Matt Lipsey — Director

Episodes 9


Episode 1

October 19, 2004

• Vicky Pollard stealing Pic'n'Mix sweets.

• Emily and Florence cycle and stop off at a tea shop.

• Bubbles is followed around the health spa by the manager, who wants to know when she is going to pay her bill.

• Andy watches "The Price is Right" Lou hears "Andy Pipkin, come on down!".

• Judy and Maggie start to judge the homemade jams on hearing that it was made by a lady who ran off with a school mistress throws it back up.

• Daffyd comes out to his parents.

• Marjorie Dawes gets a Visit from Vanessa Feltz.

• Mr Mann enters Roy's dating agency, and requests a woman with the name of Linda Williams

• Lou and Andy take a stroll in the park, where a group of teenagers taunt them.

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Episode 2

October 26, 2004

• Emily and Florance try to buy wedding dresses.

• Sebastian pulls faces at the US President's aide.

• Bubbles spends a little too long on the UV bed.

• Lou takes Andy to meet his new Polish girlfriend Annia.

• Linda is helps Joanna Harding get an extension on her essay.

• Ann is working at a TenPin Bowling arena.

• Marjorie is disgusted that Paul and Pat have started going out together.

• Daffyd opens a Gay and Lesbian stall at the village fete.

• Linda helps Kenneth Lou get the rest of the week off.

• Harvey and Jane's parents meet for the first time at a public restaurant.

• At the bank a boy wants to open a Junior account.

• Vicky Pollard's in the park, hitting on Bethany's boyfriend

• Dennis Waterman is given a role as Captain Birdseye.

• Linda once again insults a student - this time it's a dwarf.

• Mr Mann goes into Roys video shop.

• Maggie samples a volevont made from a recipe by Ainsley Harriot.

• Finally Lou takes Andy to the countryside.

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Episode 3

November 2, 2004

• Vicky's determined to get herself thrown off a bus.

• Lou takes Andy to an ice skating rink.

• Viv tries to give an accurate description of some robbers.

• Where are they now? Mr T. is spotted in a gymnasium.

• Emily can't resist the temptation to join in on a children's game of football.

• Meera has won the lottery and Marjorie is being surprisingly nice to her...

• A visit from the PM's former aide sends Sebastian into a jealous frenzy.

• Kenny Craig hypnotises his Mum into letting him watch ThunderCats.

• Dr. Lawrance is showing Dr. Beagly how Anne likes to feed the ducks.

• Mr. Mann pops into Roy's card shop.

• PCs Bryce and Rawlingson have some sad news to depart.

• Dennis Waterman gets a guest appearance in Never Mind the Buzzcocks.

• PCs Bryce and Rawlingson still have some sad news to depart.

• Daffyd is shocked to discover his brother is gay.

• Someone's blocked Lou's van in at a supermarket car park and Andy is not going to miss My Hero for anything...

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Episode 4

November 9, 2004

• Vicky pretends she witnessed a Jewellery robbery.

• Judy and Maggie sample mince pies made by two homosexual members of the choir.

• A newsagent puts a customer off buying a magazine.

• At a restaurant in Throttle the posh gentleman orders posh menu items... and a Double Decker.

• Emily and Florance go to the ballet.

• Lou dresses Andy up as baby Jesus.

• Dr. Lawrance has managed to get Ann a part in a play.

• Marjorie takes her group to a restaurant for a Christmas meal.

• Daffyd protests against the local library stating there aren't any 'gay' books.

• Back at the Throttle restaurant another order posh menu items...a Lion bar and a Pepperami.

• The Prime Minister's wants Sebastian to announce that his wife is pregnant.

• At the bank a man and a women want a Mortgage.

• Jane, Harvey and his family are discussing the wedding arrangements.

• Kenny Craig damages another car in a car park.

• Moanwheel back in a Throttle Restaurant the waiter is asked for a bag of Monster Munch and Um Bongo to drink.

• Mr. Mann pops into Roy's book shop.

• Bubbles DeVere has a shoking way of paying for her spa treatment.

• Andy manages to fall out of his wheelchair and into a tree.

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Episode 5

November 16, 2004

• Lou takes Andy Ten Pin Bowling.

• Vicky tries to get into a Blazin' Squad concert.

• Emily and Florance have a go at playing Tennis.

• A lady confesses, to a psychiatrist, she's seeing someone behind her husband's back.

• Fat Fighters have brought out a range of low calorie treats.

• A lady mistakes builders working on her house for dogs.

• Viv Tudor has been requested to attend an identity parade.

• The Prime Minister goes on Newsnight.

• The gossip spreads quickly when a man confesses (in confidence) he's started going to prostitutes...

• Kenny Craig has spent the night with his girlfriend.

• The posh gentleman orders more obscure items from the menu... and a buttered Yorkie.

• Doug has some rather bizarre advice for his drug rehab class.

• Dr Lawrence shows Dr. Beagrie what a good artist Anne is.

