of My Life James Brown: 1000 Faces Rusty: College Bowl Blades Antonia: Switched at Birth Dad Dance MADClassic: Terms of Imprisonment Spy Vs. Spy: Teatime Love of My Life Reprise

Open-Stuart & Mom One True Impact Thanksgiving Memories --Jaq Kenny & James Thanksgiving Thanksgiving Memories--Lida & Molina Not Another Bite Snapshot Stories Thanksgiving Memories--Ms. Swan Stuart's Thanksgiving Darlene McBride's Thanksgiving Thanksgiving Memories--Sally Kowalski Happy Thanksgiving Misadventure MADClassic: Clops TOO

Open-Shaquille O'Neal Erascists-Middle East Comedy of Riggs & Murtaugh Forgive or Forget Meet Jo' Black Mama Pass It On Rick's Dating Game Comedy of Kenny & Pappy Lowered Expectations: Denise Toby Braga MADtv Classic: Woody Allen Action Flick Close-Pat/Shaq dance

Open-Ellen and Anne Yule Blazers A Very Rusty Christmas #1 Swan-Sharpest Image A Very Rusty Christmas #2 Paul Timberman's Xmas Workshop A Very Rusty Christmas #3 Stuart Christmas Pageant Old Man Sasso-Christmas I Know What You Did Last Christmas A Vancome Carol A Very Magic Kwanzaa Close-Nicole

Open-Jesse Ventura Head of the Family Comedy of Steven Seagal Saturnology Shaunda-Ladies Room Comedy of Keanu Reeves Riggs & Murtaugh-Hospital Dawson's Crib Bris-O-Tine At home with Ellen and Anne MADtv Classic: Swantonia Sally Kowalski-Sports Bar Close-Aries

Open-James Brown Spishak Razor Celine Dion #1 Introducing Bunifa Celine Dion #2 Celine Dion #3 Will's Little Sister Snapshot Stories: Nicole Lowered Expectations: Gena Swan ATM Scam Lowered Expectations: Bunifa Charlie Sheen PSA Pimps Say the Darndest Things MADtv Classic: Slingblade II Close-Aries

Open-Keanu Just Dial Antonia Referee #1 Snowflake Antonia Referee #2 Riverboy Antonia Referee #3 Vancome Vendor Kenny's Half-Time Gap Troll Spy vs. Spy-Air Attack MADtv Classic: Cocoa & LeBlanc Close-Will

Open-Kenny Antonia Perfume Randy Newman-Behind the Music Bunifa and the Burger The Artist formerly known as the Prince of Egypt Bret Hart Sketch Gone Bad Stuart Goes to the Doctor Wash Me Odd Couple III Lowered Expectations: Keanu MADtv Classic: C.L.O.P.s III Close- Debra/Bret Hart

Sketches include ""Open-Rusty"", ""Magic PSA"", ""Bunifa's Dating Game"", ""Swan at the Movies #1"", ""Tres Companeros"", ""Swan at the Movies #2"", ""Harrison Ford"", ""Old Man Sasso-Valentine's Day"", ""Rocky Runner #1"", ""Cooking for One"", ""MADtv Classic: Antonia and James"", ""Close: Nic Cage/Rocky Runner""

Sketches include ""Open-Swan Sings Theme"", ""Ally McMeal"", ""Turbohaler"" 1, ""Goodnight Dad"", ""Patch Kevorkian"", ""Turbohaler 2"", ""Threshold"", ""Turbohaler 3"", ""Change of Heart"", ""Blameless in Boulder"", ""Courthouse Steps"", ""Stepmom II"", ""MADtv Classic: Sleaze Lawyer"", ""Close- Michael""

Open-Aries and Nicole Paul Timberman's Workshop Vancome Video Dishing the Dirt Welfare Arm Wrestling Grudge Match Stuart Photographer Son of Dolemite Spy vs Spy: Mirror over Fireplace Close- Mo Wrestling Counselor Roddy Piper

Open-Cher Gap Tyson Todos en la Familia UBS-Jaq Stuart plays Tee-Ball Snapshot Stories: Aries & Mike Felicity Singing Telegram Erascists-St. Patrick's Day Li'l Nestor-Ice Skating Arma Get-It-On MADtv Classic: Lean Bulime Close- Alex

Open-Swan Magic Honeydipper Dan Yassir Arafat's Party Tricks #1 I know What you Need Heroin PM Yassir Arafat's Party Tricks #2 Rusty does a Commercial Catwoman Cable Happy Folger Wedding Yassir Arafat's Party Tricks #3 Yassir Arafat's Party Tricks #4 MADtv Classic: I love Lucy Spy vs. Spy: Headphones Close-Pat

Open-Bunifa Urge-Away My Gay Dad Fired Up Rubberman CLOPS IV-All new CLOPS Coffee Guy: Starstrucks Kenny's Testicle Exam Rocket Revengers-Super German Tammany-the Date MADtv Classic-Klumps Spy vs. Spy: Ants Close-Will

Open-Swan & Springer Estrella Viaje Erascists-Behind the Music Spishak 1 out of 10 Melina and Lida on Springer Rosie & Howard Lorraine buys a Car Shaunda-Holding Tank Bunifa & Springer Close-Andrew

Open-Kenny & James Jeffersons '99 Swan Noir Aussie Hunter-Crocodile Sylvia Aussie Hunter-Shark Snapshot Stories: Debra Rocket Revengers-Atlantica Rolling Thunder Aussie Hunter-Cheetah MADtv Classic: Switcheroo Close-Phil

Open-Stuart Who's Idea was This Anyway? Shhh Snapshot Stories: Mo FANatic Donny Osmond Lorraine at the Market #1 Falconman and Birdboy Lorraine at the Market #2 MADtv Classic: R&B Meeting Lorraine at the Market #3 Spy vs. Spy: Training Camp Close- Debra

Sketches include ""Hey, It's Ice!"", ""Aussie Hunter #4-Gorilla"", ""The Greatest Competitors of All"", ""Spore Attack '99"", ""Aussie Hunter #5-Elephant"", ""Vancome-MADtv Misadventure"", ""Aussie Hunter #6-Ants"", ""An Actor's Nightmare"", ""Lorraine Buys a Car""

Show Open-Extravaganza Blair Witch Report Tee Hee Hee Shirts Pretty White Kids with Problems PWKWP Video (w/Lisa Loeb) Stuart's Wishing Well Making the Video: Britney Spears MAD at the Emmys Tae-Bo: The Movie Good News Show Close-Extravaganza

Show Open-Mo with Promos The Tenors The Pepsi Sense Lida & Melina meet Ricky Martin A Lesson from Kosovo Hollywood Squares Swan Going Home Musical Guest: Busta Rhymes MAD Classic: Little Hassan Taylor Spy vs. Spy-Cactus Show Close-Phil

Show Open-Rick No Blacks on the TV Screen Politically Incorrect Slap Happy Stick Chicks Star Wars '99 Misadventure Father & Son Competition Bunifa at the Mall MAD Classic: CLOPS III Spy vs. Spy-Air Attack Show Close-Michael

