The Heart, She Holler (2011)
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Patton Oswalt 饰演 Hurlan
集 28
And So It Begends
When Boss Hoss Heartshe dies, who will inherit the town? The answer is a secret you can never know! (Answer: his secret son.)
展开No, Jojo, No!
Hambrosia and Hurshe use the greatest weapons of all time to get control of the holler: hand chops, doll-napping and murder.
展开Holy Meemaw
Boss Hoss Heartshe decides its high time Hurlan, his head man-boy in charge cracks the nut of the town curse.
展开Fear is Dog Spelled Bassackwards
Sometimes low-class people require high-tech solutions. And the Bible.
展开Death Begins at Conception
When Hurlan discovers that his calling is to be a doctor, his sister, Hurshe, takes advantage of his crotch generosity.
展开Dare to Holler
When a non-meddling non-reporter doesn't stick his nose where it doesn't belong, the holler goes on HIGH ALERT!
展开Begend the Endginning
Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!
展开Proper Dental Care is MURDER
Hambrosia teaches Doc that death is a gift, but Doc exchanges it for a thinly veiled metaphor concerning the complexities of the abortion debate.
展开The Blue Lonegoon
Sometimes you just gotta get away from it all, in order to destroy the entirety of civilization.
展开The Telltale Butthole
The mind is a terrible thing. Viva Cerebroheims!
展开Mu-Mu-Mu-Meat
When a henchbaby's guilt comes back to haunt the Holler, Hurlan must become a man - all over his gun.
展开Pequiem for a Recker
Death plays doorbell ditch in Doc's crotch. Hurshe answers the ding dong.
展开Emotional Can of Mommyworms
After many lonely years, Hurlan finally gets to feel the cold touch of a mommy.
展开The DeArranged Marriage
Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.
展开Come Unity
A mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.
展开Hambrain Jan
The only thing more brainless than a dumb guy is a dumb guy with a brain.
展开Preverse Psychologism
yrotanalpxe-fles (Hold mirror up to this text, then to your own face. You have just confronted collective despair.)
展开The Endginning
Good things only come to those who crawl desperately into living cadavers.
展开Klansgender Rights
Children are born corrupt, but gradually over time they begin to pass away and then rot.
展开Groaning Amore
When little ol’ love finally learns to talk, it chooses instead to yowl until its throat fills with brown.
展开Slaughter Me to Heaven
The only true fact left in the whole world turns out to be a police sting to catch sexual predators and lock them up behind pearly gates.
展开Congroined Hearts
While it is busy having fun, victory is eaten by time flies.
展开The Comening
The Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening, etc.
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