Kevin is rattled when his girlfriend suggests having a baby, and Jamies will give up anything to have a good time -- including a job interview.

Commitment-phobic Kevin falls out of the comfort zone with Sarah after she pushes him to replace his bedraggled, cherished old bed with a new one, and he convinces himself that she's trying to smother him emotionally. Meanwhile, Jamie leaps outside all bounds of decency to win Cherie's sympathetic embrace with the lie that his mother died.

Jamie falls in love with his Guatemalan cleaning lady.

Kevin uses the vacation money to bet on a football game. Jamie tries to prove that Brenda's friend is a lesbian.

Kevin plans Sarah's surprise birthday party, but he invites all the wrong people.

Harry's wife kicks him out of the house, so he stays with Kevin. Jamie tries to impress Brenda by getting a tattoo.