Carrie decides to return to college, with very little time to get things done.

With no end to the IPS workers strike in sight, Doug tries substitute teaching at his sister Stephanie's school.

A battle of who got the cheaper gift begins; Lou Ferrigno moves next door.

Doug sets up his sister with Carrie's boss so that he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition TV.

Doug becomes jealous when Carrie makes the mistake of telling him she finds Deacon attractive; The gang go paintballing to celebrate Deacon's birthday, which turns into a war of jealousy.

Doug, Carrie and Arthur head out to the airport to visit with Doug's parents while they have a short layover at Kennedy Airport on their way to Montreal. While there, his parents ask him to sign their living will, making him the one responsible for pulling the plug. When his sister Stephanie gets wind of this, she is offended that she wasn't the one asked to be responsible.