1. Monica Lewinski vs. Hillary Clinton 2. Mariah Carey vs. Jim Carrey 3. Jerry Seinfeld vs. Tim Allen
This was the first halfhour episode of Celebrity Deathmatch.
Fight Summary: 1 - Monica Lewinski vs. Hillary Clinton
The two ladies fight for a while. Bill Clinton sits in the audience, cheering both ladies. He is interviewed by Stacy Cornbred and Bill calls for the peanut lady, however the line ""Excuse me miss, would you mind grabbing my nuts"" were misunderstood by everyone and Monica and Hillary decides to beat up Bill, who leaves, and the fight ends so.
2 - Mariah Carey vs. Jim Carrey
Jim grabs Mariah in a chokehold, but she breaks through and starts singing a very high note, which blows up Jim Carrey's skull.
3 - Jerry Seinfeld vs. Tim Allen
These guys fight as wusses, so everyone gets bored, and Jerry's co-stars from ""Seinfeld"" - Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards climbs into the ring and they decide to kick Jerry's ass. However they run out of timeRead More
1. Oprah Winfrey vs. Rosie O'Donnell 2. Liam Gallagher vs. Noel Gallagher 3. Arnold Schwarzenegger vs. Sylvester Stallone
First episode with 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin. He helps Nick & Johnny comment the fights.
Fight Summary: 1 - Oprah Winfrey vs. Rosie O'Donnell
Oprah and Rosie fight for a while, but then Jerry Springer parachutes into the ring and knocks both ladies out. However the three of them decides to fight later... to be continued.
2 - Liam Gallagher vs. Noel Gallagher
The fight is interrupted when the comedian Gallagher appears, jumps into the ring and smashes Liam's and Noel's heads, so both of them dies.
3 - Arnold Schwarzenegger vs. Sylvester Stallone
Arnold blows up Sylvester with a missile, but he melts and re-appears like the terminator, and then Arnold and Sylvester knocks each other out, Mills starts counting, and Arnold manages to stand up again, but Sylvester sweeps his leg on '9', stands up and Sylvester Stallone is declared the winner, although Arnold isRead More
1. Loch Ness Monster vs. Bigfoot 2. Mick Jagger vs. Steven Tyler 3. Jay Leno vs. David Letterman
Fight Summary: 1 - Loch Ness Monster vs. Bigfoot
This was supposed to be the best fight ever, but The Loch Ness Monster quickly slices Bigfoot into half, and wins, however the audience gets really pissed and the Loch Ness Monster jumps out off the ring, grabs Fran Drescher who was in the audience, and then escapes from the arena... Stone Cold discovers that the Loch Ness Monster's mating call was as annoying as Fran Drescher's voice... so thats why the monster ran.
2 - Mick Jagger vs. Steven Tyler
Mick Jagger impales Steven Tyler with his gigantic tongue.
3 - Jay Leno vs. David Letterman
The fighters fight for a while in an arena sealed off with an electric fence, but then the Loch Ness Monster returns, and runs into the fence, and is blown up and crashes down on the fighters.Read More
1. Gene Siskel vs. Roger Ebert 2. Jerry Lewis vs. Dean Martin 3. Quentin Tarantino vs. Spike Lee
Fight Summary: 1 - Gene Siskel vs. Roger Ebert
Gene and Roger was forced to fight with their thumbs tied together, Gene Siskel started spinning around, so Roger Ebert is spun around in the air, finally Gene breaks Roger's thumb off so Roger Ebert is sent flying into the announcer's booth, which collapses on him, but Nick accidently falls out of the tower, and falls into a coma...
2 - Jerry Lewis vs. Dean Martin
Since Nick was in a coma, Johnny decided to show a clip, which was this fight.
The fight ended with Jerry Lewis spilling one of Dean Martin's drinks, Dean gets pissed off and kicks Jerry out off the ring, and the fight ends so.
3 - Quentin Tarantino vs. Spike Lee
Woody Allen guest refers this fight, but he just gets in the way of the fighters, finally he gets really pissed and knocks down Spike Lee (not killing him though), and then he rips out Quentin's intestance.Read More
1. Janeane Garofalo vs. Cindy Crawford 2. Elvis Presley vs. Jerry Garcia 3. Rosie O'Donnell vs. Oprah Winfrey vs. Jerry Springer
In this episode, Johnny gets help from Jack Nicholson to comment the fights since Nick is in a coma. In the end of the episode, Leonardo DiCaprio appears and challenges Jack Nicholson for a fight, this fight occurs in 108.
Fight Summary: 1 - Janeane Garofalo vs. Cindy Crawford
Cindy and Janeane made a bet just before the fight - If Cindy won, Janeane had to lose 50 pounds. If Janeane won, Cindy had to gain 50 pounds. After a while in the fight, Cindy grabs Janeane by her hair and spins her around, finally she lets go, and Janeane flies into the ropes, bounces back and knocks out Cindy, both of the fighters are disqualified, and they both lost the bet, so Janeane has to lose 50 pounds, and Cindy has to gain 50 punds... the results aren't too pretty :D
2 - Elvis Presley vs. Jerry Garcia
This was a dream Nick had after being injected with loads of moRead More
1. Fiona Apple vs. John Popper 2. Christopher Walken vs. Gary Oldman 3. Garth Brooks vs. Marilyn Manson
Nick Diamond was temporarily replaced by a celebrity deathmatch co-host contest winner Lenny Stanton, However when he starts talking about replacing Nick permanently, Nick returns and kicks the little punk's ass.
1 - Fiona Apple vs. John Popper
Fiona tries to attack John several times, but she just ends up breaking both her legs and her arms, finally she bits him in the leg, and climbs on top of him and tries to give a speech to the audience, who gets pissed, so they cheer on John, and he rolls over Fiona, flattening her.
2 - Christopher Walken vs. Gary Oldman
Christopher was very careful not to mess up his hair, but when Gary touches it, Christopher gets pissed and breaks Gary's head between his hands.
(Nick returns after this fight)
3 - Garth Brooks vs. Marilyn Manson
Garth hypnotizes Marilyn and starts punching him, but Marilyn snaps out off the coma, and grabsRead More
1. Aretha Franklin vs. Barbra Streisand 2. Bill Gates vs. Michael Flatley 3. Jack Nicholson vs. Leonardo DiCaprio
1 - Aretha Franklin vs. Barbra Streisand
Aretha and Barbra fought for the title of The World's Deadliest Diva. They had to use medieval weaponry like swords, catapults, axes and such. They fought evenly for a while, until Barbra shoots off one of Aretha's arms with a catapult, a photographer takes a photo of Barbra and she gets distracted and starts yelling at the guy... Aretha sees her chance and throws a plague diseased rat into a water bucket, Barbra drinks it and melts away.
2 - Bill Gates vs. Michael Flatley
This fight was sort of a mystery since the fighters didnt have any argues with each other, it turned out to be a computer error that led to the fight. Michael had the upper hand for a while, hypnotizing Bill with a dance and such until Bill Gates brought in a robot, that started to kick Michael's ass, and finally the robot threw Michael FlaRead More
1. Puff Daddy vs. Trent Reznor 2. David Hasselhoff vs. John Tesh 3. Bruce Willis & Demi Moore vs. Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman
1 - Puff Daddy vs. Trent Reznor
I wouldn't say that any of the fighters lost, because first, Puff Daddy threw som old records which tore Trent Reznor apart, but Trent shot his nine inch nails from his hands, and this tore Puff Daddy apart, but Mills puzzled both fighters together again, well, he made some mistakes, so they got two mixed fighters (like Puff Daddy's arm, Trent Reznor's leg and so on)
2 - David Hasselhoff vs. John Tesh
John Tesh unfolded an umbrella inside David Hasselhoff's mouth, Hasselhoff pulled the umbrella out, but it ripped his face off. However Hasselhoff got some help from the car from Knight Rider, and it jumps into the arena and crushes John Tesh.
But appearantly, John Tesh didn't die, he appears in several episodes later.
3 - Bruce Willis & Demi Moore vs. Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman
After the four fighters climbed eacRead More
1. Vince McMahon vs. Steve Austin 2. Chris Rock vs. Adam Sandler 3. Jenny McCarthy vs. Carmen Electra
This was the first Celebrity Deathmatch fandemonium. I think you were able to vote for which fights you wanted to see on the MTV cdm page.
Fight Summary: 1 - Vince McMahon vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin
Stone Cold used a tombstone to smash Vince McMahon unconcsious, then he smashed his body into pieces, put the pieces into a coffin, and dragged it out of the arena.