Show Open-Jesse Ventura Scared Straight Meet Hoppy Potty Rusty, Peer Counselor Party All the Time Kenny's New Show Hillary's Listening Tour Jack MAD Classic:Cat Woman Show Close-Alex

Show Open-Nicole, Will, Aries The Amazing Mr. Heston DJ Kid Sasso Bumper #1 Melina & Lida Beauty Pageant DJ Kid Sasso Bumper #2 Sasso Gets His Job Back Steven Seagal meets the Dalai Lama Mickey's Fear of Flying PWKWP II Lenny MAD Classic: Riggs & Murtaugh (319) Show Close-Pat

Show Open-Mickey The Today Show Illeana Douglas Runner #1 Vancome Halloween Illeana Douglas Runner #2 Hoppy Potty Video Richard Simmons' DreamMaker Illeana Douglas Runner #3 Illeana Douglas Runner #4 Lenny Kravitz Storytellers Illeana Douglas Runner #5 Illeana Douglas Runner #6 Show Close-Aries

Show Open-100th Episode I Love Lucy-The Revenge MAD Clip #1- Cabana Chat-Pool Boy MAD Clip #2- OJ Bloopers Swan-Airplane MAD Clip #3- Greatest Action Story Ever Told Blue Heat MAD Clip #4- Klumps Stuart at the Zoo MAD Clip #5- Vancome Santa MAD Clip #6- Lex Jackson FANatic-Nicole Sullivan MAD Clip #7- My White Momma Bush performance 100th Close-Full Cast

Fight Like A Girl Club Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? #1 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? #2 Reality Check Reading Caboose UBS-Mitch Pileggi Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? #3 Wedding Night Inside the Actor's Studio-Andie MacDowell Babewatch Clip Artie Lange Show Close-Will

Show Open-Lida & Melina G Thang Thanksgiving and the Heater's Broke Will & Alex: Bond Premiere Dolemite vs. Blackbelt Jones You are the One that I Love Antonia Pottery MADClassic-Bris-O-Tine (412) Show Close-Nicole

Show Open-Aries Tinsel Talk Lida & Melina meet Ricky Martial Law Devon's Creek Gap Troll Trainee Buenas Dias, San Diego Hospital Scene Show Close-Nelson

Show Open-X-mas Swandie I Saw Santa Claus Mariah Misadventure Rooftop Memories Darlene McBride's X-mas Album Martin Lawrence's Brushes with Death 4 Stuart X-mas with Deborah Harry Blondie Performance Alison, the Musical Show Close- X-mas Swan & Blondie

Show Open- Steven Seagal Nicky Malone, Teenage President Reality Check II Monica Lewinsky Handbags Will & Alex: Billboard Awards #1 Second Hand Lorraine The 3 Tenors and 98 Degrees Will & Alex: Billboard Awards #2 Will & Alex: Billboard Awards #3 Literally CLOPS V Don Martin-Fat Freak (107) Show Close- Phil

Show Open-Etheridge and Crosby Mambo #6 Angela's Ashes, the Game! Smith Comma John #1 Marvin Tikvah at Yoga Grease Spoof Smith Comma John #2 INT- Car Night Smith Comma John #3 Mistake of Your Life Shorty Holding the Baby T.I.T. MADClassic-Honeydipper Dan (420) Frieda O'Keefe Show Close-Debra & Brooke

Show Open- Jesse Jackson Blind Date Rocket Revengers in Excitocolor Hatman Williams Stick Chicks III Captain Kirk Show Reading Caboose III (Tim Robbins) Good Job MADClassic- Vista Card Militia (113) Show Close- Debra

Show Open- Lorraine Being James Brown Lida & Melina Wedding Sniggers #1 Will's Little Sister Video Sniggers #2 Swan Homecoming Sniggers #3 Bunifa's Driving Test Third Eye Blind Performance Funky Walker-Carmen Electra Show Close- Mo

Regis Runner #1 Reality Check III Regis Runner #2 Reading Caboose II (David James Elliott) Regis Runner #3 Who Wants to be the President? Regis Runner #4 Stuart at the Pet Shop Mannequin Manslaughter Q-Tip Performance The Kiss Show Close-Aries

Show Open-Seth Green The Syndrome Rusty at a Bar Brightling Greetings Disney Singles Dolemite Returns Earth, Wind, & Fire Performance Show Close-Michael

Malcolm X in the Middle Paul Timberman's Unitool 2000 Lorraine All You Can Eat Law & Order Bar Fightin' Swan Taxi ""Maybe Someday,"" The Cure Touched by an Atheist Close- ""Inbetween Days,"" The Cure

One That I Love Spishak Home Theater Steven Segal Letterbox '00 Reality Check 5- Oscars Spice Girl Interrupted Wizard of Oz Lost Footage Elvis Planet of the Apes Master P's Theater Marc Anthony Performs ""You Sang to Me"" Patch Kevorkian Marc Anthony Performs ""I Need to Know""

Celine Dion Farewell Shatner's Sperm Bank Conversations With Elvis 1 Stick Chicks 2-Big Bang Conversations With Elvis 2 Mahir I Kiss You Conversations With Elvis 3 Phoney Phuneral Creed ""Higher"" Knight & Day Show Close w/ Mo & Nelson

We're Sending Up the List The Jewel Show Sleepover Antiques Road Show 1 Fanatic-Shania Twain Antiques Road Show 2 To My Sister Antiques Road Show 3 Alison-Musical Chairs Antonia Perfume Bunifa-Judge Joe Brown Show Close w/ Mo & Brooke

Show Open w/ David Arquette The Soprano Family Feud Mickey in the Waiting Room Melina & Lida Big Boys Stuart at Mommy's Work Good Morning Boulder Power Friends Goo Goo Dolls ""Broadway"" Show Close w/ Will

Show Open w/ Susan Sarandon Rusty 18th Bday Party 1 Rusty 18th Bday Party 2 Zapruder Home Movies Previously on Swan Swan the Conclusion Storytime w/ James Brown Susan Sarandon Tag Lay Down Lorraine Show Close w/ Alex

Show Open-Will Hits Big Time Afro Puffs LaVerne & Shirley 2000 A. Spears Show-Shaloub Literally-Doing it Again Encore-Lick My Baby Back Behind (Making the Video) Catherine O'Hara Reading Caboose 4 w/ George Carlin Show Close w/ Will

Love Connection Paul's Crush Brightlings Greetings Bunifa vs. Katisha Thanksgiving Heaters Broke Martin Takes a Pitch No Blacks on TV Screen As the Ankle Turns Trina My Home Wizard of Oz Lost Clips Miss Sylvia School Nurse Antonia Guard P. Timberman Wondertool Show Close w/ Alex

""Justin's Crib""

""Sisqo: The Wrong Song""

""Vagina Monologues""

""Will's Little Sis Party""

""Regis Live with Cassidy and Cody""

""Marvin Tikvah Nude""

""Lida and Melina Say What""

""Sex and the City""

No Doubt Performs ""Bathwater""

