Amy persuades the family to take part in a benefit for her hospital so she can beat her long-time arch-rival, Fran Culpepper (Devika Parikh). When they prove uncooperative in the rhythmic dancing, Amy hires professional dancers to replace the members of the family except for Charlie. Meanwhile, Teddy's classmate Lynette does not invite her to her party but she invites Ivy. Later, she finds out that Ivy has been making up excuses to go somewhere else and Teddy suspects that Ivy attended the party without her. Also, Gabe and PJ sell "old junk" on the Internet to raise money.

Amy lets her temper get the best of her when Mr. Piper refuses to admit he was wrong. P.J. decides to have a man to man talk with Skyler's old beau. Charlie's first ballet lesson may be her last after Bob breaks one of the class rules.

With the end of Amy’s maternity leave, Teddy's new babysitting duties conflict with her prep for a big school debate and things go awry when Gabe and PJ are assigned to watch Charlie.