Tom Caltabiano — Writer

Episodes 16

Mozart

70%
October 13, 199722m
2x4

When Ally wants to quit learning the piano, Ray decides to resume his interest in the piano in order to teach his daughter a lesson about quitting.

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The Checkbook

78%
February 2, 199822m
2x16

When Raymond takes over the family chequebook to prove to Debra how "easy it can be," he discovers he is no accountant after quickly running out of money and cheques start to bounce.

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Six Feet Under

76%
April 27, 199822m
2x22

When six-foot-tall Raymond discovers that he's shrunk a quarter of an inch, the resultant midlife crisis grows until it turns into an end-of-life crisis. So, before he gets put six feet under, he decides to make a list of his dreams and goals in life.

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The Article

74%
November 9, 199825m
3x8

It has been Ray’s life long dream to get an article published in Sports Illustrated. So when his friend and coworker Andy, the “stats guy” at work and novice sportswriter, sells a piece to the magazine, Ray is devastated.

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The Lone Barone

79%
November 16, 199823m
3x9

Raymond is in a bad mood. Forced to wait home all day for the delivery of Debra’s new curtains, he can’t go play golf and laments to his brother, that marriage is like a prison. So, when Amy breaks up with Robert, everyone blames Raymond.

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Ray Home Alone

74%
February 22, 199922m
3x18

When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray is looking forward to a couple of days of bachelor living. But instead of enjoying himself, the night is turns into a harrowing experience, and Ray is forced to confront the real reason he doesn’t want to stay home alone.

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Debra's Workout

80%
November 15, 199922m
4x8

Ray is bewildered, but not altogether displeased when Debra starts initiating sex on a more than regular basis. He can't believe his luck, he is even willing to give up his golf game to satiate Debra's newfound desires. But he can't leave well enough alone, and decides to look into the reason behind his wife's sudden burst of energy.

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Fighting In-Laws

80%
November 20, 200022m
5x9

While celebrating Thanksgiving, Ray discovers that Debra's seemingly contented parents are really not happy with each other. When things come to a head at the Thanksgiving table, it's apparent that there really isn't that much of a difference between Ray's parents and Debra's parents.

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The Breakup Tape

77%
March 4, 200222m
6x18

When Debra stumbles across a cassette tape that contains a message from Ray's college girlfriend, she wants to know why he has saved it all of these years.

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Robert Needs Money

75%
October 21, 200222m
7x6

After deciding to lend Robert $1,000 when he complains he's struggling with finances, Ray and Debra are surprised when Robert uses the money for a vacation to Las Vegas.

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The Bachelor Party

78%
May 12, 200322m
7x23

Ray throws a lame bachelor party for Robert and is shamed by Debra, Marie, and Amy into throwing him a proper one at the lodge, which will also be attended by Amy's father and brother.

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Jazz Records

78%
Mid-Season Finale
December 15, 200322m
8x10

When the kids ruin Ray's dictionary, Frank shares the story of how Ray ruined his priced jazz collection. After trying to make amends for his childhood mistake, Ray discovers that he may not have been the culprit.

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Crazy Chin

78%
March 22, 200422m
8x18

Amy's parents put Robert on the defensive when they point out his compulsive habit of touching food to his chin before he eats it.

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Golf For It

78%
Season Finale
May 24, 200422m
8x23

Robert and Ray end up with the mother of all guilt trips when they decide not to help their mother with a home project. The reason they skip out is so that they can land a prime spot on the golf course, by waiting in line in their car all night.

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P.T. & A

78%
October 11, 200422m
9x4

Ray is elected to tell Debra that members of the P.T.A. have problems with the way she dresses.

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Finale

70%
Season Finale
May 16, 200522m
9x16

Ray fears getting his adenoids removed, but Debra convinces him to go through with the surgery. At the hospital, while Marie is in the bathroom, and everyone else in the waiting room, the nurse comes out and tells Debra that Ray isn't waking up from the anaesthesia.

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