• Andrew Lloyd Webber wants Dennis to play the lead role in a play he's written.

• Carol is invited to a leaving party for one of her colleagues.

• Daffyd is asked to be referee adoption papers for Rhiannon and Myfanwy.

• Andy's decided he wants Lou to take him to France.

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Episode 6

November 23, 2004

• Lou takes Andy on a blind date.

• Vicky goes out with Jermaine and turns Jamaican.

• Rachel shows Nicola a rather unusual Polaroid.

• Harlem send Reverend Jesse King to take an Anglican church service. Hallelujah, Praise the lord!

• Marjorie's determined to ruin Paul and Pat's engagement party.

• Kenny Craig hypnotises his audience into believing they're being entertained.

• Daffyd finally realises there's no one in Llandawi Breffi who isn't gay.

• Back at the Hypnotist show Kenny's finished his book.

• Rachel shows Nicola another strange Polaroid.

• As Harvey and Jane get married, the part with the vows takes an unusual turn.

• Dennis Waterman gets a part in Star Wars.

• Bubbles hits on the owner of the Health Spa.

• Mr Mann walks into a Roy's record shop.

• Rachel has another unusual Polaroid to show Nicola.

• Judy and Maggie sample some Gingerbread men made by an Asian girl.

• At No.10 The PM is celebrating another election victory.

• Lou takes Andy to the popular coastal town of Sphincter-on-sea.

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March 11, 2005

Comic Relief Special

• The Chief Admiral invites the Prime Minister to see one of the Navy's ships to judge the condition of the defence forces, but Sebastian insinuates he has alteria motives.

• "Munwheel in Throttle, a lunch order is being taken". A posh gentlemen orders Hubba Bubba (bubblegum).

• Whilst sitting on the toilet, Andy issues Lou with his toughest challange yet. He wants Lou to invite George Michael(s) to his birthday dinner. Lou, true to character, honours his request, but will Andy be pleased?

• Robbie Williams walks into what he thinks is a branch of Burton's, quickly finding out it's under new management, Robbie gets the Emily and Florance treatment.

• The bank staff are arranging a fun run for Comic Relief, Carol checks with the computer to see if she'll be involved.

• Judy and Maggie attend a fete and sample some scones made by Baloo - an African lady.

• Trisha - 'Families Reunited'. Tempers run high as Vicky is reunited with her father Ken.

• Dennis Waterman gets a part in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, of course all the music's already written.

• Daffyd turns reporter and asks Sir Elton John a series of very probing questions for The Llandewi Breffi Gazette.

• Lou takes Andy to an athletics track to do some training for the fun run but is completely unaware that Andy is doing something far more spectacular behind his back...

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December 25, 2006

• Lou informs Andy they're going to Disney World.

• In Paris, Anne, Dr Lawrence and Dr Beagry visit the Louvre.

• Spanish Holiday rep' Carol Beer manages to upset a holidaying couple.

• Myfanwy opens a new gay bar on the Greek island of Mykonos and recruits Daffyd to hand out flyers.

• On the plane, Lou manages to arrange permission for Andy and himself to visit the cockpit.

• In Italy Maggie tries to get rather more personal with Judy than she would like.

• The holidaying couple try to book an excursion with Carol, unfortunately for them she's armed with a computer.

• Vicky is awaiting trial in a Tai prison for smuggling Heroin.

• In Mykonos Daffyd is having difficulty finding gay customers for Myfanwy's bar.

• Lou and Andy are shown around the cockpit of the plane however Andy has his eye on a big red button.

• Marjorie Dawes takes an American FatFighter class but soon finds out that her insults won't work with the natives.

• Myfanwy's opening night isn't going to plan.

• Carol Beer is on the war path after the holiday couple make a complaint about her.

• Bubbles gate crashes Ronnie Corbett's Monte Carlo mansion.

• Surviving the plane crash Lou and Andy find themselves on a mysterious tropical island.

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December 30, 2006

• Lou tries his best to get Andy and himself rescued. Andy's just bored, but not for long.

• Before Vicky is sentenced Shelley Pollard makes a plea on behalf of her daughter.

• Dudley and Ting Tong spend their honeymoon in Belgium with Dudley's brother and his new Russian bride Ivanka.

• Bubbles visits a Swiss clothing boutique.

• Lou brings food for Andy, strangely he's not hungry anymore.

• Ting Tong finds an interesting video in a Belgium sex shop.

• Dr Lawrence takes Anne to Vatican City to see the Pope.

• Kenny Craig meets his match in a Portuguese hotel.

• Lou faces the dangers of the sea in order to save Andy.

• Mr Mann's life long search for a pirate memory game has taken him to a shop in Morocco.

• At the White House, Sebastian is obsessed about the PM's suggestion of a 'special relationship'.

• The UK Fat Fighters group receive a Texan replacement for Marjorie.

• Ting Tong exposes Ivanka.

• The Prime Minister and the President have finished their meeting.

• Lou finally reaches home to find Andy safe, but how did he get there before him?

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