After visiting his doctor, Phil discovers a lump under his arm and fears for the worst. Phil is now on a mission to do the world a favor and ""have sex with a woman of substance"". Michael is throwing his first party since his divorce and is nervous about it's outcome. Andy has become obsessed with Cheese since going with Michael to get some for the party. He is also gone back to eating sugar and is pretty hyped up when attending Michael's work party.