The girls at Camp Divine want Commander Wivenhod's bathtub, so they bribe the camp's staff with an endless supply of food in return for the tub.

In order to join a country club, Wivenhoe must agree to appear along with Doc, Spiffy, and Pruette in Camp Divine's version of ""Alice in Wonderland.""

The staff buy a cow so they can have meat for dinner, but then can't bring themselves to slaughter her.

A rainy day confines the staff to their tents to read, where they daydream about the books they were reading.

Rain washes out Parent's Day, so Wivenhoe sends the kids to the movies and tries to prevent the staff from playing poker.

Tired of taking abuse from the rest of the staff, Spiffy packs his bags and leaves. (Part 1 of 2)

Not wanting to spend his life in an office, Spiffy returns to the camp. (Part 2 of 2)