Gerry Cohen — Director
Episodes 155
Peggy Loves Al, Yeah Yeah, Yeah
On Valentines day, Bud awaits his first valentine, Kelly has a load of valentines to choose from, Steve plans on taking Marcy to Hawaii, and Peg wants Al to say "I love you" to her.
Read MoreHe Thought He Could
In the third season opener, Al learns that he has had a copy of "The Little Engine That Could" since 1957 and when he goes to return it, he finds the same fat librarian that was there in 1957.
Read MoreI'm Going to Sweatland
Peg thinks she might have seen Elvis at the mall and Marcy notices a pit stain shaped like him on Al's shirt. Elvis fans come flocking around just to see it.
Read MoreThe Camping Show
A nice weekend away for the Rhoades' and the Bundys turns into misery when Peg, Kelly and Marcy all have their period at the same time, torturing the men.
Read MoreA Dump of My Own
Al plans on building his dream - an executive's type of bathroom in the garage.
Read MoreHer Cups Runneth Over
Al and Steve head off to a fancy boutique to get Peggy a new bra for her birthday.
Read MoreEatin' Out
The Bundys inherit some money from a relative and decides to go to a fancy restaurant, but Al accidentally forgets his wallet. It is up to Bud and Kelly to go back and get the wallet, but they decide to ditch their parents at the restaurant, unable to pay the bill.
Read MoreMy Mom, the Mom
Peg goes to Kelly's school for mother-daughter day and talks about the joy of being a housewife, meanwhile Bud has to learn the value of a dollar after breaking the Rhoades' window.
Read MoreCan't Dance, Don't Ask Me
Kelly has to tap dance at a dance recital because of a prank she pulled.
Read MoreA Three Job, No Income Family
Al gets a second job in an attempt to make more money than Peg after she starts earning money selling 'Patty Girl' cosmetics.
Read MoreThe Harder They Fall
Steve gives a driver "the finger" and fears that the man will beat him up.
Read MoreThe House That Peg Lost
Steve and Marcy ask Peggy to look over their house, but when a moving company asks for "Steves Roadhouse", Peggy allows the company to tow away the Rhoades' home, and they have to spend a night at the Bundys - where Kelly is having a slumber party.
Read MoreMarried ... with Prom Queen (1)
Al and Peggy go to their high school reunion. Peggy wants to be prom queen and she spent a lot of money calling old friends and buying new clothes to gain votes. But when she thinks she has the majority of the votes, her rival Connie Bender appears and surprises Peg with the fact that Connie is now in the lead to be prom queen.
Read MoreMarried ... with Prom Queen: the Sequel (2)
Peggy tries desperately to get more votes but it seems that most of the people are going to vote for Connie. Bud and Kelly ask Marcy and Steve about the sixties and after some history, Bud and Kelly dress up as hippies and visit the prom. Al runs into his old rival Jack, who appears to be Connie's husband, and Al and Jack decides to fight outside. Meanwhile, Peg rigs the election ... will she win?
Read MoreThe Dateless Amigo
Bud tries to find a girl who will date him when both of his friends have dates.
Read MoreThe Computer Show
Steve and Marcy convince Peggy to buy a computer for the family, but nobody uses it.
Read MoreLife's a Beach
When the family visit the beach, Al meets an ex-girlfriend and Bud and Kelly both look for dates.
Read MoreHere's Lookin' at You, Kid
When all the women in the neighborhood gets peeped on except Peggy, she gets really jealous and eventually puts out a ladder, milk, and cookies for the him. Meanwhile Al convinces Bud to stop fooling Kelly and actually help her with her studies.
Read MoreDead Men Don't Do Aerobics
Peggy wins a free health week with the healthiest man in Chicago, but ends up converting him to her lifestyle, and he drops dead.
Read MoreBuck Saves the Day
Kelly and Bud try to raise money to got to a concert. Kelly's scheme involves playing poker against Peggy's friends and Bud makes Al take a bunch of kids camping.
Read MoreTooth or Consequences
Al goes to Marcy's dentist and finds that he has a relationship with his assistant.
Read MoreHe Ain't Much, But He's Mine
Peggy talks to a woman at a beauty parlor, and becomes convinced that Al is cheating on her, with that woman.
Read MoreFair Exchange
The Bundys lets a foreign exchange student live in their home for the weekly $500 that the government will pay them, but the french girl ends up ruining Kelly's social life.
Read MoreDesperately Seeking Miss October
A Playboy model visits the shoe store and Al wants to find out which issue she is in, but Peggy sold his Playboy collection and Al has to convince her to get the magazines back.
