Patton Oswalt as Hurlan
Episodes 28
And So It Begends
When Boss Hoss Heartshe dies, who will inherit the town? The answer is a secret you can never know! (Answer: his secret son.)
Read MoreNo, Jojo, No!
Hambrosia and Hurshe use the greatest weapons of all time to get control of the holler: hand chops, doll-napping and murder.
Read MoreHoly Meemaw
Boss Hoss Heartshe decides its high time Hurlan, his head man-boy in charge cracks the nut of the town curse.
Read MoreFear is Dog Spelled Bassackwards
Sometimes low-class people require high-tech solutions. And the Bible.
Read MoreDeath Begins at Conception
When Hurlan discovers that his calling is to be a doctor, his sister, Hurshe, takes advantage of his crotch generosity.
Read MoreDare to Holler
When a non-meddling non-reporter doesn't stick his nose where it doesn't belong, the holler goes on HIGH ALERT!
Read MoreBegend the Endginning
Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!
Read MoreProper Dental Care is MURDER
Hambrosia teaches Doc that death is a gift, but Doc exchanges it for a thinly veiled metaphor concerning the complexities of the abortion debate.
Read MoreThe Blue Lonegoon
Sometimes you just gotta get away from it all, in order to destroy the entirety of civilization.
Read MoreThe Telltale Butthole
The mind is a terrible thing. Viva Cerebroheims!
Read MoreMu-Mu-Mu-Meat
When a henchbaby's guilt comes back to haunt the Holler, Hurlan must become a man - all over his gun.
Read MorePequiem for a Recker
Death plays doorbell ditch in Doc's crotch. Hurshe answers the ding dong.
Read MoreEmotional Can of Mommyworms
After many lonely years, Hurlan finally gets to feel the cold touch of a mommy.
Read MoreThe DeArranged Marriage
Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.
Read MoreCome Unity
A mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.
Read MoreHambrain Jan
The only thing more brainless than a dumb guy is a dumb guy with a brain.
Read MorePreverse Psychologism
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Read MoreThe Endginning
Good things only come to those who crawl desperately into living cadavers.
Read MoreKlansgender Rights
Children are born corrupt, but gradually over time they begin to pass away and then rot.
Read MoreGroaning Amore
When little ol’ love finally learns to talk, it chooses instead to yowl until its throat fills with brown.
Read MoreSlaughter Me to Heaven
The only true fact left in the whole world turns out to be a police sting to catch sexual predators and lock them up behind pearly gates.
Read MoreCongroined Hearts
While it is busy having fun, victory is eaten by time flies.
Read MoreThe Comening
The Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening, etc.
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