Dana is beside herself when Cody outscores her on the SATs; the kids help themselves to Frank's clothes.

Frank teaching Shakespeare? 'Twould indeed be nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

A psychic predicts J.T. will be killed by a woman in red whose name starts with K. Meanwhile, Frank and Carol contend with a mechanical bed with a mind of its own.

It's christmas time at the Lambert/Foster's and J.T. decides he's to old to spend Christmas with the family and he wants to go skiing with his buddies.Frank doesn't want him to, but doesn't object.J.T. realizes the minute they arrive at the cabin that he made a mistake and would rather go home.He calls Cody and confesses, but refuses to call Frank.Cody talks Frank into going to see J.T. and he admits he would rather be home with the family and Frank says he wants him home too.

J.T. and Rich are excited about going on dates, but J.T. didn't expect Al to be invited.

Tired of the kids acting "either lazy, selfish or brain-dead," Frank and Carol order them to fend for themselves.

J.T. receives an offer he can't refuse: the chance to go out with a gangster's daughter.

When Frank's mother and Carol can't agree on child-rearing philosophies, Frank's caught in the middle of the power struggle.

A flirtatious girl disproves J.T.'s claim that a guy "would never trash a friendship over some stupid chick."

J.T. decides to rely on brain power to boost his grades rather than use a cheat sheet procured by his friend Rich.

When the local bar goes belly-up, Frank buys everything so he can turn his basement into a lounge for his guy friends.

Jean-Luc celebrates a lonely birthday; Dana tutors Rich and romance blossoms.

JT, Rich and Dana take a trip to Mexico and wind up in jail; Jean-Luc takes driving lessons from Carol.

19-Year-old JT dates a 29-year-old woman with an ulterior motive; Mark and his buddies are caught watching an adult video.

Rich tries not to be jealous when Dana's old boyfriend arrives; Frank and Jean-Luc go on a disastrous camping trip.

JT finds romance with a female tow-truck operator, but his fear of commitment may stall the courtship.

JT moves out of the house--and into Jean-Luc's. Meanwhile, Carol tries to spend more time with the girls.

Jean-Luc gets to cut Fabio's hair; Carol bets Dana that she can't supervise a children's birthday party.

Karen's ego takes a hit when the boy she's after goes for Al instead. Meanwhile, Carol and Dana crave attention from Frank and Rich.

Sam beats JT at every game they play, causing him to question his manhood and the future of their relationship.

Frank's birthday gift to Carol is a dud; Rich teams with a cheerleader for a science contest.

Two Halloween parties result in a lesson about being scared for Lilly and a ghostly encounter for JT.

Lilly has a crisis of faith when she discovers that the department store Santa is really JT.

Al gets a job modeling on a TV commercial, only to discover it was re-dubbed as a phone-sex ad.

JT falls for an aerobics instructor; Carol has a fight with Dana, who decides to get even by eloping with Rich.

JT and Rich enter a male-stripper contest for quick cash to take their girlfriends on a promised ski trip.