Read MoreOh, What a Feeling
Al decides to get a new car, but finds out that Peggy spent all his saved up money, and he has to buy an old, used car.
Read MoreAt the Zoo
Steve spends time at the zoo with the Bundys instead of looking for a job, which upsets Marcy.
Read MoreIt's a Bundyful Life (1)
Al has finally saved up enough money to buy Christmas gifts for everyone, but a few late customers to the shoe store makes Al unable to get to the bank.
Read MoreIt's a Bundyful Life (2)
Al gets a visit from a guardian angel and discovers what the Bundy household would look like if he was never born.
Read MoreWho'll Stop the Rain
Al's pride and "do-it-yourself" beliefs annoys the rest of the family when Al decides to fix the leaking roof himself.
Read MoreA Taxing Problem
After Peggy lied on the Bundy taxes, Al has to find a quick way to raise money for the audit, and when a couple offers good money for Peggy's hair, Al must find a way to convince her.
Read MoreYou Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em (1)
Peggy takes Marcy on a trip to Las Vegas to get over her divorce from Steve.
Read MoreYou Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em (2)
Al, Bud and Kelly arrive in Las Vegas to find Peg and Marcy completely broke, and they must find a way to raise some money to get back home.
Read MoreWhat Goes Around Came Around
Bud tries to get revenge on a girl who humiliated him years ago.
Read MorePeggy Made a Little Lamb
Peggy must repeat Home Ec class to get her high school diploma.
Read MoreThe Agony of De-Feet
Al has to judge a beauty contest at the shoe store and has nightmares about feet. Meanwhile, Kelly tricks Bud and Marcy into thinking they slept with each other.
Read MoreWe'll Follow the Sun
The Bundys get stuck in traffic on Labor Day.
Read MoreAl... with Kelly
Al and Kelly pretend to be sick so they can avoid going with Peggy and Bud to W* County, but Kelly ends up really getting sick and Al has to care for her for the entire week which interrupts Al's fantasies of being with two beautiful women.
Read MoreSue Casa, His Casa
After Al decides he doesn't need insurance, Bud gets in an accident and they counter sue the other driver with Marcy as a witness.
Read MoreThe Unnatural
Al's softball team wants to bench him before the big championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes to omit him. Peggy is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' votes.
Read MoreThe Dance Show
Al doesn't mind Peggy going out with Marcy every night to a ballroom dance hall and dance the night away with a handsome man named Andy, until another man, named Pete, tells Al that Peggy is stealing someone's husband - his.
Read MoreKelly Bounces Back
Kelly auditions for a job as a spokesperson for the new Allante car.
Read MoreMarried ... with Aliens
Al gets a visit from small green aliens who steal his socks.
Read MoreWabbit Season
A rabbit destroys Al's fantasy of having a vegetable garden.
Read MoreDo Ya Think I'm Sexy
Al become the neighborhood stud when some women see him move a couch.
Read MoreOne Down, Two to Go
Kelly moves out after Al beats up yet another of her boyfriends. This upsets Peggy, who becomes an overprotective mom, to Bud's dislike.
Read MoreAnd Baby Makes Money
Al and Peggy try to have another baby after a dead relative promised $500,000 to the couple who provide an heir named after him.
Read MoreMarried ... with Who
Marcy wakes up after a drunken night and finds herself married to Jefferson.
Read MoreThe Godfather
Al becomes the neighborhood godfather when Kelly starts dating a 41-year-old man with the right connections.
Read MoreLook Who's Barking
Buck brings a female dog into the house, and feels neglected when the family only care about the new dog.
Read MoreA Man's Castle
Al is horrified when Peggy completely redecorates his bathroom, turning it pink.
Read MoreAll Night Security Dude
Al gets a job as a security guard at Polk High, but gets fired after the championship trophy is stolen by Al's old nemesis.
Read MoreOldies but Young 'Uns
Al goes crazy trying to remember the name of a song he heard on the radio.
Read MoreWeenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers
Al has to choose whether to spend his money on Bud's visit to the White House or letting Kelly enter a Miss Weenie Tot contest.
Read MoreTop of the Heap
In a spinoff attempt of Married ... with Children, we follow the lives of Charlie and Vinnie Verducci. Charlie wants Vinnie to marry rich to get a better life and they go to a formal fund raiser to meet rich women.
Read MoreRoute 666 (1)
The Bundy car breaks down in New Mexico and they have to call Marcy and Jefferson for help.
Read MoreRoute 666 (2)
The Bundys and the D'Arcys face the effects of greed as they discover a gold mine in the desert.
