Gordon believes that Dan is slow because he isn't being breast fed, so he buys a $300 pair of plastic breasts from a place called Father Knows Breast to help him.

Gordon's boss' wife Heather steals Dan's Mr. Hoppity. Mr. Hoppity is Dan's favorite toy and he won't stop crying without it. She needs it to complete her collection. Also Jimmy obsesses about never being in any family photos.

Funny things arise when Kelly misleads Gordon's date to believe he's gay.