1. Perry Como Still Alive

2. Tammy Bakker for Mayberline Mascara

3. Benny Hill Street Blues

4. Great White North: Economics

5. Way to Go, Woman: Mother Theresa

6. Julius Caesar

7. Today is Moscow

8. Russian Wrap

9. Uposcrabblenyk

10. What Fits into Russia

11. PSA: Uzbecks

12. SCTV Movie Of the Week: The Jazz Singer with Al Jarreau

13. The Cruisin’ Gormet

14. Hey, Giorgy

15. Strelnokoff Vodka

16. Tibor’s Tractor

17. Wet Nurse

18. Eskimo Arts - Two Folon Sale

1. Ricardo Montalban School of Fine Acting

2. Sunrise Semester: Ventriloquism with Mr. Wilcox

3. Night School High Q

4. Perma-Lacque Hair Spray

5. Great White North: Mouse in a Bottle

6. You: I'm Taking My Own Head...

7. Video Dinners from Videotech

8. Critic's Corner with Bill Needle: Theatre Beat

9. The Fishin' Musician: The Plasmatics

10. Send $10.00 to BOX 1980

11. Theatre Beat with Bill Needle: I'm Taking My Own Head

12. You: Dr. Bernard Coddle

13. Dusty Towne at Lucifer's Arena

14. My Bloody Hand

15. Cow Malt Liquor

16. SCTV Movie of the Week: Power Play

1. PSA: American Orthodontal Group - Dental Floss

2. Mrs. Falbo's Tiny Town: G. Gordon Liddy

3. Zontar Wrap

4. Great White North: Short Cuts

5. George Carlin’s Reel Love

6. The D'Annamora Prison Choir - For Lifers Only

7. Farm Film Report: Meryl Streep

8. Don Rickles' Love Is the Greatest Gift God Gave Us....And I Mean that Sincerely

9. SCTV Evening News: Zontar

10. Ted Gordon, Overbooked Attorney

11. The Sammy Maudlin Show: Natalie Cole

12. Tex and Edna Boil's Prairie Warehouse and Curio Emporium

13. Poochare Dog Food

14. Money Talks with Brian Johns: Henna Claire Graham

15. Henry Moore for American Express

16. Dr. Schekter

1. Double Love

2. Great White North: Microwave Ovens

3. SCTV After School Special: Pepi Longsocks

4. Harry's Discount Sex Shop: Harry's Library of Distinction

5. The Sammy Maudlin Show: Bobby and Skip Bittman

6. SCTV Movie of the Week: New York Rhapsody

7. Al Peck's Sanitone Drycleaning

8. Doorway to Hell

9. Hollywood Squares Home Game

10. Message from Guy: Suggestions

11. The Nana Mouskouri Story

12. Fireside Chat: Police Blotter

13. Half Legs

1. Katharine Hepburn for Twillings Tea

2. The Godfather

3. Great White North: Long Underwear and Backbacon

4. SCTV Special Presentation: 3-D House of Beef

5. Birkney's Diamonds

6. SCTV Movie of the Week: The Vikings and the Beekeepers.

1. Liberace's Musical Tribute to the Holidays

2. SCTV Staff Party

3. Great White North: Beer Nog

4. Fireside Chat: Christmas Message

5. The Sammy Maudlin Show: Neil Simon

6. Frank Incense

7. Neil Simon's Nutcracker Suite

8. Street Beef: Christmas

9. Dusty Towne Sexy Holiday Special

1. Monster Chiller Horror Theatre: Dr. Tongue's Evil House of Pancakes

2. Give 'Em Hell, Bess

3. Farm Film Report: Brooke Shields and the Boomtown Rats

4. PSA: Video - Use It, Don't Abuse It

5. Great White North: The Great White North

6. Shoot for the Stars with Bill Needle

7. SCTV Movie of the Week: Teacher's Pet

8. SCTV Classics: Ben-Hur

9. Special Offer - Fur from Davy Crockett's Hat

10. The Lone Ranger Show

1. Norman White and the White Scat Chorale

2. Comment with David Brinkley: Music Impersonators

3. Rent-A-Retort/Hire-A-Harpie

4. Sunrise Semester: Lake Monsters with Angus Crock

5. Midnight Video Special

6. All Girl Friday Night Pajama Party

7. K-I-L Ammo

8. Al’s Garage

9. One on the Town: Singles Bars

10. Fireside Chat: Special Announcement

11. Monster Chiller Horror Theatre: Blood-Sucking Monkeys

12. Great White North: The Space Arm/Snow Routes

13. SCTV Classics: Lust for Paint

14. Fish Police

15. Logos Galore

16. Alfred Hitchcock Presents