My Movies-Madonna Whitney Screws Up Classics Letterman-Meg Ryan Un Hombre, Dos Mujeres You, Your Body & You Stuart at Grandma's with Kathy Bates Stripper Elvis & the Band Meet the Parents (N.Y. Premiere)

Coz Fox NFL Auditions Dateline Larry Lamont-Pizza Party Bunifa-Survivor Sexual Harrassment Literally 3 Barenaked Ladies Perform Fanatic (MAD Encore)

Halloween with Cher Penny Marshall Project-Exorcist Halloween with Enrique Edward: Geometry Halloween with Macy Gray Spring Mist Halloween with AngelinaJolie Early Show Halloween with Jeneane Garofalo After the Tour MAD Encore-Vancome Halloween Doggy's Angels Perform Snoop Dogg

Country Slammer Steven Segal Voting Al Gore and Mo Bill's New Job Reading Caboose Chyna and the Rock Office Fightin' Reality Check Jib Jab Animation

Nelson's People NYPD Blue Mandy Moore & Mickey Lorraine Mini-Golf Littlest Hoochie Charlie's Angels Premiere Swan-Customs Mandy Moore Sketch Mannequin Manslaughter 2 Mandy Moore Performs ""Candy""

Li'l Kim Nookie Salon Lucky-Hillary Clinton Version Win Your Land Back Girly Time Trina's Thanksgiving Alison-Shrinky Dink Birth Control Pilgrim This Cold House #1 Outkast Performs ""B.O.B."" This Cold House #2 MAD Encore: Darlene McBride This Cold House #3

The Cut Away Hammertime Lida & Melina-Firefighters Hospital Stuart Kidnapped #1 Stuart Kidnapped #2 The ""Grinch"" Premiere Loopgarue & Hulahoop Cypress Hill Performs ""Superstar"" Cypress Hill Performs ""Best of Me""

Arnold Clone Movie Boogie Bass Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man Psychic Richard Lewis Backstage #1 Shaunda- Rock & Harpist Drop in Sketch-Oval Office Richard Lewis Backstage #2 Tiger's Caublasion Eatery Tito, Etc. Richard Lewis Backstage #3 MAD Encore-Just Between Us Girls

This We Promise You Ed More Oscar Gold for Randy Alex's Wish How The Grinch Stole Christ Night Before Dolemite #1 Night Before Dolemite #2 Billboard Awards - Las Vegas Funky Xmas Story Everclear ""When All Goes Wrong"" MAD Encore- Raging Rudolph (109) Everclear ""AM Radio""

This Week in Latin History - Pinata Gap Troll Trial Bunifa on Regis Gay Mob Boss Lennox Lewis Runner #1 Lennox Lewis Runner #2 Mr. Graham/ Jane Pauley Pay Per View Francesco's Date Dot Com Encore-Rocket Revengers Excitocolor (514)

George Bush Speech La Isla de Gilligan The Land That I Love Loopgarue & Hulahoop - Movies Crack House Calls Clinton Farewell Melanie's Recovery Journal Encore - Swan Noir (423) Vitamin C Performs ""Itch""

Sketches include ""Dude, Where's Air Force One"", ""Superbore No More #1"", ""Superbore No More #2"", ""The Breakup"", ""Superbore No More #3"", ""What Men Want"", ""Put Down the Gun"", ""Antonia - Help Wanted"", ""Kirk the Waiter"", ""Pot Luck"", ""Encore - All You Can Eat Lorraine (#518)""

I'm Sorry Mrs. Jackson West Wing Mr. De Niro Depressed Again (Tow Truck 2) Radio Shack #1 Child Genius Radio Shack #2 Rusty At ""Angel"" Radio Shack #3 Incubus Performs ""Drive"" Encore-The Zapruder Films (#523) Incubus Performs ""Pardon Me""

Chavez Remember Denzel Stuart Tooth Fairy Brightling Bon Voyage Trina's Valentine Pacific West Air Handicapped Parking Encore-Stick Chicks (#503)

Bobby Brown's Crib N'Sync Movie TRL #1 Country Slammer Rusty & Freddie Prinze Jr. Grammy's with Clinton TRL #2 Sorry Mrs. Jackson TRL #3 Britney Spears Ally McBeal Nelly Performs ""Ride Wit Me"" Caution! Danger! Beware! Nelly Performs ""Country Grammar""

Posin' Regis - Celebrity Millionaire Mrs. Campbell in D.C. Marvin Tikvah - Secretary's Day Tony Hawk - Will's Little Sister Bernard's Last Day Jay Z ""I Just Wanna Love You"" Encore - Politically Incorrect (#503)

Negrosol E.R. et al Fightin' Ron at Principal's 1-800-FERTILE Buenos Dias San Diego 2: O-Town Reality Check - Black History Debra's Garden ENCORE - Star Wars '99 (#503) Green Day ""Warning""

Oscar Medley Crouching Cops/Hidden Badges Andy Griffith 2001 Lorraine in Hollywood The Other Oscars Men Mars Women Venus Cybill Hell Almost Famous 2 with Patrick Fugit Real Castaway Encore - Wizard of Oz Lost Footage (#519)

Brockovich Queen Latifah Pop Stars #1 Bedtime Pop Stars #2 Hot Tub Lorraine Pop Stars #3 All in the Family 2001 Marshall McBride LP Encore - Lida & Melina Meet Ricky (#510)

Elton John Duets Tonight Show Jazzyburger Edward Mary Poppins NBC Promo The Plumber Trina Gets Some Encore - Will Hits the Big Time (#524) The Talk

Reality Check - Clinton Tom Green Improv - Cow Swan Pick Up Driver's Ed New New Newlywed Game Point of No Returns Green Day Performs ""Blood Sex Booze"" CBS News - Survivor Encore - Spishak T-Hee Hee Shirts (#501)

MTV Cribs - George W. Bush Kenny Rogers' Jackass Child Genius - Just Cloning Bring on the Sugar & Spice The Rock Junket - Mummy Returns CawellwellATT Marvin Tikvah - House For Sale Psychic 2 Memphis Bleek with Jay Z

Sopranos Family Feud Stuart & The New Babysitter New Therapy with Bob Newhart Lida & Melina at McHooters Dr. Johnson MADtv Encore - He Got Gay (#404)

Will and Grace Vancome's Last Stand Arnold Recording Session Blockbuster Awards 2001 Missing Link Lorraine Rusty and Chris Kirkpatrick MTV Icon - Whitney Encore - Mariah Misadventure (#511)

Lorraine The Tonight Show Oprah Toast To Broadway Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man Angry Couple N'Sync Movie (Mad TV Encore)

Melanie Griffith Rusty At The Playground Hall Monitor Raking Leaves Camping Trip Bunifa Personal Trainer Scared Straight (Mad TV Encore)

The More You Know 1 Denzel's Cable The More You Know 2 Doctor Wal Mart Mannequin Trial Bunifa Todos en la Familia (Mad TV Encore) The Rosie Show The Winleys

Phobia Doctors Maya Angelou Stuart Wedding Party Blindman and Faulty Voice Box Boy Gap Troll Antiques Roadshow News Report Literally I Love Lucy 2000 (Mad TV Encore)

Sketches: The More You Know: George W. Bush, Olympic Gymnasts, Ms. Swan: Dinner Date, Sex Face, Extras Seminar, MADTV ENCORE - Intensity, Stevie Comes Out of the Closet.

