Casting MADtv/Cast Open Vud #1-Tongue Vancome Lady- Make-up Counter Ice Cube/Ice-T Video News Report 911 Spy Vs Spy-Bomb Don Martin- Camping Nicole's Monologue Gump Fiction Spike Lee Red Devil Ham Kato Tells All Poison Dave's Monologue Spy Vs Spy- Pogo Stick Second Hand Cancer Debra's Monologue MacDumpsters Don Martin- Out of Gas Artie's Monologue Deep Stain Nine Vud #2- Watch Out

Sketches include ""Phone Sex"", ""A.D.D. Girl"", ""NDI Vs AE&E; #1-Nicole"", ""Outing Dummy"", ""Psychic Cop"", ""Spy Vs Spy-Tuba Bang"", ""Debra and Debbie"", ""Racism Vs Spam"", ""First to a Million"", ""Don Martin- Wish Bone"", ""Apollo the 13th"", ""Phil's Mulatto Monologue"", ""Don Martin- Blow Up Girl"", ""Cookin' With Sherry"", ""Circus Guy"", ""Homeland Improvement"", ""NDI Vs AE&E; #2-Woman"", ""Rolling Stones Video-Like A Rolling Stone""

Conference Call IZM-Paris Krishna Rock Lowered Expectations-Mary Urine Monologue Affirmative Crips Got Urine? Don Martin-Beach Shovel Larry King Gone Mad Lowered Expectations-Artie IZM-Torture When Harry Met Willy Lowered Expectations-Nicole IZM-Drug Deal Celibacy Backstage Spy Vs Spy-Log Jam

Lowered Expectations-Dave Ken Norton Jr. Opening Organ Donors Disruptive Principal Lowered Expectations-Phil Navajo Football League Don Martin-Water-skiing Tyson vs. Barty Hard to Oppress Vud Light--Mob Spy Vs Spy-Funland Happy Happy Storytime Lady Lowered Expectations-Orlando Tapeworm Monologue Don Martin-Fat Freak Math Made Easy Monologue-Dave Foley Vud Light-Devil Imaginary Friends Spy Vs Spy-Torpedo Duck, Duck, Goose

Easy to Assemble Wonder Rake 5000 Vancome Lady-Dept. Store Santa Fruitcake Vs Santa Spy Vs Spy-Plunger Raging Rudolph College Advisor The X-mas That Santa Forgot The Bank Monologue-Pauly Shore Donut Shop Happy Go Lucky Phil Last Call Spy Vs Spy-Tank Bomb

Coffee and Donuts Ink Blot Lowered Expectations-Rick #1 That's My White Mama Terms of Imprisonment Lowered Expectations-Rick #2 Dream Stealer Joel and Connie: Small Claims Lowered Expectations-Rick #3 Spy Vs Spy-Bomb Assembly Eddie Murphy Audition Monologue-Dave Higgins Gohhar and Hagop Don Martin-Assembly Line Lowered Expectations-Rick #4

Sketches include ""X-News #1"", ""Headache #1"", ""Beauty Pageant"", ""The New Job"", ""Spy Vs Spy-Projector"", ""X-News #2"", ""Babewatch"", ""Headache #2"", ""Drug Bust"", ""Monologue-Bruce McCulloch"", ""Leevis #2"", ""Funeral DJ"", ""Headache #3"", ""Spy Vs Spy-Love Robot"", ""X-News #3"", ""Hearing"", ""Spy Vs Spy-Fail Safe""

Sketches:

Martial Arts #1 Spishak Margarine Meet The Folks Lowered Expectations-Danielle Fugitive Martial Arts #2 Spy Vs Spy- Sidewalk Switch Party Dad Lowered Expectations-Budduda Gumboy and Poker Martial Arts #3 Joey Devanzo Monologue-Harland Williams Lowered Expectations-Carol I'll Kick Your A* Zany and Madcap

Bob Dole Strong Arm Opening--Host: Christina Applegate X-News #1 Schizophrenic Jeopardy That's My White Mama--White Boy Action Jackson X-News #2 Two Mouthy Chicks Spy Vs. Spy--3 Pigs Time Machine Snoop Doggy-Dogg's Vegas Act X-News #3 Peed

Opening--Host: Harry Connick Jr. UBS Vs Sped-Ex The Greatest Action Story Ever Told Cabana Chat Spy Vs Spy-Karate The Reinfather Harry Connick Jr. Song--""Must Have Been Old Santa Claus"" Vancome Lady Christmas Pageant Granny's Liver Harry Connick Jr. Song--""This Guy's in Love With You""

X-News #1 Opening--Host: Rodney Dangerfield The R&B; Meeting Spy Vs Spy--Training Camp X-News #2 Suddenly Millenium Cabana Chat X-News #3 BBBBrack! Diet Steve 'n Roger