David Wain — Executive Producer

Episodes 63

Episode 1

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December 8, 200815m
1x1

When Cat breaks up with Owen, Lola decides to be supportive and break up with her own boyfriend, Glenn, by telling him that she has brain cancer.

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Episode 2

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December 8, 200815m
1x2

Things get tense after Cat sneezed on Lola. Meanwhile, Briggs tries to get Glen back on the police force.

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Episode 3

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December 8, 200815m
1x3

The Chief calls a staff meeting to discuss Lola's nonexistent brain tumor.

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Episode 4

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December 8, 200815m
1x4

The Chief tries to help a boy who has aged rapidly. Meanwhile, Blake tries to help people via the healing power of laughter.

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Episode 5

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December 8, 200815m
1x5

Another doctor tries to use Blake's method: the healing power of laughter.

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Episode 6

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December 8, 200815m
1x6

In this very special episode, things are told from the perspective of a visiting doctor from Puerto Rico.

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Episode 7

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December 8, 200815m
1x7

Glen gets upset about Cat's new boyfriend. Meanwhile, a new doctor may be able to cure The Chief.

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Episode 8

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December 8, 200815m
1x8

Blake challenges Nate to a competition where the two doctors must perform surgery using only the healing power of laughter.

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Episode 9

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December 8, 200815m
1x9

Blake tells Lola he knows her brain tumor is fake. Meanwhile, Glen tries to get revenge on Cat's new boyfriend.

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Episode 10

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Season Finale
December 8, 200815m
1x10

In the season finale Max performs surgery on The Chief and Blake tries to cure Lola's nonexistent tumor.

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I See Her Face Everywhere

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August 22, 201015m
2x1

As the new season begins, Cat Black is conflicted about her full term pregnancy, because the father (Nick Kroll) is 6 years old and has advanced aging disease; the doctors remember Lola who still seems to be dead; Chief has more than professional feelings for the new administrator; Glenn cures cancer.

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No One Can Replace Her

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August 29, 201015m
2x2

Cat goes into labor with Little Nicky's baby. Little Nicky's advanced aging disease causes him to take on the tendencies of an old man as the disease begins to kill him. Lola Spratt returns from the hospital to explain that she faked her death, but everyone believes she is a ghost. Blake Downs returns to the hospital, following the failure of his private practice/spin-off. New doctor Valerie Flame takes over narrating duties on the show for Cat Black when complications occur in the birth of she and Nicky's child.

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I Am Not Afraid of Any Ghost

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September 5, 201015m
2x3

Dr. Maestro asks Dr. Flame to give him a lethal injection so that he can find Dr. Spratt in the spirit world. A creepy EMT wants to show The Chief his "sexy costume.

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Give a Painted Brother a Break

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September 12, 201015m
2x4

Dr. Blake's clown brother comes to visit and borrows money from Dr. Blake to pay off his gambling debts, while telling him it's for an operation. A mascot from a local theme park starts suspiciously, repeatedly bringing in children with broken arms for treatment. The hospital is turned into a youth hostel, and Sy gets conned by an attractive young foreign girl.

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Joke Overload

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September 19, 201015m
2x5

The staff must choose between saving an old black man and a young white kid. Insult comic Jeffrey Ross brings his child into the O.R., but the staff is more concerned with enjoying his humor than treating his child. Two Star Trek nerds dressed in uniforms (one as a Klingon) visit the hospital.

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The End of the Middle

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September 26, 201015m
2x6

An episode of TV news magazine News Readers covering the filming of the final episode of Childrens Hospital, complete with behind the scenes looks at the show. Cutter Spindell (who portrays Blake Downs on the show within the show) interferes to save the series, convincing protesters that they're saving an actual children's hospital.

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A knife stuck in a boy's chest may not be what it seems; Glenn's cancer cure is threatened by a mysterious visitor, a mind-reading girl visits the coma room.

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Hot Enough for You?

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October 10, 201015m
2x8

When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over among the staff. Blake is date-raped. Dori fries eggs on her boobs.

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The Coffee Machine Paid For Itself

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October 17, 201015m
2x9

A hip sexy Rabbi (David Wain) arrives and seduces Valerie, angering Glenn; Sy faces a moral dilemma involving a coffee machine; Lola is confused by a mysterious organ in a cooler.

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Show Me On Montana

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October 24, 201015m
2x10

"Take Your Daughter to Work" day at the hospital ignites a series of conflicts involving a leering child molester (Steve Agee), Chief's sexy daughter (Lizzy Caplan), and an 11 year-old patient whose gender is yet to be determined.

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You Know No One Can Hear You, Right?

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October 31, 201015m
2x11

The abortion debate is brought into relief by a visit from a prominent Senator (Ed Begley, Jr.); Owen must decide whether he can treat the 10-year-old who beats him daily; Sy finally faces his alcoholism.

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The Sultan's Finger - LIVE

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Season Finale
November 7, 201015m
2x12

In a special live episode, a visiting Sultan needs emergency surgery; Blake faces a crucial decision about his clown make-up; Glenn cuts off his finger for Valerie. A surprise ending reveals the shocking the truth about one of the doctors, shattering everyone's perceptions. SEASON FINALE.

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Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run

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June 2, 201115m
3x1

A boy stuck in quicksand is brought to the ER.

