One billion gods working inside three trillion universes couldn’t possibly create a reality this stupid.

The history of America is a narrative concerning the triumph of white supremacy.

Children are born corrupt, but gradually over time they begin to pass away and then rot.

For once, the tail manages to catch its snake and gobbles it down with a side of bibleberries.

The only true fact left in the whole world turns out to be a police sting to catch sexual predators and lock them up behind pearly gates.

While it is busy having fun, victory is eaten by time flies.

The Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening, etc.