2 - Chris Rock vs. Adam Sandler
The two fighters were first unwanting to fight and pretended to lose etc. until Mills started ""the fan of fandemonium"", which was a giantic fan that lowered above the arena until they were sliced up. So Adam and Chris started fighting and it ended with Chris lifting up Adam and throwing him on the switch to the fan, electrocuting Adam Sandler, but also unabled the fan to be turned off, so the fan sliced up Chris Rock and no one was the winner.
3 - Jenny McCarthy vs. Carmen Electra
1. David Spade vs. Steven Seagal 2. Prince Charles vs. The Artist Formerly Known as Prince 3. Michael Jordan vs. Dennis Rodman
1 - David Spade vs. Steven Seagal
Steven Seagal is was superior to David at first, and he beats him up real good, but then he throws David out of the ring. The waistband in David Spade's pants breaks, and David borrows a Superbowl ring from Scottie Pippen who watched the fight, David uses the ring and the waistband as a slingshot, and shoots the ring through Steven Seagal's head.
2 - Prince Charles vs. The Artist Formerly Known as Prince
The Prince and the Artist fight for a while, then Queen Elizabeth throws her crown into the ring, and it hits the Artist in his arm, then the Prince knights the Artist with a blow to the head, that actually knocks the head into the Artist's body.
The Prince formerly known as Charles is the winner.
3 - Michael Jordan vs. Dennis Rodman
Michael Jordan grabs a basket ball and jams it into Rodman's mouth, then hRead More
1. Celine Dion vs. Prodigy's Keith Flint 2. Nick Diamond vs. The Alien 3. David Duchovny & Gillian Anderson vs. Will Smith & Tommy Lee
This was the first sci-fi episode.
Fight Summary: 1 - Celine Dion vs. Keith Flint
It began with Celine Dion singing the national anthem, but Keith Flint suddenly stormed in and knocked down Celine with a chair, however she recovered fast, and after some kicks and punches, she rips Keith's head off and swallows it, after that she reveals that she is actually an alien, then she possesses the body of Don King.
2 - Nick Diamond vs. The Alien
After the first fight, there was a short ""Celebrity Deathmatch Mega Mix"", showing clips from previous fights, then there would be a Sci Fi Q/A featuring Peter Mattheu and Mark Hamill. An audience member asked Peter is he could do the ""Chewie grunt"" from Star Wars, Peter improvises and makes a noise, and then the alien (Celine Dion) gets really pissed and jumps into the arena and kills both Peter and Mark. AfteRead More
It's the season's ending episode! The fights are Kelsey Grammer vs. Roseanne, Brandy vs. Courtney Love, and then Jackie Chan vs. Jean-Claude Van Damme with Chuck Norris as a guest referee!
Kelsey Grammer vs. Roseanne In the end of this fight, Roseanne pins Kelsey under herself, so he crawls out of his skin to get out! She sees him without his skin, has a heart attack and dies. Kelsey picks up his skin and leaves as the winner!
> Note that the fight took a little longer than expected, since Roseanne pins Kelsey Grammer at the end of the first fight, and then they just sit there, until Mills gets pissed and he gives Kelsey 5 minutes to get out (just before the second fight), after the second fight Kelsey slips out off his skin and then gives Roseanne a heart attack.
Brandy vs. Courtney Love Courtney wanted the part for 'Cinderella', so now she's taking Brandy to the Deathmatch. She starts Brandy around, but Brandy doesn't want to fight! She gives Love a bear cub, and it touchesRead More
1. Dolly Parton vs. Jennifer Lopez 2. Madonna vs. Michael Jackson 3. Mike Tyson vs. Evander Holyfield
The second deathbowl...
1 - Dolly Parton vs. Jennifer Lopez
Note that this fight was guest commentated by dr. Ruth.
Dolly has two huge breasts, Jennifer has one huge ass... they were both equipped with enchancements that enabled them to enlarge their breasts/ass.
After some fighting, Dolly uses her giantic breasts to pin Jennifer in a corner, however Jennifer pushes the enlarging button so Dolly's breasts keeps getting bigger... until she starts floating in mid-air... Jennifer uses her ass enlarger and knocks Dolly out through the roof, up into space where she explodes.
2 - Madonna vs. Michael Jackson
Just after the first fight, Madonna was meant to have a halftime show, but Michael interrupted it, after some punches, Mills stepped in and they decided to fight after the break.
The danger with this was was that outside of the ring was pool of acid... After a whileRead More
1. Ice Cube vs. Ice-T 2. Robert DeNiro vs. Al Pacino 3. Backstreet Boys vs. Beastie Boys
1 - Ice Cube vs. Ice-T
Ice Cube and Ice-T fought on ice. First Ice Cube falls through the ice and freezes into an ice cube, then he is lifted out of the arena. Ice-T is declared the winner, but then Vanilla Ice appears and drives into the ring with the zamboni, crushing Ice-T, however the blow caused the ice cube with Ice Cube inside to fall down and crush Vanilla Ice, and it splits up, Ice Cube jumps out and he is declared as the winner.
2 - Robert DeNiro vs. Al Pacino
Guest referee: Marlon Brando
DeNiro and Pacino fights for a while, they have to use characters from their movies. DeNiro grabs Brando's little green friend from ""The island of dr. Moreau"", and uses him to smash Pacino's head into pieces.
3 - Backstreet Boys vs. Beastie Boys
The Backstreet Boys and the Beastie Boys each fought in two fighing machines, the Backstreet Boys master their robot, but the Beastie BoRead More
1. Calista Flockhart vs. Lucy Lawless 2. Boy George vs. Don Johnson 3. Penn & Teller vs. Siegfried & Roy
1 - Calista Flockhart vs. Lucy Lawless
First, Lucy really kicks ass with Calista, until she has a daydream, and suddenly recovers and starts kicking ass. However by the end of the fight, Calista jumps the ropes to try and attack Lucy, who bends over so Calista gets stuck in her ass... Lucy climbs the ropes and jumps down, completely trapping Calista inside her body.
After the third fight, Lucy ""gave birth"" to Calista.
2 - Boy George vs. Don Johnson
During the Beastie Boys vs Backstreet Boys fight, a missile blew up a part of the arena, they found a time capsule from the 80's there, and it contained some stuff, there amongst a tape containing this fight.
This fight was refereed by president Reagan He wasnt so very smart and thought that Don Johnson was mean since he ""hit that lady"" (Boy George) so Reagan steps in and crushes Johnson's head.
Next the AyatollahRead More
1. Jennifer Aniston vs. Courteney Cox vs. Lisa Kudrow 2. Sean Connery vs. Roger Moore 3. Gandhi vs. Genghis Khan
First episode with the time machine
1 - Jennifer Aniston vs. Courteney Cox vs. Lisa Kudrow
The three girls fight for a while, but then their co-stars from friends - Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer appears, Matt and Matthew didnt care whether the girls fought or not, but David wanted to stop the fight... Matthew pulls a lever on David's chair, which launched him into the arena, colliding with the walls, and they collapse (they fought in a model of a sitcom set) and crushes the girls.
2 - Sean Connery vs. Roger Moore
Roger Moore talks to the cave woman who appeared from the time machine, and they trade items... Moore gets a big rock from the woman, and he drops it onto Connery, killing him.
3 - Gandhi vs. Genghis Khan
These guys' personalities were switched by the time machine so Gandhi got very fiery while Genghis Kahn became very calm. ThRead More
1. Moses vs. Pharaoh 2. Larry King vs. Geraldo Rivera 3. Neve Campbell vs. Sarah Michelle Gellar
First Nick doesn't appear in the arena, and we see why, he is home with Nicky jr.
Nicky wants to hear a bedtime story, and Nick reads a ""bible"" story, when Moses fought the Pharaoh.
The fight ended with the Pharoah dropping a small pyramid onto Moses, but Nicky jr. complains and says that Moses actually beat the Pharaoh... so Nick changes the story... Harrison Ford actually appeared and kicked the Pharaoh's ass, finally Ford led Moses' people out of Egypt.
2 - Larry King vs. Geraldo Rivera
This fight had people calling in and telling the fighters what to do.
Finally a woman calls and tells Geraldo to unexpectedly drop a desk onto Larry King, he does, and Geraldo Rivera is the Winner!
3 - Neve Campbell vs. Sarah Michelle Gellar
After a while, the murderer that killed people in the arena calls again, Nick re-dials the number, and a cellphone is heard, on the Platypus, and SRead More
1. Paul Hogan vs. Mel Gibson 2. Antonio Banderas vs. Cheech Marin 3. Fabio vs. Bono vs. Yoko Ono
In this episode, Nick & Johnny and the cast took the airplane and the three fights took place in different places on earth:
1 - Paul Hogan vs. Mel Gibson
The first fight takes place in Sydney/Australia.