""Lady MADtv""

""Blind Date""

""Mariah Movie""

""Trina's Speed Date""

""Rock Star Premiere""

""Family Feud 2""

""Wedding Video""

""Encore- Sopranos (#624)""

""The Music's Over"" ""Celebrity Fear Factor"" ""Fan Club"" ""Mike Tyson Grill"" ""Swan: Protection"" ""Brian's Secret Skill"" ""Bjork K-Mart Commercial"" ""Telethon Part 1"" ""Telethon Part 2""

Lance Bass Show Rusty Helms Commercial Reality Check Child Genius Special Coach Michael Jackson Arnold Clone Movie (Mad TV Encore)

Huge Momma Fatso Depressed Patriotic Persian Tow Truck Man Bully On The Line 1 Crack Addicts On The Line 2 Restaurant Estrella Viaje (Mad TV Encore) 20/20: Aaron Spelling

Gonna Git Some Kung Fu: The Movie with Steven Segal Oprah: The Jeannie Fanucci Story This 'n' That with Rusty: Drew Barrymore Politically Incorrect Who Do You Love? This 'n' That with Rusty: Penny Marshall Devon's Creek (Mad TV Encore)

A Word From The President NYPD Blue Mrs. Campbell I Do Like Girls Wigs For Kids Dateline Stuart Gets A Rival MTV Beach Party 1 MTV Beach Party 2 Nothing Commercial

Bingo John (parody of *Nsync ""gone"") Lorraine Oprah Ms. Swan: Bunny the Vampire Slayer Fox News Weakest Link Leave It To Blink 182 Harry Potter Premiere

Kenny Rogers Concert 7th heaven Yes, Noah Marvin Tikvah - Car Dealership America's Song Fox Nighttime Forever Furniture Drama Queens 101 The Vagina Monologues (Mad TV Encore) Talking to the Audience

Triple H Bad Hair Day Emotion Bush and Triple H Michael Jordan Wrestling Championship Real Mofo Talk Show Fightin' Ron Actor Posin' (Mad TV Encore)

""World, World, World"" (Parody of Jay-Z's ""Girls Girls Girls"") Santa's Elves Holiday Greetings from Kenny Rogers Trina Message to the Troops: Destiny's Child One Christmas Morning VH1 My Music Awards Message to the Troops: MC Hammer Not Me Lord Kingsford Family Christmas Lord of a Rings Review

Reality Check Alias Whatever, Don't Matter(Parody of Shakira's ""whenever,whereever"" Miss Cleo with Ja Rule The Olsen Twins Fox News Segment MTV Diary Lili Hubsher: Werewolf Ja Rule performs La Ilsa de Giligan (Mad TV Encore)

Snow Dogs Cell Mates Antiques Roadshow 3005 AD 1 Reality Check Antiques Roadshow 3005 AD 2 Homozide Antiques Roadshow 3005 AD 3 Harry Potter Sequels Mickey MTV Icons: Whitney Houston (Mad TV Encore) Usher performs

Mad TV Rockin' Super Bowl Eve Spectacular 1 Bill Coors Happy Days Ms. Swan Mad TV Rockin' Super Bowl Eve Spectacular 2 Inside the Actors Studio Daphne Aguilera Stuart: Pet Shop (Mad TV Encore) Mad TV Rockin' Super Bowl Eve Spectacular 3/ Close

Baby Gap Whore Wheel of Fortune Stuart's Scary Valentine Palm Organizer Sorority Row Terminator 2: The Musical Murderer Backstage 1 Swan Airplane (Mad TV Encore) Backstage 2

Talcum X Stone Cold Steve Austin Fightin' Ron Public School House Rock Interjections Politically Incorrect Celebrity Family Feud Ms. Swan Amazing Medical Facts

Barbie Gone Wild A Crosswalk to Remember Dot on Oprah DMX Date Stuart Birthday Figure Skating Commentary Absolute Vodka Sabrina Swan: Movie (Mad TV Encore)

The Probe Friends You Sound Like Me(parody song) Chips 2002 Public School House Rocks Sexism Rusty Pacino and Deniro Bob Newhart (Mad TV Encore) Shakira performs

Lords of the Bling The Greatest(parody of R.Kelly's ""The world's Greatest"") The Score Real M@%$***$#ing Talk Show Game Show Candy Band Inside the Actor's Studio Product Placement Brightling Greetings 1 (Mad TV Encore)

Sorority Row Nicky Noodles, the Clown of God Mad Saturday Morning Behind the Music 1 Greg the Bunny Behind the Music 2 Who Knows the Band? Behind the Music 3 Jenny Jones Stuart: Grandma (Mad TV Encore) Angry Boss

Providence Walter and Amber Bar Scene Embarrassing Parents Stoner News The Trial Dolemite (Mad TV Encore) Baseball Man

Bean Town Bums Ultimate Fighting Championship Annoying Relatives Drama Queen American Cotton Council Lorraine Lookalikes You, Your Body, and You (Mad TV Encore) Bunifa

I'm Not A Child (Parody of ""I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman"") VD: What a Drag Politically Incorrect Dot Missing Glove Kenny Rogers Jackass Tenacious D performs Stuart: Tooth Fairy (Mad TV Encore) Tenacious D performs again Big Tank and the Cigarette Bitches

Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man Group Therapy Public School House Rocks Fendernagle Enterprises Sunrise Yoga Music Store Reading Caboose (Mad TV Encore) Emmy Awards Passing Out

JAG Glamazon Huntress Dismissed Vivica A. Fox at UPN The Dispute Jenny Jones - First Lady The Plan Encore - Goodnight Dad New Tunes

Pixhilation Lance Bass Show The Real West Wing Mrs. Campbell The Wayne Brady Show Marvin Trina Dr. Johnson (Mad TV Encore) Paxadryl

What's on TV The Anna Nicole Show Vin Diesel Movie Trailer Jenny Jones - Lazy Son All-Star American Idol Ted Koppel with Kelly Clarkson Iverson Podiatrist HBO Box Set

The Kopples Part 1 The Kopples Part 2 Social Studies Project-Racism America At War Seven buddy Cops World's Queeniest Police Chases Sprint PCS Dr. Kylie Johnson Oprah

Hot Up Here Jackie Chan Stuart Piano Lesson Public Schoolhouse Rock: Fatty MADtv at the Emmys 50's Diner Glamazon Huntress Dos Detention Insomnia

Gangsta Lover A Wedding Story Chocolate Covered Peanuts Halftime Pep Talk Jump rope ""Bankruptcy,"" ""Palestine/Israel,"" ""Air Security"" Great Debate Tony Hawk Meets Anna Nicole Real Man Talk Bible Dude Performance by Xzibit

