Chaos reigns on the first day back at school as Mr. Birchum and Gage revive their annual bet to catch the first student insult. The day takes a surprising turn with the arrival of the overzealous new JEDI (Justice, Equity, Diversity, and Inclusion) officer, Karponzi, who brings his politically correct agenda to the forefront. Armed with his old-school tools and sharp wit, Mr. Birchum is ready to challenge these modern ideologies. It's a clash of traditional craftsmanship versus contemporary madness in this uproarious showdown.

On Veterans Day, the fearless members of "Meal Team Six" launch their epic food binge across town. With their sights set on the legendary Top's Tavern as their final feast, the group gets caught in an ambush of military might and appetite against some familiar foes.

Karponzi solicits Mr. Birchum to help him construct a set for his new project "Romeo and Romeo", a play that modernizes the Shakespearean classic by addressing gender fluidity and white colonialism. Eddie tries to make Wendi's listing go viral by updating her cringy social media content.

Mr. Birchum's trusted tools turn against him during a life-or-death struggle on his way to his annual spring break camping trip. Meanwhile, after a DIY disaster, Wendi and Eddie find themselves seeking help from an unlikely source.

Wendi strong-arms the family into a Homes for Humanity project, swapping their digital devices for volunteer service. When Karponzi shows more interest in building coalitions rather than houses at the charity construction site, Mr. Birchum saves the day with his handyman…