Paul Hogan throws his boomerang, and it cuts off half of Mel Gibson's face. His makeup team re-arrange him, and he is now dressed like his character in Braveheart (blue and red face etc), then he impales Hogan on something (i think it was the turnbuckle, or a spear, i'd look it up), and burns him on a barbecue next to the ring.
2 - Antonio Banderas vs. Cheech Marin
The second fight takes place in Havanna/Cuba, guest referee Fidel Castro.
Cheech and Fidel starts smoking tobacco, and in the smoke cloud, Banderas slices up Fidel... this freaks Cheech out and he ties Banderas up and plays piÃ±ata with him, with a final blow, Cheech smashes Banderas' chest open.
3 - Fabio vs.Read More
1. Kate Moss vs. Claudia Schiffer vs. Tyra Banks 2. William Shakespeare vs. Busta Rhymes 3. The Real World's: Puck vs. Jon vs. Tami vs. Jacinda
1 - Kate Moss vs. Claudia Schiffer vs. Tyra Banks
The three girls dressed up in various clothing, the celebrity deathmatch spring collection.
The fight ended with the girls tearing each other into pieces.
2 - William Shakespeare vs. Busta Rhymes
Shakespeare removes his codpiece, which turns out to be a crossbow, and he starts firing at Busta, who avoids the first arrows... but when Shakespeare turns the crossbow to an automatic... Busta runs for cover.. in the time machine, and another arrow from Shakespeare's crossbow starts the time machine, and Busta Rhymes is sent into the 16th century.
3 - The Real World's: Puck vs. Jon vs. Tami vs. Jacinda
First Jon and Tami kicks Jacinda to death, then Puck enters the arena on a motorcycle and lands on Tami's head, crushing it. Then he tries to attack Jon, but Jon throws a pool cue iRead More
This episode is called 'Celebrity Deathmatch: The Movie'! It features fights that are about the elements of movies. The fights are Martin Scorsese vs. Oliver Stone in Fight 1, Fight 2 is Groucho Marx vs. John Wayne, and the Main Event is Cameron Diaz vs. Meryl Streep.
First off, Martin Scorsese and Oliver Stone are both movie directors, both known for their different styles of movies.
Both fighters ends up dead: First, Oliver Stone decapitates Martin Scorsese with a clipboard, but then Oliver dies as a camera falls from a helicopter, and into Oliver's eye.
Next is drama verses comedy, as John Wayne (a.k.a. The Duke) fights Groucho Marx, one of the most popular comedians of black & white movies; speaking of which, the fight was shown in black and white! At the beginning of the fight, John pounds Groucho around the arena, but then Harpo Marx steps into the arena, and Chico Marx into the announcer booth! Groucho kicks The Duke in the air, and the cowboy's head goes through Harpo's harRead More
1. Emeril Lagasse vs. The Two Fat Ladies 2. Matt Pinfield vs. Jesse Camp 3. Alex Trebek vs. Pat Sajak
1 - Emeril Lagasse vs. The Two Fat Ladies
Lagasse and the Fat Ladies should make food for Mills, who will judge them. First Emeril makes finger sandwiches by cutting off one of the ladies' fingers, then the ladies makes leg-nogg, by putting Lagasse's foot in a mixer, then Lagasse makes kidney pie by slicing out one of the ladies' kidneys, finally the fat ladies makes a cooked Emeril, however since it would take five hours to cook, they already made an Emeril earlier... so he is cooked, and somehow, the Two Fat Ladies win.
2 - Matt Pinfield vs. Jesse Camp
After a while, Mills thinks that Jesse is completly brain damaged, Mills steps in and breaks Jesse's neck... however Jesse just talked like he usually did... but Matt Pinfield wins.
3 - Alex Trebek vs. Pat Sajak
Gameshow hosts fight:
First they challenge each other in ""Jeopardy"", Trebek however, loses and is sent tRead More
1. Bill Clinton vs. Kenneth Starr 2. James Van Der Beek vs. Saddam Hussein 3. Abe Lincoln vs. George Washington
Summaries: 1. Bill Clinton vs. Kenneth Starr Ken Star drags it out of Bill that he had an affair, but the audience stays completely on Bill's side (except for Hillary). Ken starts beating up the audience members, but they stop him, and Bill flings the lawyer into the Liberty Bill! Ken Star's head is ruined, and the Liberty Bell is cracked. Bill Clinton is the winner!
2. James Van Der Beek vs. Saddam Hussein To finish off the terroist, James wraps him up in an American flag and then beats Hussein to death with the pole! Although Beek won, Mills arrests him for disrespect of the flag.
Main Event: Abe Lincoln vs. George Washington Both presidents have presidents for their 'coaches'. Abraham has Theodore Roosevelt, and George Washington has Richard Nixon. Richard Nixon is beheaded in the fight, yet his head keeps jabbering away! In the end, Abraham lights theRead More
1. Tommy Lee vs. Ron Jeremy 2. Alanis Morissette vs. Jewel 3. The Three Stooges vs. The Three Tenors
Fight Summary: 1 - Tommy Lee vs. Ron Jeremy
The first fight took place in the deathmatch basement since it was a cockfight (they were dressed as chickens)... it ends with Tommy Lee unzipping his pants, and impaling Ron Jeremy with... well you know what i mean, leaving only a big hole in Ron Jeremy's head.
2 - Alanis Morissette vs. Jewel
When Jewel gets stuck in the floor by her lips, Alanis knocks down the big bag of money, which flattens Jewel, then Alanis uses the ladder to knock Jewel away, into the light rig, and explode.
But after the second fight, Alanis strips down so she's completely naked... and this, and the nudity in the first fight, makes the people at the B.O.O.B (like some censors or something)very angry, and Nick and Johnny is sent to prison.
3 - The Three Stooges vs. The Three Tenors
Note that Stacy and Mills commented this episode as Nick & Johnny was in prison.
It's comedian time! 1. Dennis Miller vs. Carrot Top 2. Rodney Dangerfield vs. Don Rickles Main Event: Billy Crystal vs. Robin Williams vs. Whoopi Goldberg
1. Dennis Miller vs. Carrot Top The two battle with props from a treasure chest, and in the end, Dennis Miller shoves an air pump into Carrot Top's arse, inflates him and then turns him into an animal balloon. Dennis tires to make a joke, but no one gets it, and when Carrot Top insults him, he takes an sharp object and bursts his opponent all over the arena!
2. Rodney Dangerfield vs. Don Rickles The two comeidans are famous for insults, and they fight with a giant grill in the middle of the arena, and a giant spatula. At first, Don is winning by shouting insults at Rodney, but after so many, his insults grow weak and he loses his strength. Dangerfield then takes over, and punches Rickles so hard that he knocks him to pieces all over the grill!
Main Event: Billy Crystal vs. Robin Williams vs. Whoopi Goldberg The fightRead More
1. Elton John vs. Ozzy Osbourne 2. Martha Stewart vs. Sandra Bernhard Main Event: Tom Hanks vs. Sean Penn
1. Elton John vs. Ozzy Osbourne The queen watches as Sir Elton John and Ozzy Osbourne battle. Near the end, Elton John stamps on Ozzy and everyone thinks he's dead. Then Elton attacks the queen so that he can have her crown and be queen (yes, queen). But then Ozzy recovers, and bites off Elton's head! It gets stuck in his throat, so the queen uses the hemlich to force Elton's head out and over the crowd!
2. Martha Stewart vs. Sandra Bernhard The arena is nicely decorated arena, lit by candles as well as the overhead lights. Martha hot glues Sandra's head to the ground, shovels out Sandra's insides, and uses them to make Christmas ordaments!
Main Event: Tom Hanks vs. Sean Penn Hanks (who is portrayed in his famous long beard and hair from 'Cast Away') is Hollywood's Nice Guy, so he's too polite to fight back against tough guy Penn. Yet when Sean Penn beaRead More
1. Ricky Schroder vs. Gary Coleman 2. Lauryn Hill vs. Shania Twain 3. Hugh Grant vs. All-comers [ Clint Eastwood, Harvey Keitel, & Andy Dick ]
1 - Ricky Schroder vs. Gary Coleman
Ricky cant seem to remember Gary's name, this freaks him out, and he kicks away Ricky's legs, then torso, and finally head, leaving Gary Coleman as the winner.
2 - Lauryn Hill vs. Shania Twain
Lauryn james the hose of a milking machine in Shania's face, and when she turns the milk machine on, it sucks Shania's brain out.
3 - Hugh Grant vs. All-comers [ Clint Eastwood, Harvey Keitel, & Andy Dick ]
Hugh Grant steps into the ring, and his first challenger appears: Clint Eastwood. But Clint isnt so very powerful after all, he is knocked out of the ring, and Hugh jumps down on him, and Eastwood gets pulverized.