Reality Show Cameras ""Translation"" Shakira Video Bambi Threesome Madden Popcorn Commercial Ms. Campbell: Fast Food Lawsuit Wayne Brady Show: Ja Rule Wal Mart Price Slashing Crossing Over with John Edwards Earl Scheib's Body Shop Police Special Shaggy performs ""Strength of a Woman"" Close-Bobby and the Audience

Hidin' In My Closet Lorraine at College Dr. Phil - On Today's Show Center of the Earth Hey Joe Commercial 60 Minutes Birthday Party Spears on Sports Performance by the Strokes

Marvin Tikvah - Father and Son Jack and Kelly Osbourne Open New From McDonalds Indiana University CHiPs 2002 - The New Sarge 7th Heaven with the Osbournes Die Another Day Premiere Stuart's Bright Shiny Lucky Day Pet Peeves Performance by Kelly Osbourne

More Price Is Right The Real Bachelor Reality Check Takes Flight Snow White's Return Just for Lesbians Cloret at the Juice Bar Smarty Pants Challenge with Sum 41 Average Asian Sum 41 performs ""Still Waiting""

Like I Am You Lords of the Bling II Sears Portrait Studio Trina - Job Interview Jump Rope ""Terror Alert"" Kappa for a Day O'Reilly Segment Laker Girl Bunifa Divine Dot Performance by Puddle of Mudd

Christmas Tree Commercial Whitney & Bobby's Christmas How Winona Stole Christmas Santa's Helper April's Christmas Lorraine Goes Shopping Bible Dude Christmas Holiday Party Bon Jovi performs ""Bounce""

Celebrity New Year's Resolutions (Madden, Shaq, Madonna) Oprah's Cash Giveaway Real ***********' News Family Gathering Jenny Jones Again Encore - 70's Health Film Queens of the Stone Age perform ""No One Knows"" Queens of the Stone Age perform ""Go With the Flow""

Cruise Hey, It's Ovens For Kids Baby Jogger Glamazon Huntress Tres Vegas Calling Self-Defense Q.V.C Encore - Wizard of Oz: The Lost Footage Jerry O'Connell and Anthony Anderson in ""The Cure"" Jump Rope: Cell Phones

Hooked on Phonics Dating Game Love Me Better Bunifa Trading Spaces Boys Gone Wild Connie Chung Tonight Dr. Kylie - Butt Seriously (Colonoscopy) Jamie Kennedy in ""Another Dispute"" Encore - Price is Lorright Nelly Performs ""Air Force Ones""

People's Court: Fightin' Ron vs. Marvin Tikvah Joe Millionaire Sorority Row - Kappa Games Dubble Yoo and Wile E. Hussein Mondays on CBS Reality Check - On The March Spishak Excuses '98 Shaq Time Drama Queen Gets Mugged Encore - Politically Incorrect Marraige

Virginal Mofaz - Marital Breakdown Brought to You By Happy V.D. Chuckie Brown Joe Millionaire and MAD Girls Bill O'Reilly Daredevil Premiere Book Talk Dot Valentine Encore - Trina's Valentine

Look Who's Talking Angela's Canadian Cousin Ryan Seacrest intros Music Video Countdown Stuart and Doreen at a Restaurant Hidin' In My Closet Andy Dick as Daphne Aguilera A Little Pill Called Ecstacy Lady MADtv Piano Player The Greatest Supergrass performs ""Rush Hour Soul""

Bomb, Bomb, Bomb CSI Hidden Video Queen of Queens Commercials From Around the World Jump Rope: Video Games Sunny Side of Saddam Presidential Physical Fitness Home for the Weekend Encore - Birdsitter t.A.T.u performs ""All the Things She Said""

Michael Jackson gets a Reality Check Sorority Row: House Helpers The Other Half Swirly Time All-New Grand Theft Auto Entertainment Tonight Tonight Show with Eric Idle Encore - Lords of the Bling

Connie Chung Oscar Show Nominated Actress Movie Trailer Mrs. Campbell: Hospital Just Made In Ten Days Real Oscar Talk II with Tommy Davidson and Fred Willard Rusty's Student Film The Al Pacino Experiement Woody Allen's Teen Sex Comedy Encore - Rick's New Friends with Queen Latifah

Man vs. Beast Mariah Video: I'm Not Insane Jenny Jones: Reunited Why Women Leave Johnny Woo's Nightline Drawing with Jerry Mary Tyler Moore 2003 Prom Dress Encore - Second Hand Lorraine OK Go performs ""Get Over It""

Dr. Phil Makes a House Call Anna Nicole #1 Mickey: Bank Robbery News Interview Anna Nicole #2 Commercial Parody Winner #1: Spishak: Hey It's Ovens for Kids (#812) Vera Magnus the Psychic Lady Anna Nicole #3 Commercial Parody Winner #2: John Madden: The Quick-Pop Popcorn Popper (#805) Mr Folger: Poetry Group Anna Nicole #4 Commercial Parody Winner #3: Ecstacy Anxiety Medication (#816) Folksmen performs ""Blood On the Coal"" & ""Start Me Up"" Cloret meets Countess Vaughn Show Close: Anna Nicole

Maximen Oprah Golf Neverending Sketch This N That With Rusty Stardates Encore- Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man The Honeymooners Godsmack performs Closing - Mo

Career Commercial Public Schoolhouse Rock: Substitute Teacher Garage Sale Stuart Visits His Father Drama Queen - Inside the Actor's Studio Missy Elliot Performs Brother Lucy Encore - Whitney Screws Up The Classics

Mime Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man 7 Buddy Cops Sunday Morning Store Spears on Sports The Schnitzer Family Two Cops Encore- Ms. Campbell 7 Buddy Cops Close

Johnny Woo's Legal Firm Spishak: Hey, It's Cars For Kids! Oprah's Jackass Marvin and Mindy Tikvah Lorraine Visits the Dentist Feuding Parents Ted Koppel's Herbal Essence Encore - Stuart's New Babysitter Close-Aries

Music Video: 50 Cent, C.R.A.P. Welcome to Season 9 GAP Hag Fake TV (ABC) Marvin Tikvah & Hollywood Hopefuls California Recall Governors Debate 2003 #1 Rod Roddy: Divorce Lunch Date California Recall Governors Debate 2003 #2 Dot Hulk/Nick the Scientist Bible Dude: Illegal Music Downloading Music Performance: Mya performs ""My Love Is Like..Wo"" Show Close: Andy Dick argues with Michael McDonald

Kmart Joe Boxer Lorraine Goes To The Beach Shaq and the Super Lakers Dr. Kylie: Puberty Music Video: ""Prostitution"" Real **********ing Emmy Special Madonna Childrens Book 7am Condo Report The Fighting Temptations Premiere Encore: A Wedding Story (#804) Close: Red Carpet (Ike & Aries)

Olive Garden Boy Meets Goy Music Video: ""Consensual"" Sean the Freaky Floor Leader QVC Perry's Love Therapy MADtv at the Emmys Affleck Insurance Encore- Hooked on Phonics VG Close - Mo & Paul Red Carpet

