Helen and Jake decide that Daria and Quinn may not be prepared for college. They enroll the two in a college prep course.

Daria reluctantly becomes involved in the opening of Lawndale's new student coffeehouse. She also becomes involved in its closing.

Quinn decides she needs cosmetic surgery, and drags Daria to the doctor with her. She is happy to consult with Quinn, but very interested in Daria, whom she views as a long term project and potential masterpiece.

Daria and Jane hitch a ride to the "Alternapalooza" festival with Jane's brother Trent (Daria's heartthrob!) and his friend Jesse. Their van doesn't work so well, but it's an interesting trip.

The students of Lawndale High go on a paintballing trip to learn about history, psychology and shooting people.

When Daria and Jane are assigned to make a student film, they decide to record a day in the life of Quinn.