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Ward 8

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June 9, 201115m
3x2

Briggs (Nick Offerman) goes undercover in the children's psych ward; Blake's ex (Sarah Silverman) resurfaces; and Chief and Glenn share a moment.

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Black Doctor

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June 16, 201115m
3x3

Blake is evicted from his apartment for being a clown; Dr. Brian returns to the hospital after a stint working for the drama "Black Hospital"; and Cat is overexposed.

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Home Is Where the Hospital Is

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June 23, 201115m
3x4

The doctors feel crowded from sharing an apartment and decide someone should move out. Elsewhere, Sy deals with his own domestic issues.

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Nip/Tug

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June 30, 201115m
3x5

A pediatric plastic surgeon joins the staffers; Max Von Sydow has a mix-up in the maternity ward; and Glen and Owen try to hunt down a snack.

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The '70s Episode

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July 7, 201115m
3x6

Glenn returns from Vietnam; Lola has new career aspirations.

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Father's Day

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July 14, 201115m
3x7

Lola and Brian try to locate Cat's father; the doctors wait for a prisoner's execution and plan to use his heart in a transplant procedure.

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Stryker Bites the Dust

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July 21, 201115m
3x8

The staff receive counseling after the death of Brock Stryker (Rob Riggle).

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3x9

The doctors go back in time.

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Munch by Proxy

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August 4, 201115m
3x10

Owen's secret wife (Alicia Silverstone) and baby visit the hospital for treatment; Val plays a high-stakes game of chess.

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The Night Shift

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August 11, 201115m
3x11

The staff work the night shift under the guidance of Velam Geza.

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The Chet Episode

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August 18, 201115m
3x12

A day in the life of Chet (Brian Huskey), the creepy paramedic.

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Party Down

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August 25, 201115m
3x13

A long-delayed bar mitzvah for Glenn is planned; Owen wants his foreskin back.

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Newsreaders

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Season Finale
September 1, 201115m
3x14

Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.

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The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo

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August 9, 201215m
4x1

In this episode, which satirizes "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo", everyone at Childrens Hospital gets amnesia. After that, it looks as though the only way to get rid of the amnesia is to give the amnesia... amnesia. I'm forgetful about what happens after that.

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Staff Dance

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August 16, 201215m
4x2

Madonna visits the hospital, stunning Owen.

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Chief's Origin

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August 23, 201215m
4x3

Chief recounts her past, but the doctors aren't interested in her tale.

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Free Day

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August 30, 201215m
4x4

The doctors have free time on their hands. Lola sports a bikini.

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Behind the Scenes

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September 6, 201215m
4x5

The actors' bad behavior is caught on camera.

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The Return of the Young Billionaire

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September 13, 201215m
4x6

Owen works with a detective to get to the bottom of strange behavior by kids.

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British Hospital

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September 20, 201215m
4x7

A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".

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Ladies Night

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September 27, 201215m
4x8

Single mothers receive discounts.

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A Kid Walks in to a Hospital

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October 4, 201215m
4x9

Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him.

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A Year In the Life

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October 11, 201215m
4x10

The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.

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Attention Staff

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October 18, 201215m
4x11

Sal Viscuso is hunted and Owen is haunted.

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Childrens Lawspital

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October 25, 201215m
4x12

Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen.

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Who is Sal?

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November 9, 201215m
4x13

The Mafia run wild in the hospital.

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Eulogy

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Season Finale
November 16, 201215m
4x14

The death of a cast member is examined.

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A New Hope

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July 25, 201315m
5x1

The staff move to an army base in Japan when the hospital is infested with termites.

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Triangles

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August 1, 201315m
5x2

Officer Briggs needs a place to stay and a copy of Airplane! to rewatch.

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C-Word

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August 8, 201315m
5x3

A plane crash threatens a night of entertainment on the base.

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Country Weekend

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August 15, 201315m
5x4

The doctors gather at Cat's vacation house for her wedding to Michael.

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Imaginary Friends

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August 22, 201315m
5x5

The doctors rally to save a ward for imaginary friends.

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The Gang Gets Sushi

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August 29, 201315m
5x6

When Lola is recruited for a government task force, the past threatens to compromise the mission.

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Old Fashioned Day

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September 6, 201315m
5x7

It's Old Fashioned Day at Childrens Hospital. And it lasts longer than a day, which allows for a conflict.

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Spoiler Alert: Owen Gets a Perm

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September 13, 201315m
5x8

Owen learns a lesson about hair choices; Glenn reveals the source of his surgical abilities.

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Wine Tasting

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September 19, 201315m
5x9

We don't have an overview translated in English. Help us expand our database by adding one.

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Blaken

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October 3, 201315m
5x10

We don't have an overview translated in English. Help us expand our database by adding one.

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A Lot of Brouhaha Over Zilch

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October 10, 201315m
5x11

Derek Childrens vows to regain control of the hospital from Sy. Includes fairies, a donkey head, hydraulics and poison lipstick.

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My Friend Falcon

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October 17, 201315m
5x12

David Wain's personal documentary about his friendship and rivalry with Just Falcon.

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Coming and Going

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Season Finale
October 24, 201315m
5x13

The doctors' trip to Japan comes to a climax.

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