Archie Tomlinson Oldsmobile E! Celebrities Uncensored Queer Eye For The Strange Guy The O'Reilly Factor: Gray Davis Snuggle the Fabric Softner Bear Goes On A Bloody Rampage Stuart Sees A Therapist Freddy vs. Jason vs. Snuggle Tony Hawk's Boom Boom Restaurant Mrs. Campbell: Emergency Room Ike and Josh Hitprov Musical Performance: Chingy ""Right Thurr"" Closing: Jack Nicholson

Average Asian Deux John Madden for Vagisil Angela's Funniest Home Video MTV's Direct Effect: 50 Cent Feline Feline & Hairball The Newlyweds Coldplay ""The Narcissist"" Music Video A Football Thing 7am Condo Report 2 The Powerslut Girls Matrix Revolutions Premiere Close: Bobby Outside of Studio

Hey Mad Video The Vancome Bachlorette Lady Season Six Clip: The Sopranos - Edited For Content Season Eight Clip: Oprah's Thinning Camera Kenny Roger's Punk'd Artie Lange Salute's MADtv Season One Clip: Terms of Imprisonment Stuart Goes Shoe Shopping Literally: MADtv Audience Season Three Clip: Funky Walker, Dirty Talker w/ Halle Berry Ms. Swan at the DMV Season Five Clip: The Wizard of Oz Lost Footage Dot: The Return of Karen Season Three Clip: I Love Lucy '98 Real Mother F****n Talk's 200th Episode Season Three Clip: CLOPS Pilsbury Doughboy Show Close w/ Aries

Me Against Madonna Washington Journal Sean's Surprise Birthday Party Wheel of Fortune: Government Worker Week Werewolf 2: Bad Credit Trina's Costume Party Sleep Cell Cat In The Hat Premier Part 1 Cat In The Hat Premier Part 2

Everybody Loves Raymond's Lesbian Cousin TRL: Music Video: Emcee Esher Connie Chung Tonight: Paige By Paige Shaq And The Super Lakers Football Game Marriage Proposals Hollywood Squares: Stars Of UPN Geert The Dutch Boarder Feuding Family 2: Thanksgiving Dinner Kathy Griffin's D-List Celebrity Thanksgiving Special Closing: Feuding Family Food Fight

The Today Show: Winter Concert Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man: Plane Ride Mexican Mariachi Band 60 Minutes Spishak Bug Zapper Special Patrick Special Olympics Saffron Johnson (Super Gay New Laker) Dr Phil: I Hear Voices Mo & Aries at the Vibe Awards Close: Vibe Awards

Lords Of The Bling: The Return Of The Bling The Boys Of Abercrombie & Fitch Fake Sponsor: Hilton Hotels News Retractions The Lillian Verner Game Show OnStar Lorraine Makes A Baby Room Raucous Postal Workers Go Postal Connie Chung On E!: Kate Hudson's Baby Shower Access Hollywood: Smashmouth Close: LV Game Show Bloopers

An Elizabeth Smart Christmas Powerslut Girls Vs. Frosty Bowling For Christmas A Marvin Tikvah Christmas Feuding Family Christmas Happy Holidays from Woody Allen Renee Zellwegger's Holiday Wish The Babysitter Mutilator Suge Knight's Court Ordered Holiday Album Westside Connection Performs Happy Holidays from LL Cool J

Neverland Ranch Music Video Text Messaging The Simpler Life OnStar: Britney Spears Flu Sex Snow White Audition Drama Queen: Dinner Theatre Missing Film Strip Encore: ""Dot On Oprah"" Closing: ""The Simpler Life""

John Madden's Movie Minute Scare Tactics Dr. Kylie: Fertility Oscar and Sugar Shane Celebrity Survivor Celebrity Survivor: Tribal Council Football Coach Court TV's A Simple Life Encore: ""Angela: Racism"" Closing: ""Celebrity Survivor: Meg Ryan and Dr. Phil""

Gabmore Girls expedia.com Fake Sponsors Mrs. Campbell: The Apprentice The Kim Jong-Il Show Stuart: Next Door Aries' Vocal Tips The Bride Of Funkenstein Chrysler Drive & Love Encore: Senator Debate (#804) Ruben Studdard Performs ""What Is Sexy"" Close: The Bride Of Funkenstein Outtakes

Abercrombie And Fitch 2 Crazy As Hell News The Lillian Verner Game Show: Valentines The Disneyland Scandal Two And A Half Men The Bureau Of Porno Actors Registration Real M************ Talk: Black History Month Action News Phillip Morris Awareness Campaign One For The Road Close: The Lillian Verner Game Show Outtakes

Sketches:

Mike Tyson's Gettin' It All Back Tour The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Opening Monologue Star Jones: Payless Shoes The Price Is Right Circa 1974 The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Guests Bae Sung Master Translator 2: Movie Set (Anna Faris) Happy Trails Lorraine Static Electricity Sweater Co. Encore: ""Angela's Big Fat Canadian Cousin"" Close: Lorraine

Sketches:

Colgate Commercial Dot: Spelling Bee Rusty: Academy Awards American Political Idol (Bill O'Reilly) Family Feud: Cold Mountain Vs. Lord of the Rings (Rich Talarico) The Olsen Twins' Hip Hop Sock Hop Self-Incrimination Encore: ""Spishak: Excuses! Excuses! Excuses! Excuses! '98"" Closing: American Political Idol: Clay Singing

Trojan OvaMax Contraceptive Patch The Wayne Brady Show Gets Cancelled Cold Case Taco Hell Wedding Day Jay Walking Mania Pirate Party Productions A Farewell To Frasier Fake Sponsor: UCLA Body Donor Program Encore: Public School House Rocks!: Nouns (#717) Close: Cold Case

Over The Rainbow #1 Who Wants To Be A Super Duper Millionaire Over The Rainbow #2 It's A Small World: Revenge Of Satans Undead Dolls 7am Condo Report 3 Crossing The Hell Over ABC Schedule Bae Sung: Airport Gay Hulk 2: Me Out Of Closet Fake Sponsors The Kim Jong-Il Show: JC Chasez Encore: Kenny Rogers' Jackass (#623) The Rear View To The World-Wide Websters Dictionary Close: Crossing The Hell Over

John Madden: Easter Money Dot: NOT a 24 Sketch Geert Gets A Job QVC Over 40 Hitprov-Romeo and Julie Encore: Ms. Campbell Fast Food Lawsuit Supermarket Superheros Sam Adams Time Travels

Average Asian: Dating Movie Trailer (Kiss The Twisted Eye Of The Beholder Of The Ya-Ya Double Jeopardyhood) The Price Is Right: Circa 1986 Funkenstein Against Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde Bae Sung: Court Interpreter Encore: Oprah's Thinning Camera (#822) Restaurant Proposal Choppy The Janitor Close: Funkenstein Outtakes

Angela: Heroes On Montel The Wizard of Oz: Realistic Ending Marvin Tikkvah: Chubby Chaser Love The OC Meets American Idol Losers Sean the Floor Leader: Bring Your Child To Work Day Food Network: Eggsellent Marathon Encore: Stuart Gets A Rival (#706) Closing: OC Outtakes