Read MoreBuck the Stud
A man offers the Bundys $10,000 if they allow Buck to breed with his dog.
Read MoreShe's Having My Baby (1)
Marcy and Peggy discover they are both pregnant, to Jefferson's joy and Al's horror.
Read MoreShe's Having My Baby (2)
Al runs off to a bus station to escape Peggy's constant demands, and Jefferson does the same by running away from Marcy.
Read MoreIf Al Had a Hammer
Al builds a private room for himself, using the Bundy hammer. Meanwhile, Bud starts going by "Grandmaster B," but nobody can remember his nickname right.
Read MoreCheese, Cues and Blood
In order to earn money for a competition, Kelly hustle men for money by playing pool.
Read MoreLooking for a Desk in All the Wrong Places
Peggy and Marcy go out on a journey to buy back all of Marcy's childhood furniture, which Jefferson sold.
Read MoreBuck Has a Belly Ache
Peggy gets jealous of Buck when the family pay him all the attention, and she flees home to W* County.
Read MoreGod's Shoes
After having a vision of God, Al starts building the perfect shoes.
Read MoreKelly Does Hollywood (1)
Kelly gets her own talk show and the other networks become interested in it.
Read MoreKelly Does Hollywood (2)
Kelly goes to Hollywood, but her show gets slaughtered by the censors.
Read MoreAl Bundy, Shoe Dick
Al gets a job as a private detective and is framed for murder.
Read MoreSo This is How Sinatra Felt
Peggy thinks Al is having an affair, so she sends the kids to spy on him.
Read MoreI Who Have Nothing
Al discovers that he truly has no possessions of his own, and decides to get back one of the things that truly meant a lot to him - his championship game ball.
Read MoreThe Mystery of Skull Island
Bud dates an extreme sporter and the D'Arcys play a relationship board game with Peggy and Al.
Read MoreJust Shoe It
Al gets to star in an athletic shoe commericial.
Read MoreRites of Passage
In traditional male Bundy bonding, Al takes Bud to the nudie bar on his 18th birthday.
Read MoreThe Egg and I
Steve Rhoades returns to reclaim his wife, but is shocked to find out that Marcy remarried. The Bundys argue whether friendship is more important than money when they find out that Steve is on the run from the police for stealing a rare egg from a national park.
Read MoreMy Dinner with Anthrax
Bud wins a ""Dinner with Anthrax"" contest and sends away Al and Peg on a timeshare vacation to Florida while Anthrax visit the house.
Read MoreTeacher Pets
Bud juggles two women at once, one being Miss McGowen, his English teacher. Meanwhile, the family ignores Peggy when she is sick and Al gets free pizza by attending children's birthday parties at Chuck E. Cheese.
Read MoreThe Goodbye Girl
Kelly gets a job at an amusement park. Meanwhile, Al takes a personal vacation - in the Bundy living room.
Read MoreThe Gas Station Show
Al must work at a gas station after Peggy and the kids buy too much junk food, which Al cannot pay for, so he has to work off his debt.
Read MoreEngland Show (1)
The Bundys win a free trip to England, but the villagers of Lower Uncton, England, want to get rid of all male Bundys in the world to break a curse cast upon their village.
Read MoreEngland Show (2)
The Bundys spend a day shopping in England before finally going to Lower Uncton, not knowing what awaits them.
Read MoreEngland Show (3)
Al has to joust for his and his family's life in a medieval tournament in Lower Uncton.
Read MoreMagnificent Seven
Al is shocked about having another kid when Peggy's relatives leave their five-year-old son Seven in the Bundy home.
Read MoreT-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp
Kelly has to walk through the wilderness after dumping her boyfriend in the forest. Al and Peg try to talk their marriage alive, but without success. Bud dates a girl with the measles.
Read MoreEvery Bundy Has a Birthday
Peggy discovers that Seven does not know when his birthday is, and the family decides to celebrate him... on Al's birthday.
Read MoreAl on the Rocks
Al has to take a job as a topless bartender to pay for Seven's doctor bill, but Peggy fears that Bud and Kelly might make Seven sick, and kicks them out of the house.
Read MoreWhat I Did for Love
Peggy tries to make Al more interested in having sex with her by purchasing new dresses, unsucessfully.
Read MoreFrat Chance
Bud starts his own fraternity to get women.
Read MoreThe Chicago Wine Party
The Bundys vote against a two cent beer tax.
Read MoreRock of Ages
Al and the family try to sneak into the first class lounge by dressing up like rock stars.
