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It's been over a year since we did this thread over on IMDB, so a lot of the stinkers in it have probably been forgotten.

Let the head shaking & eye rolling begin!

.What did Grand Mama Picard say to the repair man about her garment fabricating machine? . . . . . . . . .

. . . . . . . . "Make it sew." .

If Kim Kardashian got a part in a DS-9 movie as Gul Dukat's daughter, she'd be a Kardashian playing a Cardassian. :alien: :space_invader:

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Or Kim the Cardassian :grinning:


Good one Chris :laughing:

@Chris109 said:


It's Rozalinda! Four brested Queen of the planet Rozniak!

Anyone kow where that reference is from? :alien: :star2: :space_invader:

Frasier ,I wonder what would have happened if he saw five breasts? :smile:

If he saw 3 boobs, he would have been Awnold in Total Recall.

Chris, you remind me of a joke from the "Becker" sitcom. Reggie (AKA Jadzia Dax) reads a headline that says "One-armed man marrys three-breasted woman". Jake, the blind news stand owner, replies "That's gonna be one busy man!". :laughing:

Al Bundy used to say the perfect woman has three breasts. "One on the back, for dancing."


That's because in high school Al dated a hunchback Knixon. :smiley:

A humpback me?

Whales, Mr Scott. Whales!

How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

His left ear, his right ear and the final frontier.

Hey there, Remington Steele. How's your brother Colt Platinum?

What do you call an emotionally unstable tribble?

The Tribble With Troubles.

@Jetfire59 said:

What do you call an emotionally unstable tribble?

The Tribble With Troubles.

For some reason, reminds me of this:


What do you call a midget Klingon? A Dworf


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