Jimmy and Cheech take Petey to a boxing gym to "learn a few moves". After Petey enters a real fight, McCool warns Jimmy the publicity could put their witness protection in jeopardy.

McCool takes on extra jobs to pay back a gambling debt to Jimmy.

Jimmy becomes jealous when Petey befriends a wealthy businessman. Gina convinces Theresa to pose as her mother to collect a baby bonus check.

Jimmy and McCool compete to prove who is the better man. Petey seeks Theresa's advice to get girls.

When the mob orders a hit on Jimmy's cousin, he arranges for him to join him in witness protection in Saskatchewan.

Cookie throws Jimmy out after his insensitivity crosses a line. Gina reacts with anger when her siblings won't play with her.

After a near-death experience, Jimmy becomes a vigilante to make up for his past bad deeds.

Jimmy and Cheech take Gina to nearby Moose Jaw to search for Al Capone's hidden vault. Theresa is rejected by a blind classmate who can't see how hot she is.

Petey discovers God when Jimmy sets him up with a hooker.

Jimmy helps Cookie open a fortune-telling business, then has to make all her "predictions" come true.

Jimmy opens Regina's first strip joint, but is shocked when his daughter starts working there as a stripper.

Cookie starts to think Jimmy is cheating on her when he's actually pursuing a career as a masked ice-sculptor called "Jinksy".

After Cheech insults a Native American, Jimmy and Cheech go to a cultural sensitivity seminar. Cookie forces Gina to join Field Girls to show up a snobby neighbor.

Jimmy gets a credit card and takes his family on a spending spree.

Theresa falls in love with a young Mennonite man and visits his community ... where she almost destroys their traditional way of life.

Jimmy's job at the tourism bureau is in jeopardy because he doesn't have a high school diploma, so Jimmy enrolls in night school and starts acting like a teenager.

Jimmy goes through a crisis when he meets his long-lost father - who abandoned Jimmy years earlier to become a woman.

A documentary about Jimmy called "Diary of a Dirty Snitch" airs on TV. The Falcones are portrayed as self-serving scumbags.

Cookie gets a job at a Scottish restaurant leaving Jimmy to take care of the family.

Jimmy has an identity crisis when McCool forces him to give up his guns.

A hotshot FBI agent promises to relocate Jimmy and the family back to America ... but he's really plotting to kill Jimmy and Cheech for the mob.

When Petey becomes a Junior Police trainee, Jimmy mentors a street kid in the ways of crime.

Jimmy discovers a consultant on a film shooting in Regina is passing himself off as Cheech Falcone.

Jimmy winds up being stalked by his Russian dance partner after he and Cookie face-off in a ballroom dancing contest.

When Theresa creates a successful fashion accessory, her newfound wealth and independence threatens Cookie's authority.

Jimmy can't stand it when the annoying Hosers next door are given protected status by the Canadian Government.

When Cookie gets baby fever and wants another kid, Jimmy refuses to sleep with her. Problem is, he “feels the need” but can’t find a place to “empty the tanks”. Theresa, Gina, and Petey house-sit for one of McCool’s colleagues.

Jimmy and Petey go on a hunting trip and come home with a Sasquatch (Dave Foley). Jimmy learns how hard McCool's job is when he has to babysit the Bigfoot. Meanwhile, Cheech winds up as a seeing eye dog for a blind woman he's attracted to.