Ever said anything that could be construed as racist? I haven't. Okay, I'm lying. I actually have. There was this one time I called my friend Jose a refried bean when I was mad at him for drinking the last chocolate milk, but I later apologized after he punched me in the neck. We're cool now. Okay. He doesn't always text me back, but other than that we're still pretty good friends. True story. Can we all just agree that you're a racist tho? Good. Glad we cleared that up.

Ever said something sexist? Booze Lightyear never has. And I never have either. Nope. Never. I have never once in my life said anything remotely sexist. Are you calling me a liar? I'm not a liar. You're a liar. And your mom's a liar too. And your face also! You face is a big fat liar!! How can someone's face be a liar, you ask? Fool, I don't know. I'd tell you to ask your own face how it can be such a liar, but the answer you'd get would probably just be a lie. What the fuck does any of this have to do with sexism anyway? I like peanut butter on my waffles tho.

This week Booze Lightyear explores the topic of homophobia. Homophobia is a real thing, y'all. It's not just some made up thing you saw one Saturday night watching old episodes of The Flintstones while smoking a fat one. On that note, people should smoke more fat ones. Wouldn't the world be a happier place if we all just smoked a fat one and watched The Flintstones? Watching The Jetsons would also suffice. Jetsons is a great show. Astro is my favorite character. I kind of had this weird crush on him as a kid - but not like in a gay way.

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