Whoopi Goldberg for SlimFast Dr. Kylie: Chinese Bird Flu Coach Heinz Lillian Verner Game Show III: Mother's Day Helenzilla Choppy: Sexual Harassment Drunk POV Encore-Dot: Child Genius Dr. Kylie Outtakes

What Can Brown Do For You? Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man: Prom Night Hollywood Squares: Desperate Gimmick Week Doggone Tired Of Them! Dominic The Giant At Work Shot In The Head Metaphorica Kappa Kappa Kappa - Sorority Row Makeover Encore: Loraine Goes to College Fox Action News Close: Brown/Squares Outtakes

Baby Abercrombie Superstitious Knights: Jinx Letters To Lincoln Stuart: Poker Game Real **********ing Talk: Censored The Price is Right: Prehistoria Funkenstein vs. the Werewolf Hookers Close-Aries

Opening Credits Conflict Crazy as Hell: Alien vs. Predator Angela & Natalie Stalk the President Crazy as Hell: Benji Jello Shots Crazy as Hell: Vanity Fair Abercrombie Rumble Jeopardy The Amazing Presidential Race Part I Twisted Crust Pizza Complete-za The Amazing Presidential Race Part II Close-Bobby

Growing Up Gotti/Open - Stephnie Alien vs. Princess Diaries 2 vs. Snuggle Chili's Commercial Outtakes 1 Coach Hines: Funeral Chili's Commercial Outtakes 2 MADtv Presidential Debate (Parts 1 & 2) Chili's Commercial Outtakes 3 Bae Sung: Uh-Oh, Hot Dog! Trading Spouses Close - Ike

Open - Oprah Makes MADtv Wishes Come True FOX Election Update - John Madden TRL Rock the Vote The Letourneau Family Real Mofo Talk - Election Eve Special Ashlee Simpson Show Crazy as Hell - Open Water Premiere My Pet Goat: Bush vs. Kerry on 9/11 Christina Milian performs ""Whatever U Want"" Close-Ashlee Simpson Show

Open: Ashlee Simpson Performance The Duckling The Fantanas 7AM Condo Report 4: Hurricane MTV Diary: Delicious Morisette Post-Election Party I Love the '00s Abercrombie: Apple Sherry the Stripper Gatoraide Close-Frank's Impressions

Open- Mike, Aries, & Will Average Asian: Party Britney Spears video ""My Predicament"" Kobe Thunder Shoes Kenny Rogers Reality Show Stuart: Vacuum Salesman Superstitious Knights: Jinx II (Wedding) Marilyn Manson performs ""Personal Jesus"" Close-Bobby & Professor Gigglepepper

Open: Aries, Jordan, & Keegan Bill Maher's Punk'd Dot: Little Miss Petite Princess Pageant The Wizard of Odd Norah Jones Party Real Mofo Talk: Thanksgiving Lean Mean Turkey Grillin' Machine Ja Rule performs ""Wonderful"" Close-Norah Jones Singing

Open-Stephnie Celebrity Quarters Sean the Floor Leader - Supply Cabinet Mini Pullover Aries & Ike at the Vibe Awards Drama Queen - Airplane Musical Funkenstein vs. Creature from the White Lagoon Courtroom Close- Bobby & Daniele's MADtv T-Shirts

Verb Alert System Infomercial Death to America (Al Jazeera TV) The Right Time to Make Love Film 7AM Condo Report: Mexican Flu Shots Lillian Verner Game Show 4 Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man: John Kerry Cragg Breakfast Avril Lavigne performs ""Nobody's Home"" Close-Death to America

Fantanas 2: New Holiday Flavors Celebrity Quarters 2: Holiday Edition Abercrombie: All-White Holiday Shaq and the Former Lakers Cartoon Gap Commercial Ike and Aries at the 2004 Billboard Awards Real **********ing Talk: Holiday Show Holly and the Mistletoe Tappers Musical Performance by Nelly Close: Ike and Aries talking with Gloria Estefan

People's Court: Loves 'Em and Pile of Leaves 'Em Bae Sung: Auto Repair Shop Special Patrick: Newscast Ray's Grudge - A Blind Date with Terror Lavitra Inside Looking Out Marvin Tikvah: Private Swim Lessons Open Water Affairs The Hives perform ""Two-Timing Touch and Broken Bones"" Close-Special Patrick Outtakes

American Idol Music Video ""Since We Were On"" Bible Dude and Choir Boy: Teen Pop Dr. Kylie: Breast Implants Garnier vs. Pantene vs. Queen Helene Morbidly Obese Albert MADtv Sponsors Cool Brother Jake The Kim Jong-Il Show: Donald Trump The Donnas perform ""I Don't Wanna Know"" Close-Paul

Extreme Makeover Deluxe Edition FOX Super Bowl Pre-Game #1 Dot: Psychological Evaluation FOX Super Bowl Pre-Game #2 Ms. Swan: Valentine Candy Frank & Ike at Super Bowl Media Day The Brightlings III Union Strike Close-FOX Super Bowl Pre-Game #3

Madden Birdhouse The Phantom of the Oprah Handicap Helpers The Price Better Be Right... Lida & Melina: MTV Spring Break Reality Check: Ashlee Simpson Bae Sung: French Airways Desperate Housewives Close-Desperate Housewives

Snoop Dogg/Pharell video: ""Smokin' Too Much Pot"" Hallmark #1 Stuart: Moving On Hallmark #2 Lorraine Goes Bowling Hallmark #3 Lillian Verner Game Show 5 Houseguest Felicia Screwup News Close-Stuart Outtakes

Lost 7AM Condo Report: Oscar Edition Gambling-o-Holic Intervention Inside Looking Out II The B.S. Black History Minute Close-Survivor Audition

Dr. Phil: Good Parenting Jacko's Wacko Trial Rusty: Presidential Questions Forum Ike & Ron at American Idol Final 12 Party Tank at a Night Club Stand Up Routine Peggy Partain the Roller Skating Champ The Forty Million Dollar Baby Close-Rusty

TRL: Maroon 5 Anna Nicole Perfume (Channel 5) QVC Latin Hour How to Telephone a Girl The Right News Photo eBay Addict Party Girl Cragg Reality Show Encore: Cold Case (#918) Close-Anna Nicole

Cops (Rufus Champagne II) Marvin Tikvah: Rehab Taco Hell II Old Man Stan Married Females Seek Fun Sexual Harrassment Accusations Steven Cragg Film ""Sex Video"" Encore: ""Bomb, Bomb, Bomb"" Music Video (#817) Close-Old Man Stan

The Barbecue Bus Sprint Ringtones Coach Hines: Career Day Pimp My Bride Inside Looking Out III Big Lady, Mini Cooper Christie Brinkley's Ab Zapper Detroit Star Naming Institute Front Row Rappers Close-Bush Sprint Ringtone

