A Demi Moore parody; the making of Sports Illustrated.

Skits include a spoof of Wilson Phillips: Hold On (1990) and the group's appearance on MTV Rockumentary (1989); Midwesterner Barb takes a job at a phone sex hotline; various deformities are showcased on "Bad Plastic Surgery;" a teaser for "The Day the Pets Got Even Part 2: Cat Got My Tongue" is featured; an ad agency gets an account with the Pentagon; and the cast gets run over by a truck.

An accident victim receives a life-changing transplant from a baboon; a pair of groupies hide in rock stars luggage; the "Armed Family" takes an afternoon drive.