Read MoreDeath of a Shoe Salesman
Al buys a cemetery plot so that he will be buried next to a western movie star and a mule. But Peggy feels excluded.
Read MoreThe Old College Try
Bud gets a huge money grant to go to college, but Al and Peggy spend it all on items for themselves.
Read MoreWedding Show
Al becomes frustrated when Peggy can't decide what to wear to a family wedding. Meanwhile, Bud gets to know the bride and Kelly spends time with the bridesmaids.
Read MoreHeels on Wheels
Kelly buys a motorcycle, which upsets the rest of the family who find it unsafe.
Read MoreMr. Empty Pants
Peggy creates a cartoon character named Mr. Empty Pants, who bears a strange resemblance to Al.
Read MorePeggy and the Pirates
Peggy tells Seven a fantasy store about pirates and beautiful princesses.
Read MoreGo for the Old
Al competes in an athletic championship for seniors.
Read MoreMovie Show
The Bundys go to the movie theater for Kelly's birthday and they see her boyfriend with another woman.
Read More'Til Death Do Us Part
Al's lack of performance in the bedroom makes him the laugh of the town, so Al sets his mind on getting back in shape.
Read MoreTis Time to Smell the Roses
Al plans on retiring early, but Peggy spends too much money shopping and he must get a job at Homeplate Athletic Shoes.
Read MoreOld Insurance Dodge
Al tries to scam the insurance company when the Dodge is stolen.
Read MoreThe Wedding Repercussions
Bud's cousin shows up angry after finding out that someone slept with his wife before their wedding... not knowing that that person is Bud.
Read MoreThe Proposition
Al's old girlfriend wants to buy Al from Peggy for $500,000.
Read MoreHow Green was My Apple
A dispute over whether an apple tree belongs to the D'Arcys or the Bundys leads to a feud between the two families.
Read MoreValentine's Day Massacre
Bud tries to find an old valentine, whose letter Kelly forgot to give him years ago. Meanwhile, Al shops for Valentine's Day gifts to give to Peggy.
Read MoreField of Screams
Al's high school football field will be destroyed for an auto shop, so he protests. Meanwhile, Kelly tests a new bug spray on Bud and Buck, which has unwanted effects.
Read MoreThe D'Arcy Files
Al is offered $50,000 dollars to reveal the identity of Jefferson, who is revealed to be a spy.
Read MoreNooner or Nothing
Peggy must convince Al to come home for a “nooner” in order to win a big radio contest. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly wait in a very long line to buy concert tickets.
Read MoreThe Legend of Ironhead Haynes
Al loses his precious parking space after insulting a fat woman, which leads to ""No Ma'am"" seeking out to find a guru, Ironhead Haynes, and seek his advice.
Read MoreShoeway to Heaven
After finding a box of old shoes, Al and Jefferson turn the shoe store into a 70's themed retro shoe store.
Read MoreDriving Mr. Boondy
Al must renew his drivers license... and Bud is his driving instructor.
Read MoreKelly Breaks Out
Kelly's zit ruins her beer commercial.
Read MoreNaughty but Niece
Bud needs some quite time to study for an exam, but ends up spending the night with Marcy's niece Amber.
Read MoreBusiness Sucks (1)
NO MA'AM counter-protests against Marcy and company when Al banishes a customer for nursing her baby. Meanwhile, train accidents delay Peggy's trip home.
Read MoreBusiness Still Sucks (2)
Al turns the store into a man's shoe store in an attempt to get rid of the women.
Read MoreNo Pot to Pease In
Kelly reveals a bit too much about her family when she auditions for a part in a sitcom, and the producers base the new sitcom on the Bundy household.
Read MoreI Want My Psycho Dad (1)
Al's organization, NO MA'AM, leads a strike when Al's favorite show, Psycho Dad, is cancelled.
Read MoreI Want My Psycho Dad (2)
Thanks to Jefferson, Al gets to talk to the U.S. Senate about Psycho Dad's cancellation.
Read MoreGet the Dodge Outta Hell
On their way to W* County, the Bundys stop at the car wash, where their Dodge disappears.
Read MoreShip Happens (1)
The Bundys and D'Arcys go on a Caribbean cruise.
Read MoreShip Happens (2)
The Bundys' and D'Arcy's Caribbean cruise is ruined when the ship sinks.
Read MoreAnd Bingo was Her Game-O
Peggy wins $10,000 playing Bingo. Meanwhile, NO MA'AM chooses their official beer.
Read MorePump Fiction
Al and Kelly make a short film about shoes, and they end up getting $10,000 dollars to produce another one.