Next came Harvey Keitel. He starts kicking Hugh Grant's ass, but Hugh shows Keitel his pale british chest, blinded by the gaze, Keitel is chanceless, and Hugh Grant launches him into tRead More
1. Dennis Franz vs. Sammo Hung 2. Steven Wright vs. Chris Tucker 3. Gwyneth Paltrow vs. Winona Ryder
Most of the cast almost die in this episode: Nick is electrocuted by his microphone, Stone Cold gets in a fight with a moose, Mills almost spontaneously combusts, Johnny and Nick and Stone Cold sits in the tower when a plane crashes in it, Johnny's arm is cut off... but it was Stacy who died, after the third fight, she spontaneously combusts.
1 - Dennis Franz vs. Sammo Hung (In episode 215, Dennis and Sammo started arguing during the first fight, and it led to this fight, also Dennis Franz was in episode 202, during the Calista Flockhart vs Lucy Lawless fight)
Mills doesnt like Dennis Franz for some reason.
By the end, Sammo's legs have been broken, and one of his arms chewed off by himself to escape the handcloves, he rolls around in the arena, Dennis climbs the ropes, and jumps down on Sammo, crushing him
2 - Steven Wright vs. Chris Tucker
Slow vs Fast
Steven riRead More
In this episode, the deathmatch cast interviews people in New York, about which fights they want to see. Here's the list:
1. Rosie O'Donnell vs. Oprah Winfrey vs. Jerry Springer 2. Calista Flockhart vs. Lucy Lawless 3. Charles Manson vs. Marilyn Manson 4. Mariah Carey vs. Jim Carrey 5. Robert DeNiro vs. Al Pacino 6. Elvis Presley vs. Jerry Garcia 7. Gandhi vs. Genghis Khan 8. Madonna vs. Michael Jackson 9. Tommy Lee vs. Ron Jeremy
All fights are of course clips, and no whole fight is shown.Read More
1. Frankenstein's Monster vs. The Wolfman 2. Captain Doody vs. The Undertaker 3. 'N Sync vs. Kiss
The first halloween episode, Mark Callaway guest stars as the undertaker, who helps commentating, and fights Captain Doody in fight #2.
Fight Summary: 1 - Frankenstein's Monster vs. The Wolfman
They fight for a while, the Wolfman bites off one of Frankenstein's arms, then he morphs back into a human. He talks to Mills that in fact, Frankenstein's monster is built up of dead body parts, so he's already dead, Mills declares the Wolfman as the winner, and he starts mocking Frankenstein's Monster, who gets pissed and breaks the Wolfman's skull.
Frankenstein's Monster is the winner!
2 - Captain Doody vs. The Undertaker
Nicky jr was dressed as a devil in this episode, he got the idea from his friend ""Captain Doody""... during and after the first fight, Nicky jr behaves strange, levitating, peeing, and more... Nick, Johnny and the Undertaker discover that he is possessed by Captain Doody,Read More
1. Richard Simmons vs. Billy Blanks 2. Don King vs. Donald Trump 3. Brad Pitt vs. Keanu Reeves
1 - Richard Simmons vs. Billy Blanks
First up: two fitness trainers battle out with different styles. Richard Simmons makes two fat guys from the audience enter and they are about to kick Billy Blanks' ass, but Billy convince them to try Tai-Bo, and the guys really slim down, then they starts beating up Simmons instead, and finally Billy Blanks ties Richard Simmons up like a bow, and then Simmons' head explodes.
2 - Don King vs. Donald Trump
Donald Trump jumps into Don King from above, and tears him up from inside.
3 - Brad Pitt vs. Keanu Reeves
Pitt and Reeves fought in a cyberspace world, but after Pitt got his ass kicked, he escaped and started beating Reeves in the real world. Then Reeves knocks Pitt into the machine, and he is electrocuted and flies into Reeves head, and kicks his brain to pieces, then the machine explodes so no one is the winneRead More
1. Ben Affleck vs. Matt Damon 2. Ozzy Osbourne vs. Rob Zombie 3. Marilyn Manson vs. Ricky Martin
The second fandemonium:
1 - Ben Affleck vs. Matt Damon
They each had to build machines from a bag of parts, after a while Damon builds a meat slicer, Affleck asks him how it works, so Damon bends over to show how it works, but then Affleck kicks him into the machine, and he is sliced up.
2 - Ozzy Osbourne vs. Rob Zombie
Ozzy rips out Rob's brain and turns him into a zombie, then he makes him do disgusting things, like licking Ozzy's feet clean, but then the zombie freaks out, and starts attacking Ozzy, but Ozzy throws the zombie's brain to the zombie, and he starts playing with it, and slam dunks it into the floor, which destroys the brain, and he dies.
3 - Marilyn Manson vs. Ricky Martin
This was actually a musical number preformed by Marilyn Manson (Astonishing Panorama of the Endtimes), a while into the song, Ricky Martin jumps up on the stagem and starts kicking Marilyn's aRead More
1. Tiger Woods vs. Andre Agassi 2. O.J. Simpson vs. Joe Namath 3. Sammy Sosa vs. Mark McGwire
Third deathbowl episode
1 - Tiger Woods vs. Andre Agassi
Tennis vs Golf
Agassi is way superior to Woods, by the end he starts a ball-throwing machine and it starts spitting out tennis balls, which gets trapped up Woods' ass, until Woods is so full that he explodes.
2 - O.J. Simpson vs. Joe Namath
Since torchmaiden Geena Davis didnt appear, they rolled a clip.
It ends with O.J throwing Namath up so he gets impaled on the goalpost.
3 - Sammy Sosa vs. Mark McGwire
Mark McGwire took some steroids during the fight, but Sammy Sosa replaced them with horse steroids, and when McGwire uses them, his arms explodes, then Sosa smashes McGwire's head off with a baseball bat, and it flies into the scoreboard.Read More
1. Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera 2. Kenny G. vs. Flea 3. Anthony Edwards vs. Eriq LaSalle vs. Noah Wyle
1 - Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera
The girls fight for a while, finally they tear each other apart entirely.
2 - Kenny G. vs. Flea
Flea rips Kenny G's jaw off and throws it like a boomerang which ends up impaling Kenny's head.
3 - Anthony Edwards vs. Eriq LaSalle vs. Noah Wyle
First LaSalle screams into a stetoscope jammed into Wyle's ear, so Wyle's head explodes... LaSalle and Edwards puts Wyle on the operation table and LaSalle stabs him to death.
Later Edwards opens LaSalle's stomach and rips out his liver, then he injects the ebola virus into LaSalle, which makes him dissolve.Read More
1. Bryant Gumbel vs. Katie Couric 2. Judge Judy vs. Susan Lucci 3. Tom Green vs. Craig Kilborn
1 - Bryant Gumbel vs. Katie Couric
First up was a thing called ""the to-die show"". Katie and Bryant fought in a studio-like decorated ring, with Willard Scott casting the weather.
After a while, Bryant throws a chair towards Katie, who ducks, and the chair hits an old lady that Willard was interviewing. He gets pissed, and just later, Bryant puts Katie in a bagel slicer, and is about to decapitate her when Willard Scott steps into the ring, he throws Bryant who gets stuck on the weather map, then Willard throw small suns, who works like chinese throwing stars, to hurt Bryant, then Willard and Katie throws Bryant through a glass window, and he is torn into pieces.
2 - Judge Judy vs. Susan Lucci
After a few seconds, Judge Judy grabs a bible and smashes Susan Lucci's head so she dies. Mills gets pissed at Judge Judy and they decide to fight. Judge Judy tries to attack MRead More
1. Hugh Hefner vs. Larry Flynt 2. Cousin Grimm vs. Pierce McCrack 3. Eminem vs. Kid Rock
First up: Flynt kills Hefner by running him over with his wheelchair, then folding him to the size of a newspaper, and then tearing him in half.
Second: Cousin Grimm wins by ripping Pierce's spine out and impaling him on it.
The Main Event (Eminem vs. Kid Rock) had Carson Daily to guest referee. In the middle of the fight, Kid Rock has his short partner Joe C. come on to help him out. Joe C. kills Carson Daily, and later on in the fight, Eminem punts him into the air. A fatal mistake, as Joe C. falls down and squashes Eminem. Strangely enough, Joe C. takes control of Slim Shady's body, and when Joe C. gets at mad Kid Rock, he kills him in his new body, leaving Joe C. to be the winner.Read More
1. Kevin Smith vs. Kevin Costner 2. Sharon Stone vs. Kathy Bates 3. Steven Spielberg vs. Alfred Hitchcock
1 - Kevin Smith vs. Kevin Costner
Kevin Smith brings a dog into the ring, it bites off one of Kevin Costner's hands, then Kevin Smith crams Kevin Costner into an envelope and the dog drags it away to a postal office, then we see the mail being delivered.. and dropped in the middle of the ocean, and Kevin Costner is bitten to pieces by sharks.
