High-school geeks Gary and Wyatt create their dream girl via Wyatt's home computer.

Gary wishes for a remote control so he can "skip the boring parts" of life, but instead he wreaks havoc with it for himself and Wyatt.

Angered by Gary's command that she teach him about "The Feminine Mystique," Lisa turns the boys into teenage girls.

Gary and Wyatt ask Lisa to get them on the basketball team.

Lisa gives Wyatt and Gary magic watches to help them overcome their fears about death and sexuality.

Gary's trick to make Lisa fall in love with him backfires when she falls for Wyatt.

Lisa tries to teach Gary honesty and responsibility when she takes over a sex-education class.

Gary and Wyatt scramble to cure Lisa of a computer virus that makes her think she's in love with Chett.

Wyatt and Gary become the prey of a video-game monster that Lisa brings to life.

After Chett's girlfriend Rose breaks up with him after their date, he decides to take his anger out on Wyatt, which isn't unusual. To get Chett to leave him alone, Wyatt asks Lisa to create the perfect girlfriend for Chett. Using a fishing pole and a photo of Chett, they go ""fishing"" for Chett's perfect mate. They reel in Ali, a hot girl that finds Chett irresistible. However, it turns out that Ali is really an ugly alien from outer space. She does still want to get it on with Chett. Unfortunately for him, she wants to eat him for a snack afterwards.

Wyatt visits his Grandma in a nursing home and is saddened that she isn't the same old Nana that she used to be. He asks Lisa to give Nana the spirit of a young person, which Lisa does. Nana becomes more spirited, but the new energy is coming from other people- she's sucking the youth out of everyone that she meets. Gary and Wyatt turn into old teens and have to find Nana and return her to the nursing home before they die of old age.

Gary decides to borrow Wayne Donnelly's lucky suit for his dad to wear. Just in case the suit isn't really lucky, Gary asks Lisa to zap the suit and make sure that it's really lucky. As soon as Al Wallace wears the suit, he finds a lot of luck at work. However, this new streak of good luck for Al is causing Wayne to have a huge streak of bad luck. Meanwhile, Chett finds a girl that likes him- a clinically depressed girl.

In a box of Chett's old junk, Wyatt finds his old favorite toy, the Cyborg Sam action figure. Apparently, Chett had stolen it many years before. Lisa tries to help Wyatt have fun with his toys again, so she brings Cyborg Sam to life. Wyatt finds that having a man dressed up in a space suit follow him all day doesn't help out his lack of popularity.