Open: Michael the Dog Trainer Sherry the Stripper: By the Pool Coah Hines: Basketball Game Marital Role Playing The Lillian Verner Game Show VI Inside the Actor's Studio: Artie Lange Favorite Primetime Parody Winner: The Sopranos (#624) Miss Teen USA Close: Lillian Verner Game Show Outtakes

Celine Dion's Miracle Tour a les bebes Vehicular Verb Alert 24 with Bobby Lee Real Mofo Talk: Mother's Day CONSTABLES Funkenstein vs. Queen Nefertiti Cosby Show Reunion A Wedding Story: The Zizmors Close-Bobby

Open: Displaced Kidneys Tank: Playboy Mansion Mrs. Campbell Goes to the Movies TRL: Emcee Escher The B.S. II The Kissing Game Bible Dude: Video Games Whitney and Bobby Return Close: Tank

Open: Make a Wish Handicap Helpers: Home Invasion Average Asian: Surprise Birthday Party Superstitious Knights: Regional Hamlet Champions Sean the Floor Leader: Sexual Harrassment Your New Neighbor MADtv Presents Frank Caliendo National Security Advisor Close-Aries & Cast

Nicole Sullivan and Will Sasso welcome the new cast members, who say a demonic prayer to help them get through the first episode; CNN presents a political version of The Newlywed Game featuring Bill and Hillary Clinton vs. Donald and Melania Trump rather than a legitimate debate, which depresses Wolf Blitzer; Dora the Explorer explores the seedy side of Los Angeles; Elizabeth Warren upstages Hillary Clinton during a campaign speech; a couple can't keep up with a Game of Thrones recap; Kenny Rogers appears on The Bachelorette's landmark 56th season; HBO First Look goes behind the scenes of an animated reboot of Cinderella featuring the vocal "talents" of Nicki Minaj, Steve Buscemi, Penelope Cruz, Lena Dunham, Kristen Stewart, Tony Danza, and Tracy Morgan; a woman's veteran ex-boyfriend becomes a lounge singer and sings about how she abandoned him and his daughter; Ned Stark from Game of Thrones runs for President in 2016 and makes lewd comments about his daughter.

Ike Barinholtz meets Amir K and Piotr Michael and shows them secret compartments hiding booze, pills, and a feral Bobby Lee; Bobby Lee shows Ike Barinholtz their new child; a deranged woman known as Princess Polly (Craig) works the parking lot of a Disneyland-esque theme park; James Bond (Ray) gets rescued by The Blind Kung-Fu Master (Lee); a look at the Rio 2016 Olympics; Ike and Bobby go on Shark Tank; Lyric Lewis invites Idina Menzel (Ortiz) and Kristen Chenoweth (Craig) onstage to sing the national anthem; overly-sensitive millennials (Ortiz, K, Lewis, and Ray) host a college talk show called Safe Space and Melissa McCarthy (Davison) calls them out on their behavior; a third-grade teacher (Davison) has a solution to bullying in her classroom.

State Farm Insurance commercial parody where drivers summon their insurance agents during awkward moments; Debra Wilson and Aries Spears return; suicide hotline callers (K, Lewis & Ortiz) are plagued with calls from people who think the hotline is for spoilers about the movie Suicide Squad; an updated version of The Cosby Show centers on Bill Cosby's sexual misconduct; a ghetto court stenographer named Sumbrella (Howard) complicates a slip and fall case; Belma Buttons (Spears) and Tovah McQueen (Wilson) return for another installment of Reality Check where they call out Megyn Kelly (Craig); Octavia Spencer (Lewis) appears on an Iranian talk show; Jeff Goldblum (Michael) rambles his way through a grocery store commercial; sexual tension brews between Oprah Winfrey (Wilson) and her friend Gayle King (Lewis) during a WeightWatchers commercial.

Match Game gets a political, modern-day update hosted by Alec Baldwin (Ray); Mo Collins' Lorraine returns to annoy a gym trainer; new album recorded by a diabetic R&B singer (Howard); Donald Trump (Michael) and Hillary Clinton (Nicole Sullivan) sing a duet about the insanity and improbability of both of them running for U.S. President; an episode of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon includes Ariana Grande (Craig) and Pitbull (Ray) playing knife games with Fallon (Michael) for charity; Donald Trump (Michael) spouts off on Confessions of a Terrifically Huge Mind; Talking Dead gets recursive with nested spin-offs; Darlene McBride (Sullivan) returns with her FOX News Car Karaoke special; Arnold Schwarzenegger (Michael) does a PSA against steroids.

Dora the Explorer (Ortiz) ventures to Las Vegas where she ends up at a strip club; Kim Jong-Un (Bobby Lee) joins the #RichKidsOfBeverlyHills on E!'s latest reality show; MTV's Flow welcomes a rapper whose lyrics aren't hardcore; Donald Trump (Michael) creates Trump Elementary and nearly makes out with his daughter, Ivanka (Craig); Jamiele Hall (Lewis) gets hit on by Tank (Lee); an Amish woman (Davison) is the entertainment at a bachelor party; a man from India (Amir K) struggles with baseball announcer banter; Bernie Sanders (Michael) fumbles with his new SmartPhone.

Anjelah Johnson gets too into her role as Bon Qui Qui; Sumbrella (Howard) gets into crime scene investigation; a Walking Dead cliffhanger stretches out the suspense to ridiculous levels; Bon Qui Qui (Johnson) returns to King Burger; Empire parody featuring Justin Timberlake (John Barinholtz), Adele (Davison), and Ariana Grande (Craig), trying to sign with Empire Records while putting up with the inside drama at the studio; Amir K rents out Adam Ray's, Carlie Craig's, and Michelle Ortiz's dressing rooms; a half-fish Kardashian sister (Davison) is introduced on Keeping Up with the Kardashians; a cooking show for stoners; a parody of $100,000 Pyramid; Bon Qui Qui plugs Homegirl Security.

"Hermanos Bros. Law"; Carlie Craig gains telekinetic powers after binge-watching Stranger Things; a "good cop/bad cop" scenario where the "bad cop" (Ray) is a douchebag; Britney Spears (Craig) reveals five secrets about herself; Miss Swan (Alex Borstein) becomes a cartoon character; advertisers try to make guns more appealing to American consumers; the female cast members play Fuck, Marry, Kill and Chelsea Davison reveals that she'd do all three to Piotr Michael; Alex Borstein and Will Sasso talk about their time on MADtv where they had it tougher than the new cast; Piotr Michael's Morgan Freeman narrator voice annoys a hungover Adam Ray; an HBO First Look at celebrity auditions for The Michael McLeod (Sasso) and Jasmine Wayne-Wayne (Borstein) Story; Piotr Michael annoys Lyric Lewis.

A crisis group centered on people who were injured while being saved by The Flash; Will Sasso and Bobby Lee play crazy ex-boyfriends; The Bachelor in Paradise shows indiscriminate hook-ups and a spreading herpes infection; Adam Ray needs a translator for the female cast members shortened slang; a wine steward (Ray) steals a man's girlfriend; Jeremy D. Howard reads his Yelp reviews; another installment of Iran's Hollywood Minute; Bernie Sanders (Michael) becomes KFC's new Colonel Sanders.