Vicky Pollard is caught hiding mix n' match candy in her pants at a supermarket. Dafydd comes out to his parents, but his mother's reaction is not quite what he expects. Emily has a new companion, a novice transvestite with a moustache. Marjorie Dawes advises one of her Fat Fighters to "waddle back to your seat". At the local spa, Bubbles offers to pay her huge bills in an inappropriate manner. Maggie and Judy's stomachs turn on learning the jam at the village fete was made by a lesbian.

Emily and Florence visit a bridal shop to try on some very lady-like wedding dresses, Harvey demands "Bitty" in a restaurant, Bubbles De Vere singes herself while evading capture, Andy sees off Lou's new girlfriend, Sebastian meets his match in Marvin the US President's political aide, Dafydd decides to start a gay stall at the village fête, Vicky Pollard goes roller-skating in a pink string bikini, and Judy and Maggie are soon sick of Blake's 7 star Paul Darrow.

Vicky makes a nuisance of herself on a bus, Lou takes Andy to the ice-rink, on their ladylike saunter through the park Emily and Florence encounter some boisterous boys playing football, and Dafydd goes to an audition for the Llandewi Breffi version of Hamlet. Meanwhile, Marjorie Dawes surprises everyone at Fat Fighters by being nice to the longsuffering Meera (although it's got nothing to do with Meera's lottery win, honest!).

Emily and Florence flounce off to the ballet, while Dr Lawrence takes Anne to the theater. Marjorie Dawes treats her Fat Fighters to a Scrooge-like Christmas dinner. Sebastian is shocked to hear that the Prime Minister's wife is pregnant. Lou offers to take Andy to church to do a reading - despite the fact that he wants to go dressed as the Baby Jesus, and the vicar gets an unexpected reaction when his parishioners try out his mince pies.

Vicky Pollard tries to con her way into a Blazin' Squad gig. Daffyd is disgusted when barmaid Myfanwy marries her girlfriend Rhiannon. Lou and Andy go bowling, while Emily and Florence have a go at tennis. Kenny Craig has got himself a girlfriend; Harvey gets hungry when he and his fiancée meet their wedding caterer; and Dead Ringers star John Culshaw makes a guest appearance as Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Lou and Andy visit the seaside. Dafydd is back in the village after watching a rugby match. Vicky Pollard shows off her new black boyfriend. In a quiet English church, worshippers are startled to hear visiting Harlem preacher, the Reverend Jessie King urging them to get out of the ghetto. Meanwhile, Marjorie Dawes does her best to ruin a Fat Fighters' engagement party, and love-struck aide Sebastian behaves outrageously at the Prime Minister's election victory party.

A 2005 Special for the British charity Comic Relief. Released as Special for Series 2. Ten Little Britain sketches featuring Elton John, George Michael, Robbie Williams, Simon Callow and Trisha.

• Lou informs Andy they're going to Disney World.

• In Paris, Anne, Dr Lawrence and Dr Beagry visit the Louvre.

• Spanish Holiday rep' Carol Beer manages to upset a holidaying couple.

• Myfanwy opens a new gay bar on the Greek island of Mykonos and recruits Daffyd to hand out flyers.

• On the plane, Lou manages to arrange permission for Andy and himself to visit the cockpit.

• In Italy Maggie tries to get rather more personal with Judy than she would like.

• The holidaying couple try to book an excursion with Carol, unfortunately for them she's armed with a computer.

• Vicky is awaiting trial in a Tai prison for smuggling Heroin.

• In Mykonos Daffyd is having difficulty finding gay customers for Myfanwy's bar.

• Lou and Andy are shown around the cockpit of the plane however Andy has his eye on a big red button.

• Marjorie Dawes takes an American FatFighter class but soon finds out that her insults won't work with the natives.

• Myfanwy's opening night isn't going to plan.

• Carol Beer is on the war path after the holiday couple make a complaint about her.

• Bubbles gate crashes Ronnie Corbett's Monte Carlo mansion.

• Surviving the plane crash Lou and Andy find themselves on a mysterious tropical island.

• Lou tries his best to get Andy and himself rescued. Andy's just bored, but not for long.

• Before Vicky is sentenced Shelley Pollard makes a plea on behalf of her daughter.

• Dudley and Ting Tong spend their honeymoon in Belgium with Dudley's brother and his new Russian bride Ivanka.

• Bubbles visits a Swiss clothing boutique.

• Lou brings food for Andy, strangely he's not hungry anymore.

• Ting Tong finds an interesting video in a Belgium sex shop.

• Dr Lawrence takes Anne to Vatican City to see the Pope.

• Kenny Craig meets his match in a Portuguese hotel.

• Lou faces the dangers of the sea in order to save Andy.

• Mr Mann's life long search for a pirate memory game has taken him to a shop in Morocco.

• At the White House, Sebastian is obsessed about the PM's suggestion of a 'special relationship'.

• The UK Fat Fighters group receive a Texan replacement for Marjorie.

• Ting Tong exposes Ivanka.

• The Prime Minister and the President have finished their meeting.

• Lou finally reaches home to find Andy safe, but how did he get there before him?