2 - Sharon Stone vs. Kathy Bates
The Battle of the Femmes Fatales
Kathy Bates knocks Sharon Stone out with a block of ice, then she puts on a pair of stiletto heels, and stomps Sharon in her stomach, Sharon slips away, and knocks Kathy down, and brings the mallot from ""Misery"" and smashes Kathy's foot off, the foot bounces and finally, the heel of the stiletto's impales Sharon's head.
3 - Steven Spielberg vs. Alfred Hitchcock
Spielberg brings a box into the ring, opens it, and the demons from ""Raiders of the Lost Ark"" appearRead More
Nick and Johnny are sent to meet the U.S. Congress to argue about the violence on the show, featuring Stone Cold as their defendant. The Congress shows many clips of various violent moments on the show, and Nick and Johnny shows some to defend themselves.Read More
1. Melissa Joan Hart vs. Alyssa Milano 2. Mary-Kate Olsen vs. Ashley Olsen 3. Ryan Phillipe & Reese Witherspoon vs. Jennifer Love Hewitt & Scott Wolf
The teen night, featuring teen fights.
1 - Melissa Joan Hart vs. Alyssa Milano
Two wicked witches. After some mysteric magic, the girls are turned into real witches. Alyssa uses her broom to tie up Melissa, and then the broom grows to a pole, and Alyssa uses a fireball to set it on fire... Salem the cat tries to help Melissa, by putting out the fire, but the pole was too burnt, and it falls down and crushes both Melissa and the cat.
2 - Mary-Kate Olsen vs. Ashley Olsen
The Olsen twins look alike, and they even fight alike, after a while, a weird looking creature steps into the ring - Betty-Sue, the third Olsen twin. Mary-Kate and Ashley decides to team up and beat the third sister, but the third Olsen twin is insane, and slices Mary-Kate and Ashley into pieces.
3 - Ryan Phillipe & Reese Witherspoon vs. JenniferRead More
1. Heather Locklear vs. Pamela Anderson Lee 2. Axl Rose vs. Slash Main Event: Jeff Gordon vs. Dale Earnhardt
1. Heather Locklear vs. Pamela Anderson Lee Pamela did enter the ring with a little surprise - atomic breast implants. She reveals her breasts, and fires out laser like shots towards Heather, that burns off her skin on her legs and one arm... but then Pamela's chest malfunctions, and she explodes, leaving Heather Locklear as the winner
2. Axl Rose vs. Slash Axl scalps Slash, and after torturing Slash for a little bit, mixes his brains with a blender. But this turns Slash into a vicious, psycotic man with the intelligence of a child. He takes the scissors Rose used to cut his hair, and snips Axl Rose into nothing more than paper dolls (flesh dolls?).
Main Event: Jeff Gordon vs. Dale Earnhardt The arena was like a race track, and both contestants had their own cars that had lethal weapons. Dale crushes Jeff under his car, and Gordon gets stuck on EarnhRead More
First it's a game show host fight, Chuck Woolery vs. Regis Philbin! The two battle in chairs that contain many deadly traps, and answer questions in 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' style. In the end, Chuck Woolery wins.
Next is Napoleon vs. Joe Pesci, a battle of the midgets! Napoleon loses the arm he doesn't keep tucked in his coat, and Pesci loses one of his legs. But then Napoleon pulls out his other hand, which is toxic from being in his coat for several centuries. He shoves it into Joe's mouth, and poisons him to death (if that's how you say it). Napoleon wins!
Kevin Bacon wasn't exactly well-informed when he came to the Deathmatch stadium. Thinking that he was going to be able to preform with his brother, Jesse Ventura. (a.k.a. WWF's 'The Body') First Meg Ryan stepped into the ring, they fought for a while, and then Kevin threw her out off the ring, and she got impaled on a sign. Next Martin Lawrence appeared, however he was dressed in way too many clothes, so he collapRead More
1. Nick Diamond vs. The Satyr 2. Sherlock Holmes vs. Jack the Ripper 3. Joan Rivers vs. Melissa Rivers
The first two fights took place way back in time since Nick and Johnny jumped into the time machine to go look for Debbie, who disappeared in the last episode.
1 - Nick Diamond vs. The Satyr
First on their trip, Nick and Johnny landed in ancient Rome, in the Colluseum. Nick was forced to face the Satyr while Johnny and Julius Caesar commented. The fight ends when Nick showes a roman candle up the Satyr's ass and it blows him in half.
2 - Sherlock Holmes vs. Jack the Ripper
Next they landed in 19th century London. The ripper tried to kill Debbie, but she just kicked his ass, however Sherlock Holmes steps in and decides to fight the ripper. It turns out that Holmes is a real moron, he ignores every evidence Watson gives him, Watson gets killed by the ripper, and Sherlock finally sees the killer. The ripper has a couple of knives and stuff inside his coat, anRead More
The line-up was the Rage Against the Machine vs. The Machine, then John Malkovich vs. John Cusack, and the Main Event was Al Gore vs. 'Weird Al' Yankovic.
In Rage Against the Machine vs. The Machine, the band was unaware that they were really fighting The Machine, and in the end, all four band members were killed and stuffed into jars.
NOTE that Al Gore vs Weird Al took place before John Cusack vs John Malkovitch since the two Johns was gone (into Nicky jr.'s head),
At first, in the Al Gore vs. 'Weird Al' Yankovic, Al Gore can't deal any damage personally to 'Weird Al'. But in the end, he pulls the Branch of Executives from his arse, bludgerons the Prince of Polkas, and then kills him by sucking his brains out through his eyeballs.
In John Malkovich vs. John Cusack took place in Nicky jr's head, a spoof of ""Being John Malkovich"". (they enter through a refrigerator door) The fight ends with John Malkovitch using a brain-nerve to electrocute John Cusack.
[thanx to Groucho Magmarx forRead More
1. Potato Khan vs. Beni Trauma 2. Mankind vs. Ernest Hemingway 3. James Hetfield vs. Fred Durst
1 - Potato Khan vs. Beni Trauma
First up came the second freakfight. Beni Trauma was way superior, and he cuts off Potato Kahn's arms and throws him on the grill, then he puts on some deadly spice, which causes Potato Kahn to grow tentacles, and he grabs a hold of Beni Trauma and rips off his head.
2 - Mankind vs. Ernest Hemingway
After the first fight, Mankind had the ability to fight anyone he wanted too, he chose Ernest Hemingway.
Mankind puts a sock on his hand and rips off Hemingway's jaw, and his brain and eyes falls out.
3 - James Hetfield vs. Fred Durst
Metallica vs Limp Bizkit
These guys fought in metal armor and with electromagnets in the arena, they were pulled in various directions... Finally Fred Durst slips out of his armor and the power of the magnets rips Hetfield in half. But Hetfield is still alive and he grabs a hoover and uses it to blow metal parRead More
1. James Gandolfini vs. Bruce Springsteen 2. Farrah Fawcett vs. Drew Barrymore 3. Robert Downey, Jr. vs. Christian Slater
1 - James Gandolfini vs. Bruce Springsteen
These guys fought for the right to name a chain of restrooms. They brought restroom stuff into the ring, and finally, Bruce throws James onto a toilet, and James gets stuck. Bruce flushes, and the toilet sucks James Gandolfini down, leaving Bruce Springsteen as the winner.
2 - Farrah Fawcett vs. Drew Barrymore
Old Charlie's angel vs new Charlie's angel
Farrah and Drew had fighting styles like animals, Farrah like a dodo and Drew as a giraffe. Farrah uses her dodo abilities to grab Drew Barrymore's head, fly up (stretching Drew's neck), release the head, which falls down, and Drew is torn apart by the hit.
3 - Robert Downey, Jr. vs. Christian Slater
This fight took place in an arena decorated as a prison yard. Robert kept bribing the guard to do stuff with Christian, but Christian killed the guard,Read More
The fights are Nick Nolte vs. Eddie Murphy, Macaulay Culkin vs. Haley Joel Osment, and then Dave Grohl & Billy Corgan vs. Courtney Love for the Main Event.
Nick Nolte vs. Eddie Murphy: The two stars of '48 Hours' fight, and Eddie seems to be winning. But then Nick takes over and finishes off Eddie by pulling out his heart with his own hand. Nick Nolte (in a bathrobe) wins!
Macaulay Culkin vs. Haley Joel Osment: Culkin was the 'Home Alone' kid, but now he's a disgruntled teenager who wants the newest kid star (Osment) out of the picture. The ring looks like a kid's jungle gym at grade school, but the fighting makes the place look quite deadly. After Haley gets knocked around enough by Culkin, he sees dead people. Sure enough, the celebrities of previous fights who had died come back as ghosts to tear Macaulay Culkin to pieces! Haley Joel Osment wins!
