1. Cher opens the show with ""Take Me Home, Country Roads"" and a monologue about how her producer and guests have been trying to fatten her up.

2. ""Attitude"" -- Cher and Redd introduce a series of comedy sketches about attitude, in which Redd is cast as a sneaky bookie at a police station and a dissatisfied customer trying to return a pair of pants to a stuffy clerk in the complaint department (Cher).

3. ""Life With Laverne"" -- Ted appears as a tightwad who runs into Laverne (Cher) while looking for a bargain cup of coffee.

4. Cher and Ted appear in a short comedy blackout during this brief intermission.

5. Redd is cast as a drunk speaking on the merits of milk.

6. ""Saturday Night"" -- Cher returns home after a long evening out and faces the reality that she doesn't remember a thing about her date.

7. Cher sings ""Never-Never Land""

8. A leading financial adviser (Redd) makes a sales pitch for Soul Savings and Loan.

9. Two despondent screenwriters (Redd and Ted) work together on their suici

1. Cher opens the show with a medley of ""Stars"" and ""Keep the Customer Satisfied"", followed by a monologue about Halloween.

2. Dick Smothers appears as a chain-gang prisoner being visited by his wife (Cher).

3. Ted tries finding a father at the Big Daddy Foundation.

4. Ted sings ""I'm In Love With Barbara Walters""

5. ""Saturday Night"" -- Cher tells her dog, Tiger, about her date for the evening.

6. ""Life With Laverne"" -- Anchor man Ted Baxter from ""The Mary Tyler Moore Show"" (Ted) appears on Laverne's (Cher's) doorstep.

7. Cher sings ""If You Could Read My Mind""

8. Comedian Steve Martin delivers one of his standup comedy routines.

9. ""Man vs. Machine"" -- Regular Gailard Sartain appears in a skit showing the problems a person could have trying to get a cup of coffee from a vending machine.

10. The Smothers Brothers approach Cher with their idea for a new TV series, a variety show starring Howard Cosell.

11. Tom, Dick and Ted join Cher in the show's finale, a comic look at big-time crime.

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