* Before title sequence: Angry of Mayfair: Switch off * Your television speaking: Bonanza Xmas Special Video Show * Ken with one big TV (test pattern): What a silly title * Hot Gossip: "Ease On Down The Road" (by The Jacksons, from the film "The Wiz") * Kremmen of the Star Corps [S01X01p01]: New ship, part 1 * Ken inside TV screen: That's the end of part one * Commercial time: Dandruff & Druff-Go Shampoo with four Hot Gossip girls

* Three Kens with TVs: Hello, hello, hello, and a Happy New Year! * Sid Snot with a Hot Gossip girl: A cup of coffee and two lumps of sugar * Fat stand up comedian Billy Banter: Intro for Dusty Springfield * MUSIC CLIP: Dusty Springfield, "Your Love Still Brings Me to My Knees" * Commercial time: Fragropan with three times Ken as a caretaker * Scottish Studios: Taste the tartan * Ken with TVs: Intro for next * Hot Gossip: "Working Day and Night" (by Michael Jackson) * Vicar: Scanty costumes and erotic poses * Indian meditator: Spectacles *