Read MoreRadio Free Trumaine
In an attempt for a spinoff, we follow the lives of DJs Oliver Cole and Mark Campbell at a local radio station at Bud's college. Oliver and Mark risk being expelled for revealing the truth about dean Steve Rhoades' past.
Read MoreGuess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
Al is excited when Bud decides to move out, but a bit disappointed when Bud moves back in to the basement, and even more horrified when Peg's mother comes to live with them after splitting up with Peg's father.
Read MoreA Shoe Room with a View
When Al suggests an aerobics studio for the open lot next door, he puts peep holes in the wall, but all of the students are fat.
Read MoreRequiem for a Dead Briard
Buck dies and is reassigned to the Bundys in the form of a puppy, Lucky.
Read MoreReverend Al
Al becomes a priest when NO MA'AM forms its own church to avoid a beer tax.
Read MoreFlight of the Bumblebee
To join NO MA'AM, Bud must get his picture taken with wrestler King Kong Bundy.
Read MoreBlonde and Blonder
At their high school reunion, Kelly and her best friends compete for the rich nerd whom Kelly teased in high school. Meanwhile, Marcy's bank holds a ""Guns for Toys"" drive.
Read MoreDud Bowl II
Marcy tries to do her best to stop it when her bank wants to dedicate a scoreboard at Polk High... to Al.
Read MoreBearly Men
Al and Bud go hunting with Peggy's dad so that he well get back together with her mother.
Read MoreThe Hood, The Bud and the Kelly (1)
Bud borrows money from the mob for Kelly's exercise video, but when she has a disagreement with the male lead in the video the mob says they will kill Bud if the video isn't finished. Meanwhile, Al and Jefferson try to install a satellite dish.
Read MoreThe Hood, The Bud and the Kelly (2)
Bud has until 5:00 PM to finish the video, but Kelly keeps having fights with the other person in the video. Meanwhile, Peggy and Marcy think Al and Jefferson can't figure out the satellite dish, but they are really hiding from their wives on the roof.
Read MoreSpring Break (1)
During Spring Break, Kelly and friends seduce Bud and friends' airline tickets and hotel reservations at Fort Lauderdale. Al, Jefferson, and Griff go to Fort Lauderdale to judge a bikini contest. When Marcy sees Jefferson and Al on a Spring Break TV special, she heads out to Fort Lauderdale with Bud and friends.
Read MoreSpring Break (2)
When Al finds that the bikini competition Jefferson is judging has a $10,000 prize, he has Kelly enter and Griff and him become judges to pick Kelly. When, Marcy, Bud, and friends finally arrive at Fort Lauderdale, she tries to ruin Al's scheme.
Read MoreTorch Song Duet
Al helps Griff win a trip to Atlanta for the Olympic games by helping him answer questions on a radio sports quiz.
Read MoreThe Joke's on Al
An old friend of Peggy's comes to seduce Al and he plays along since he thinks it is one of Jefferson's practical jokes.
Read MoreRequiem for a Chevyweight (1)
Al's Dodge starts sputtering so he sends the rest of the family to find a fuel pump for it while he recalls the good old days in his Dodge.
Read MoreThe Juggs Have Left the Building
Peggy and Kelly both enter a singing contest when they are on vacation in Missouri.
Read MoreBreaking up is Easy to Do (2)
Al moves into a room in the airport. Meanwhile, Peggy finds a new boyfriend.
Read MoreBreaking up is Easy to Do (3)
Kelly and Bud finds that Peggy's new boyfriend will force them to work if he marries Peggy.
Read MoreA Babe in Toyland
Kelly guest appears on a kiddie show, but ends up taking over the entire show. Al and Peggy get twin beds.
Read MoreBirthday Boy Toy
Marcy gets Jefferson a membership to the health club and he becomes a spectacle there. Meanwhile, Bud directs when Al and Kelly star in a commercial for the shoe store.
Read MoreLez Be Friends
Marcy becomes jealous when her lesbian cousin, Mandy, comes to visit.
Read MoreThe Desperate Half-Hour
Bud's pen-pal from prison and her boyfriend pay a visit to the Bundy household and takes the family hostage, but Kelly ends up falling in love with the boyfriend.
Read MoreHow to Marry a Moron
With hours before Kelly's wedding, Al learns that Kelly's new beau is lusting for other women and since Kelly is his daughter, he takes offense to that.
Read MoreI'll See You in Court
Al and Peg learn they have been video taped getting intimate at a sleazy motel. The same thing has also happened to Steve and Marcy. They decide to take the matter to court.
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