Baker and Valentine are disciplined for on-base gambling.

Baker and Valentine plot to use the base's computer as a computer dating service.

Baker and Valentine get caught renting Army equipment to a nudist colony.

Colonel Clapp's new automated security system is sabotaged.

Baker pretends to be sick in order to be looked at by a pretty doctor.

Baker and Valentine rent the chapel to a couple wanting a military wedding.

Corporal Grey bets Major Hawkins that there has been a American female war hero.

After one insult too many, the soldiers get revenge on Major Hawkins by stealing his secret laser device.

Baker plans a romantic evening with Lola, but is ordered on a mission.

The soldier force Corporal Wessel to help them break up a gambling ring at the saloon.

A Texas state police officer comes to the base believing that Valentine is seeing his girlfriend.

A Russian spy is working at Tar Creek and the Pentagon thinks one of the soldiers is providing her with information.

A former All-American football player arrives at tar Creek and Colonel Clapp wants to play him against Navy.