Stroker and Hoop are forced into hiding in Mississippi after accidentally shooting a vicious Colombian drug lord. Once in town, the local sheriff enlists their help in solving a series of grisly serial killings. Beauty contestants in the Miss Southern Delicacies Pageant are beign battered and fried in the manner of the food they're named after. Could Hoop be the killer?

After Stroker and Hoop double-cross an adult-film director, he exacts his revenge by making an adult film parodying their detective skills. Stroker and Hoop take their new fame in stride -- until they realize it's actually them in the movie, performing under hypnosis!

Stroker and Keith obtain something called the "Handle of the Fire Lotus", which is a treasure to some ninjas. They attack Stroker and Keith to try to get the handle back until they are forced to fake their own death to get rid of the ninjas. Meanwhile, after giving away the fact that he never shot anyone before in his life, Hoop quits and falls hard for a beautiful but deadly karaoke singer.

When a greedy infomercial pitchman steals Double-Wide's million-dollar idea, Stroker gets suckered into taking the case. But he'll have to solve it without the help of Hoop, who starts behaving strangely after being stuck by a radioactive porcupine. Has it imbued him with super powers?

After an elderly billionaire dies, Stroker and Hoop are hired by his young widow to find out what happened, and learn that a teddy bear found near the murder scene has the same injuries as the man.

Stroker, Hoop, Double-Wide, and C.A.R.R. are all abducted and left hanging hundreds of feet in the air by a crane. The person responsible for their abduction contacts them through a walkie-talkie and informs them that if they can’t guess who he is in three guesses he will drop them.