Dave Grohl & Billy Corgan vs. Courtney Love: It's a Dome of Devastation fight, and it is two against one. However Billy CorRead More
1. David Arquette vs. Paul Reiser 2. Martin Sheen vs. Michael Douglas 3. Dixie Chicks vs. TLC
Lucy Lawless appears on this episode to guest comment with Nick & Johnny.
1 - David Arquette vs. Paul Reiser
These guys were telephone salesmen, so they used all kinds of phones to fight with. It ended with Arquette jamming a cellphone into Reiser's head, and calling it so Reiser's head explodes.
2 - Martin Sheen vs. Michael Douglas
In the end, Martin Sheen rips off Michael Douglas' head, puts it on one of the microphones and that's it...
3 - Dixie Chicks vs. TLC
First, T-Boz plays poker with Emily, who knocks the table, and it smashes T-Boz's head off.
Next Left-Eye jumps on one of the floorboards and Emily is sent flying away and she lands on the piano or something, smashing her head.
Then Martie throws several liquor bottles into Chilli's mouth, and finally she jumps on her head, crushing it.
Then Martie and Natalie has cornered Left-Eye, but she steps on a rope, whichRead More
1. Brendan Fraser vs. The Mummy 2. Sarah Michelle Gellar vs. The Vampire 3. Zombie Stacy Cornbred vs. Debbie Matenopoulos
In the second halloween episode, the arena is haunted by the ghost of Stacy Cornbred, who blew up in episode 216... So a lot of strange things happen, a mummy and a vampire appears, and loads of zombies... so the three fights was pre-empted. However...
1 - Brendan Fraser vs. The Mummy
Nick accidently fell off the announcer's booth, and was attacked by a mummy, but Brendan Fraser appears and uses his whip to toss the mummy into the arena.
In the end, a part of the mummy's wrapping gets stuck on some guy in the audience's watch, and Brendan spins the mummy, so he comes completly unwrapped... finally Brendan knocks the mummy's skull and spine out with a chair.
2 - Sarah Michelle Gellar vs. The Vampire
After the first commercial, flies starts entering the arena, and then Nick is bitten by a bat, which is knocked away and lands in the ring, there iRead More
1. Burt Reynolds vs. William Shatner 2. Dr. Laura vs. Ellen DeGeneres 3. George W. Bush vs. Gavin Rossdale
1 - Burt Reynolds vs. William Shatner
After a while, Reynolds rips of Shatner's toupee, then he shoots Shatner in the stomach with a laser, this makes Shatner really thin, and pissed off, just later, Shatner rips off Reynolds' toupee, then he shoves it into Reynolds' mouth, and then he rips off Reynolds' stomach so the intestance falls out.
2 - Dr. Laura vs. Ellen DeGeneres
Dr Laura is was superior, until David Crosby jumps into the ring, and feeds Ellen with his old liver, this turns Ellen into a he-woman, very strong, and wild, Ellen starts beating up Dr Laura, and finally she holds dr Laura upside down, and her brain falls out.
3 - George W. Bush vs. Gavin Rossdale
Bush vs Bush
This fight ends with Gavin plugging his guitar into Bush's ear, and after playing some really high tones, this president's head explodes.Read More
1. Diana Ross vs. Whitney Houston 2. Anthony Hopkins vs. Jodie Foster 3. Charlton Heston vs. Russell Crowe
1 - Diana Ross vs. Whitney Houston
""The World's Deadliest Divas - Part 3""
Whitney starts spinning Diana around, and throw her against the ropes, and she bounces off, and lands in an x-ray machine. Whitney starts the machine, and it x-rays Diana, so her head burns up.
2 - Anthony Hopkins vs. Jodie Foster
Jodie bit off Anthony's face. Just later, Julianne Moore appears with Hopkins' face above her, just like in ""Silence of the Lambs"", then Julianne kicks Jodie down, and Anthony devours Jodie Foster.
3 - Charlton Heston vs. Russell Crowe
These guys fought in the tower of terror. When both fighters had made it to the top, Charlton jumped off, and landed alive and well. Then he starts chopping down the tower, but Russell uses his armpit hair to make a rope, and swing himself to safety. The tower falls, and crushes Charlton.Read More
1. Ashley Judd vs. Wynonna Judd 2. Carroll O'Connor vs. Sherman Hemsley 3. Keenen & Damon Wayans vs. Daniel & Alec Baldwin
i know how it turned out but i'm not sure about the main event... i'll add it some day... here's the info for fight 1 and 2:
1 - Ashley Judd vs Wynonna Judd
Ashely tried to help her sister lose weight by sucking the fat out through a straw, but Wynonna's girdle broke and the fat rushed down and into Ashley's head... filling it... Ashley trips on Wynonna's leg and falls and her head splashes.
2 - Sherman Hemsley vs Carroll O'Connor
The fighters fought in a sitcom set, and they both run up to the second floor, falls down the stairs into the closet, Mills opens the closet, and both fighters collapse.
3 - Alec & Daniel Baldwin vs Keenen & Damon Wayans
Alec encouraged his brother to pretend to be an actor... a guy on a hotel who has just been cut off from the bar... he freaks out and sees Damon as a refrigerator and thinking he rips out some beers, he rips out DamonRead More
1. Sting vs. Phil Collins 2. Warren Beatty & Annette Bening vs. Tim Robbins & Susan Sarandon 3. Ol' Dirty Bastard vs. LeAnn Rimes
1 - Sting vs. Phil Collins
Sting used his power of ancient yoga training to gain peace. Finally he shows Phil Collins all the technics of the Kama Sutra, so the fight stretches to the end of the episode, in the end Phil Collins regains the power, rips Sting's feet off and smashes his head off.
2 - Warren Beatty & Annette Bening vs. Tim Robbins & Susan Sarandon
Susan Sarandon kicks the other fighters and after a while, even her co-fighter Tim Robbins, just later, she falls in love with Warren Beatty, so Annette gets pissed and slams Warren's and Susan's heads' together, then she flirts with Tim and the two throws Susan and Warren out of the ring, and they gets impaled on some signs.
3 - Ol' Dirty Bastard vs. LeAnn Rimes
When LeAnn comments about Ol'Dirty Bastard's mother, he gets angry and grabs her tongue and starts swinging her around,Read More
1. Mike Myers vs. Dana Carvey 2. Sandra Bullock vs. Angelina Jolie 3. Woody Harrelson vs. Leonardo DiCaprio
When Sandra Bullock and Angelina Jolie fought, a very disturbing brother of Jolie was trying to be a little too helpful for his sister (good luck kiss, mouth-to-mouth when she's winning). At the start, Sandra doesn't act too tough, but then she becomes violent and really starts hammering the Tomb Raider. She puts a bomb in the seat of Jolie's pants, but her brother pulls it out and gets blown up himself. Angelia then fastens her lips onto the polls, drags Sandra towards her by suck in, and slices Miss Congeniality in half with her jumbo lips.
Woody Harrelson and Leonardo DiCaprio fought in a jungle-like arena. In the end, Woody knocks Leonardo into a giant venus fly-trap's reach, and DiCaprio is munched up.
Dana and Mike were going to use SNL characters, Dana Carvey won by shoving his fingers through Mike Myers skull, and calling himself ""the guy who shoves pinkies throRead More
1. Sigourney Weaver vs. Linda Hamilton 2. Potato Kahn vs. Cousin Grimm 3. Harrison Ford vs. Samuel L. Jackson
Nick and Johnny presents an entirly science fiction lineups this evening, the fights also takes place on a science fiction convention in New York.
1 - Sigourney Weaver vs. Linda Hamilton
Sigourney pops Linda's mucle built arms with a nail, but then Linda writes down ""I'm the king of the world"" in blood, and makes Sigourney say it. This freaks Linda out since ""I'm the king of the world"" is the tagline for Titanic, directed by James Cameron, who was married to Linda, but left her. Linda is so freaked out she bites Sigourney in her ear, spins her around, and send her away, and she lands, and gets impaled on a ""chest-buster"" (plastic hand)
2 - Potato Kahn vs. Cousin Grimm
The finale of the freakfights.
Cousin Grimm knocks Potato Kahn into the ceiling, and when he falls down, Cousin Grimm holds up a slicer, and Potato is turned into potato chips. The potatoRead More
1. Beavis vs. Butthead 2. Backstreet Boys vs. 'N Sync
A huge fandemonium.
1 - Beavis vs. Butthead
Beavis drinks too many beers and turns into Cornholio... Too drunk from the beers, he slices up Butthead.
2 - Backstreet Boys vs. 'N Sync
This fight covered both the second and the third part of the episode, the second part when Nick resurrected them from the dead, and the third part was the fight itself.
