Season 3 (2000)
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Episodes 6
That's Entertainment
Drug busts are an everyday adventure for a police unit, but how often do they get a chance to do a christmas extravaganza? D.I Beach wants elves, snow and Val Doonican; He gets Denise Van Outen, cocaine and a dwarf with attitude.
Read MoreRaging Pig
Leopard skin shorts, big hair-do's, large trouser proturbance... The good guys enter the fight game, while Bones has his wedding tackle adjusted.
Read MoreThe Leader
""I am a policeman 24 hours a day, I am also the chosen one who wears the horns of Hurn."" A strange cult has Beach by the short and curlies - and plans to cut them off!
Read MoreOperation Snowdrop
A race-relations officer gives the whiter-than-white squad some tips on how to conduct themselves.
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