Victoria rents out an office to a massage therapist, Drake, to make extra money. Drake's massage method, however, sparks suspicion in Alex, who believes that Drake is instead removing drugs from drug mules. As a result of Drake taking Burke's office, Lydia and Burke are forced into sharing their workspace. Burke uses this set-up to his advantage by claiming to have a relationship with Lydia, which assuages his wife's growing suspicion that he's gay.

Victoria threatens to start firing people if they can't meet the needs of a repeat customer who's starting to complain about the men she has been set up with.

A charming new client falls instantly for Lydia, while Tiffany offers to make a perfect match for a client's dog.

A new client comes to Lovespring following the sudden death of his wife, Lydia conceives and plan to get her married boyfriend to leave his wife, and Steve can't get the naked woman across from his office window out of his mind.

Burke tries to find a match for an old friend from high school who's gay, Victoria and Lydia spy on a client they think is lying to them, and Alex decides to elevate his flirtation with Tiffany to the next level.

After threatening to expose her affair with a married man, Lydia confides in Steve when she regrets her decision.

Burke and Lydia scramble to find dates for hard-to-match clients for their annual Winner's Mixer.

Steve has to control his foot "urges" when Lydia discovers that a new client with great feet who's seeking his help turns out to be a mole from the psychiatry board. Alex has a bone to pick with Whoopi Goldberg. Burke tries to help a mad poet whose off-putting verses are scaring women away.

Tiffany becomes distraught when her ex comes by to paint a portrait of Victoria nude. Meanwhile, Burke and Lydia try to reunite Puping and Bill, a couple who met at the Lovespring winner's mixer.

Lovespring has been robbed just as the staff takes on a new client, Beatrice, who just happens to be a psychic. As she is annoying everyone with her ability, Beatrice finds out who robbed the offices. Meanwhile, Lydia spies on Phillip from a tree outside his house, only to be joined by Carl, Phillip's wife's admirer, who is doing the same thing.

Sparks fly when a client falls head over heels for a homeless woman Burke smuggled in to paint his office.

Lydia and Steve have a difficult time with their new client who spends more time donating sperm than dating.

When Lovespring starts falling into debt, Victoria's rival, perfectmatch.com founder Nancy, offers to help. She promises the employees anything they want, but only Victoria is aware of her true intentions of firing each staff member. After trying her hand at the stock market with Lydia's help, and failing, Victoria goes to extremes and does the unexpected to make sure Lovespring doesn't fall victim to perfectmatch.com. Meanwhile, after dominating the competition at a miniatures show, Burke announces on live television that he wants to marry his wife Figgy again and to start a family. Figgy's holding him to it, while Burke is looking for a way to get out.