Here's how it turned out.
The Backstreet Boys and 'N Sync each formed a special attack form: 'N Sync by holding each other together and forming a wheel, and Backstreet Boys by forming themself into a giant beast... this is hard to explain...
The Backstreet Beast was way superior to the 'N Sync pinwheel, and the beast grabbed Joey and threw him into the wall, crushing his head.
But Justin and Chris shocked the beast to death by using some electric wires.Read More
This special features eleven fights made entirely in german:
1 - Sabrina Setlur vs Anke Angelke 2 - Harald Schmidt vs Stefan Raab 3 - Stefan Kretzschmar vs Mario Basler 4 - Udo Lindenberg vs Harald Juhnke 5 - Michael Schuhmacher vs Boris Becker 6 - Campino vs Bela B 7 - Joschka Fischer vs Gerhard Schroder 8 - Gronemeyer vs Muller-Westernhagen 9 - Sven Vaeth vs Westbam 10 - Thomas Gottschalk vs Kai Pflaume 11 - Xavier Nadoo vs Thomas D
each fight is about 1:30 long
Note that this episode has nothing to do with the regular Celebrity Deathmatch, there is no Nick & Johnny, no Mills Lane... well you get the idea, also i dont know if it hasn't been aired any place else than on mtv germany since it has german speech.Read More
1. Lil' Kim vs. Little Richard 2. Helen Hunt vs. Leelee Sobieski 3. George Clooney vs. Mark Wahlberg
First episode of season 4, the intro changed starting with this episode.
1 - Lil' Kim vs. Little Richard
Hip Hop vs Whop Bop a Loo Bop
After some fighting and various casualties, Lil' Kim removes her top to bring out her secret weapon, which are chinese throwing stars, hidden as pasties. Little Richard says that he too can use killer pasties, and rips off his nipples, throws them at Lil' Kim, of course, this makes no damage, but the holes makes Little Richard bleed a lot, and he slips. Lil' Kim sees her chance and pushes his stomach, which makes his internal organs squeeze out through the holes in his nipples, a final jump by Lil' Kim squishes Little Richard, and leaves Lil' Kim as the winner.
2 - Helen Hunt vs. LeeLee Sobieski
Real Deal vs A lookalike
LeeLee wanted to be like Helen Hunt really much. First she uses a cheese peeler to peel off Helen's soles, then she sRead More
1. Steve Irwin vs. Medusa 2. Ray Romano vs. Drew Carey 3. Sarah Jessica Parker vs. Kim Cattrall vs. Cynthia Nixon vs. Kristin Davis
1 - Steve Irwin vs. Medusa
The Medusa was way superior since Steve refused to hurt any living creature, but when he put a bag over the Medusa's head to avoid getting bitten, she knocks him away, thus decapitating herself.
2 - Ray Romano vs. Drew Carey
Ray confesses that he has problems with crotch rot, and he takes out his suspender, and throws it into Drew's face. The irritation causes Drew Carey to scratch off his face, and his brain falls out.
3 - Sarah Jessica Parker vs. Kim Cattrall vs. Cynthia Nixon vs. Kristin Davis
Slaughter and the City!
First Cattrall gives Davis a poisoned drink, so she faints.
Later the girls brings out their ""back massages"". Cattrall uses her to impale Nixon's throat, and when it starts vibrating, Nixon's throat is torn apart. Then she rips off Parker's sandals, jams them into her head, and twists her neRead More
1. Katie Holmes vs. Keri Russell 2. Johnny Gomez & Nick Diamond vs. Sam Donaldson 3. Whoopi Goldberg vs. Claire Danes
This episode was a special report since the arena exploded...
1 - Katie Holmes vs. Keri Russell
Katie Holmes throws Russell onto a helium tank and she swallows it. Then Holmes releases the gas, and Russell blows up like a balloon, and she floats towards the ceiling, but on her way up she grabs Holmes' hair... and just later Russell just explodes...
2 - The newscaster Sam Donaldson was at the spot of the explosion, and when he tried to steal the show, Nick and Johnny appears and starts kicking his ass, finally Johnny jams a microphone into Sam's throat and when Nick jams a water hose in his throat, the water and the electricity makes Sam explode.
3 - Whoopi Goldberg vs. Claire Danes
It was revealed that Claire Danes was the one that shot the dart which caused Keri Russell to explode... so Whoopi Goldberg decides to fight her, they fight for a while, buRead More
1. Blink 182 vs. 98 Degrees 2. Jessica Simpson vs. 98 Degrees
This is actually one big fight. Blink 182 and 98 Degrees chose to fight in giantic robots. They knock each other out of the arena and they fight on the streets. 98 Degrees fire a missile into the crotch of the Blink 182 robot, that falls apart.
Now the 98 Degrees robot starts killing fans. Stone Cold approaches with an enlarging ray, and is going to enlarge himself to a giant and kick the 98 Degrees robot's ass, but Nick aims it in the wrong direction and the ray hits Jessica Simpson. She starts fighting the robot, and blows into a manhole, which causes another manhole to fly up, and knock the head of the robot off. Jessica was declared the winner, but by then president Bush calls and says he fired a nuclear missile against the robot. Jessica decides that no one should steal her day, and kicks the 98 Degrees robot's head towards the missile, and it explodes in mid-air.Read More
1. Meat Loaf vs. Jonathan Davis 2. Colonel Sanders vs. Dave Thomas 3. Kevin Spacey vs. Michael Caine
1 - Meat Loaf vs. Jonathan Davis
Meat Loaf jams a piece of corn in Davis' ass, and kicks him. Davis flies into the announcers booth, this causes the corn to fly out, around, and it impales Meat Loaf, and he dies. Mills declares Jonathan Davis alive, and he is the winner.
2 - Colonel Sanders vs. Dave Thomas
Dave Thomas brings a hen into the ring, and it decapitates Colonel Sanders. His headless body runs around, and finally jumps into the fryer.
3 - Kevin Spacey vs. Michael Caine
Hamburger vs Hot Dog
These guys were dressed as a hot dog and a hamburger.
In the end, Spacey uses a heat lamp to fry Caine's suit (hot dog) and he explodes. But then Dave Thomas enters the arena and starts eating Kevin Spacey (hamburger), and the fight ends so.Read More
1. Chyna vs. Albert Einstein 2. Eddie Vedder vs. Scott Stapp 3. David Copperfield vs. David Blaine
1 - Chyna vs. Albert Einstein
Perfect Body meets Perfect Mind
Albert Einstein falls in love with Chyna, but she responds by kicking his ass. Finally Einstein sees that she hates him, and he responds by building a rocket launcher that blows up Chyna's breasts, then he creates a black hole which sucks one of Chyna's arms in. He mocks Chyna by sticking out his tongue, but she grabs it and spins it around him, finally she pulls the tongue, and Einstein's brain pops out.
2 - Eddie Vedder vs. Scott Stapp
Vedder uses some barb wire to tear up Stapp's throat, messing up his voice, this annoys a guy in the audience, who enters the ring and smashes Stapp's head to pieces.
3 - David Copperfield vs. David Blaine
Copperfield falls into the piranha aquarium, but climbs out. Blaine tries to kill him, but Copperfield grabs a baseball bat from a trunk and smashes Blaine into the aquRead More
1. Corey Haim vs Corey Feldman 2. Lucy Liu vs Lisa Ling 3. Shaquille O'Neal vs Kobe Bryant
1 - Corey Haim vs Corey Feldman
These guys fought to climb up a ladder to reach producer Harvey Weinstien.
After a while Feldman managed to climb up the ladder, and almost touch Weinstien. Haim rips the ladder off and Harvey Weinstien and Corey Feldman comes falling down, Weinstien lands on Haim, crushing him, then Feldman lands on top, and then the ladder falls down, impaling all three of them.
2 - Lucy Liu vs Lisa Ling
Lisa Ling was accompanied by Barbara Walters. Lisa wanted to ask questions (Ã¡ la The View) all the time, so Lucy kicked her ass. After a while Lucy starts jumping in the air, kicking Lisa, but we see that there are invisible wires. Barbara Walters cuts down the wires and Lisa is about to fight Lucy when she starts asking more questions. Annoyed by this, Lucy Liu jumps up and kicks through Lisa Ling's skull, and she dies.
3 - Shaquille O'Neal vs Kobe BRead More
1. Frankie Muniz vs. Robert Iler 2. Stephen King vs. JK Rowling 3. Rebecca Romijn-Stamos vs. Naomi Campbell
In Frankie Muniz vs. Robert Iler, Frankie loses his feet, but then gives Robert spiked Italian food and the Sopranos's kid's stomach blows up, giving the victory to Frankie!
