Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.

Roseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.

Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk", unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.

After Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job as a Police Woman. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene find something disturbing under D.J.'s bed that makes them believe he's a complete psycho.