In Stephen King vs. JK Rowling, JK zaps Stephen with the power of Voldermort and kills him. But then his leg, which seems robotic, comes to live and decapitates Rowling. The victory goes to Stephen King's leg.
In Rebecca Romijn-Stamos vs Naomi Campbell, Naomi rips out her own stomach and sprays Rebecca with the toxins inside, this dissolves Rebecca's skin, and Naomi wins.Read More
1. Cousin Grimm vs. Pierce McCrack 2. Potato Kahn vs. Beni Trauma 3. Cousin Grimm vs. Potato Kahn
This episode was originally meant to have an all-out war with the cast from the Lord of the Rings, but the power failed in the arena so they showed the three freak fights on tape. The fights are of course repeats.Read More
1. James Brown vs. Chuck Berry 2. George Michael vs. Paul Reubens Main Event: Shannen Doherty vs. Halle Berry
1. James Brown vs. Chuck Berry James Brown has lasers attached on the front of his shoes, and when he does the spilts, he targets them to fire at Chuck Berry's groin! Uh-oh! Yet when he fires the laser, Berry's giant diamond ring reflects it and it shoots into the air, knocking off one of the overhead lights! The light plummets down, and crushes James Brown underneath him!
2. George Michael vs. Paul Reubens The two stars are in deserate need of a comeback, so they fight to the death to see who'll get one. A tiger is brought into the arena, and when George Michael puts it to sleep with a lullaby, Paul wakes it up with Pee Wee's secret word (""Sucker!"")! The tiger then rips Michael apart!
Main Event: Shannen Doherty vs. Halle Berry This fight took place in the dome of devastation.
After a while, Halle knocks down an engine which lands atop Shannen's head,Read More
1. Bob Barker vs. Anne Robinson 2. John Edward vs. Nostradamus (featuring Miss Cleo) 3. Beyonce Knowles vs. Missy Elliott
1 - Bob Barker vs. Anne Robinson
Bob Barker held a little challenge, the question was how many times he broke Anne Robinson's leg. An old lady won and she brought her little dog, but Anne Robinson bites her in her leg and throws the old lady out of the ring, then she grabs the dog and threatens to twist its neck off. Bob Barker freaks out and rips her ouveries out, and some internal organs so she collapses... and Bob Barker is the winner.
2 - John Edward vs. Nostradamus (featuring Miss Cleo)
When they used the time machine to bring Nostradamus into the ring, they found a note saying that he saw he would lose, so he wont come, but Nick calls Miss Cleo so she comes to the arena.
Miss Cleo and John Edward each fought with items used by psychics, like crystal balls and etc. After a while Edward threatens to impale Miss Cleo with a stake, but sheRead More
1. Derek Jeter vs. John Rocker 2. Faith Hill vs. Janet Jackson 3. Robert E. Lee vs. Ulysses S. Grant
This episode featured civil war based fights, north vs south...
1 - Derek Jeter (North) vs. John Rocker (South)
First up came two baseball stars.
Jeter made Rocker hold a car battery, and he is electrocuted, as he holds his arm up, he looks like the statue of liberty.
The North wins (1-0)
2 - Faith Hill (South) vs. Janet Jackson (North)
Second came two music stars.
Faith Hill and Janet each had their period during the fight so they were really pissed.
Faith steps behind Janet and rips off her front, so her internal organs falls out.
The South wins (1-1)
3 - Robert E. Lee vs. Ulysses S. Grant
Two battlefield heroes.
They decide to fight in a real duel with swords, and they starts chopping each other to pieces, finally its down to thumb vs thumb, and one thumb stomps the other... Johnny says that it's Grant's thumb, so the north wins.
The North won with 2-1Read More
1. Conan O'Brien vs. Bill Maher 2. Anna Nicole Smith vs. Sarah Ferguson 3. John Lennon vs. Paul McCartney vs. George Harrison vs. Ringo Starr
1 - Conan O'Brien vs. Bill Maher
Bill kicks Conan in his side, smashing some organs out, but then Conan stomps through Maher's skull, and plays around with his body as a doll.
2 - Anna Nicole Smith vs. Sarah Ferguson
After some fight, Anna makes Fergie dizzy, and tricks her into marrying her. Then for some reason, Fergie's chest explodes, leaving Anna Nicole Smith as the winner.
3 - John Lennon vs. Paul McCartney vs. George Harrison vs. Ringo Starr
A classic from the 70's.
Paul was knocked out of the arena by Ringo, but he comes back with a giant silver hammer and he uses it to smash Ringo's head. Next Paul and John starts beating up George, first a smash to his head makes him reach his inner peace, but Paul and John starts kicking him, and finally Paul jumps on George's head, crushing it. Next Paul threw a cymbal towarRead More
1. Beck vs. Bjork 2. Willie Nelson vs. Tony Bennett 3. Elizabeth Hurley vs. Anna Kournikova
1 - Beck vs. Bjork
Beck and Bjork fought with musical instruments, Bjork uses her keyboard to blow both of Beck's eardrums out, making him deaf, then she knocks one of his eyes out and stomps on it. Then Nick and Johnny uses the time machine to bring Bach into the arena, and he uses his plow to cut Bjork in half, then he twists Beck's neck and kicks off his head.
2 - Willie Nelson vs. Tony Bennett
Willie Nelson takes off his bandana to reveal a third eye. The eye opens up and fires a laser towards Bennett, and Bennett is vaporized.
3 - Elizabeth Hurley vs. Anna Kournikova
The girls fought above a chamber with horny 12-year old boys. Hurley smashes Kournikova into the chamber and claims victory, but a hand grabs her ancle, it is Kournikova, who killed the boys... Kournikova pulls Hurley down through the grate, and her head splits open and her brain pops out.Read More
It's Survivor time!
Not really deathmatch survivors, but CBS' Survivor
All the cast members from seasons 1 and 2 fought in the deathmatch ring, one by one they were voted into the ring by the audience, until only one was left.
Here's how it turned out:
First Colby was voted into the ring, then Rudy. Rudy kicks Colby's ass for a while, then Jerri is voted into the ring. Rudy and Jerri argue, and then Colby decapitates Rudy with a stick. Next Kelly is voted into the ring and she brought her canoe with her, she smashes Colby out of the ring, and then starts fighting with Jerri, but the fight was interrupted as Susan was voted into the ring. Susan got pretty pissed at Kelly, and bit trough Kelly's oar, then her arm, and finally Susan bit Kelly's head off. Then Colleen was voted into the ring, and then Elisabeth. After a while, Susan was thrown out off the ring, and she got impaled on a little girl. Next Keith was voted in, and he fed Jerri with uncooked rice and hot water, soRead More
This episode is called ""Assamania 1"" for some reason... Nick wanted to get more people to watch CDM if he did some ""Jackass"" tricks, like swallowing a fish whole, or spraying mace into his face... here's the fight summary:
1 - Queen Latifah vs LL Cool J - Lameass vs Badass
After LL Cool J calls Queen Latifah a comedian-wannabe, she gets pissed and cuts off LL's hands with a spring from a chair, next she swings the spring, wrapping it around LL's body and with a final pull, his body is torn up.
2 - Pink vs Mandy Moore - Hardass vs Candyass
Pink fools Mandy so her temporary bloodlust disappears, and then, by using Mandy's sharpened candy stick, she impales Mandy's head, and with a final blow in the straw, Mandy's brains (and some organs) flies out.
3 - Johnny Knoxville vs Ben Stein - Jackass vs Smartass
Ben Stein brought a rabid donkey into the ring, and as it was about to kill Johnny Knoxville, the Jackass leader started talking to the donkey, which turns around and stomps Ben SteinRead More
Lenny Kravitz vs Jimi Hendrix Shaggy vs Bob Marley Dave Matthews vs Keith Richards
1. Lenny Kravitz vs Jimi Hendrix Using the time machine, Stone Cold Steve Austin brings back Jimi Hendrix. Hendrix claims that Kravitz ripped him off and starts beating him up. Hendrix rips off Kravitz's sunglasses, to reveal his big bug eyes. He runs out of the ring and climbs the lighting rig, and pours sulphuric acid onto Hendrix's head. Then he climbs down and pours vomiting medicine down Hendrix' throat. Hendrix replies by vomiting down Kravitz's throat, then he throws him against the ropes, Kravitz bounces back and Hendrix smashes his throat to pieces.
2. Shaggy vs Bob Marley The time machine is used to bring back Bob Marley. Bob Marley too claims to be ripped off by Shaggy. They fight for a while and Marley grabs one of the turnbuckles and starts impaling Shaggy with it, and starts asking Shaggy about who the best reggae singer was, Shaggy replies by naming a lot of artists, this pRead More
Paris Hilton VS Nicole Richie Tony Hawk VS Bam Margera Bam Margera VS Don VitoRead More